What are the comfiest small towns in Appalachia that would be quietly welcoming to outsiders looking for a quiet outdoor-centric life?

>>510859401 (OP)
>flag
You should stay in whatever nigger infested city you voted to make a shithole. You made your nigger shithole bed, now lie in it.

>>510859551
I am not a conservative, sorry. I just like the outdoors.

looks comfy

>>510859401 (OP)
There are none. We're full. Stay out. Please accept this gentle warning: They will never find your body.

>>510859698
california has all the outdoors you need

>>510860045
not my kind of place
east coast only, plz

>>510859401 (OP)
Yankees already destroyed Asheville, go there.

>>510859401 (OP)
Democrat in Appalachia
You got a death wish boy.
Rednecks are basically white niggers and you won't last long down there.
I recommend you watch the movie Deliverance before you decide.

>>510859401 (OP)
Stay in your blue shithole, please.

>>510859401 (OP)
Why do people always think appalachia for outdoors.
You know the midwest/west has way better outdoors than appalachia unless you enjoy it being humid and shitty like a swamp and jungle half the year, and muddy with everything freezing and breaking the other half.

Would you rather have that or some nice flat comfortable plains that stay around the same temperature with no fucked up weather fluctuations with nobody remotely near you

You also barely have to deal with rust if you just go live somewhere in the west.

>>510860592
>watch the movie Deliverance
Don't tell him that. The prospect of gay rape in the woods is probably a positive to OP.

You arent going to find anywhere that's not burning poverty and drugs and desperation

>>510860801
>flat shit as far as the eye can see, no hills at all
>just flat planted fields of corn sõibeans and shit
>no fucking trees, confused birds sitting on the ground
>everything is so grey in the winter it looks like a nuclear bomb went off
The midwest is fucking depressing.

>>510860592
Why does everything have to be about politics?

>>510860801
nice hills/gorges

>>510861117
Maybe it will get better.

bump

>>510860801
>Midwest
>nice flat comfortable plains that stay around the same temperature with no fucked up weather fluctuations
Uhh... Yeah, let's go with that. You'll love it there, OP.

>>510862506
Because your politics destroy the very thing you claim to want.

>>510861193
>confused birds sitting on the ground
you're killing me anon