I'm going to start a hobby of sprinting towards women at night.

>>510869397 (OP)
Subjective but id say this one

>>510869397 (OP)
use the gas mask with filter, just in case you get sprayed

>>510869484
This. Also bring pepper spray to spray back at them in the eyes

>>510869397 (OP)
Top right.

Get a nigger orc face mask

If I saw you wearing any of those I’d think you’re a faggot. The first one id want you to stay away the most though

>>510869598
I'm Jamaican so I might as well not use a mask then.

>>510869466
Based choice. I got it because it was $10 and modified it to make make even creepier imo

>>510869397 (OP)
i guess depends on the job anon

>>510869647
That isnt creepier it is derpier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM

>>510869723
You can't tell me if you saw it in the middle of the night it wouldn't make you shit yourself

>>510869397 (OP)
you must be at least 18 years old to post here

>>510869822
He listens to 30 seconds to mars anon the belief that he could hold in poo in any situation with such a loose and prolapsed anus is asinine.

>>510869850
Tits or gtfo roasty

>>510869723
I m just a farmer though, i want to neatly farm the good things.

>>510869878
No i usually listen to someone for 2mins.

>>510869397 (OP)
The balaclava or the gas mask becuase they're real and practical. A person walking around in a halloween mask looks like they're trying to scare people. A person in a balaclava looks like they're sincerely up to no good and is a legitimate danger becuase it's something real. Then there's the gas mask which whou can use to protect yourself from pepperspray and that preperation also shows you're deadly serious. Real evil that happens everyday is a lot scarier than exaggerated hollywood movie fantasies precisely for driving home that evil isn't some larger than life fantastic exception. It's mundane. It's omnipresent. It's around every corner. It's in the darkness of every city and behind closed doors once the sun goes down. It can happen to you at any time and the world wouldn't even find it allnthat surprising. A boogeyman makes a person afraid of the booeyman. When it's a normal man it makes them afraid of the world.

>>510869397 (OP)
posting in a based thread

>I'm going to start a hobby of sprinting towards women at night.
Why? I think youre going to get arrested pretty quickly doing that

>>510869397 (OP)
The guy Fawkes one because there's guaranteed to be a creepy incel behind it which is exactly what you are

>>510870415
Fuck off to reddit faggot. Not a crime little bitch

>>510870415
OY! U GOT A LOICENSE FO SCARIN' DA DAMES YA CHEEKY WANKA!? UR NICKED SUNSHOINE!

>>510870463
Wouldnt it be more terrifying if you tried to ask them for a date or strike up a conversation instead of hiding behind a mask like a coward and running around like a creep

>>510869397 (OP)
>it's just a prank bro
i would laugh to see you get domed by some good samaritan with an old elephant rifle that granny keeps in the kitchen
those old rifles used big diameter rounds, your head/chest would be a sight

>>510870415
Maybe i would grab a tit really quickly.

>>510870583
Go back to raddit. Go back to the wagie cagie tommorow buddy!

>>510870328
Yeah humanity's greatest great is the unknown. Something that's slightly off and whose intention isn't explicitly known is what would cause the most internal terror. A creepy clown mask coming at you is easy to read. Mine would only be scary in the context if they're not actively chasing anyone. Maybe a weirdo just walking calmly in public. A blaclava in public wouldn't be scary. It's all context that makes the difference

>>510870692
Greatest fear*

>>510870583
you don't get it, this is real nigger behavior, some niggers really do this
i've seen it in two cities late at night, niggers just running around like they're about to attack you like some halloween scare house prank
except it will be summer, 2am, and it's just some dumb nigger running around with a plastic mask begging to be shot

>>510870727
Based brothas. Maybe I should team up.

>>510869397 (OP)
SKI mask is most dramatic can be a r eal situation going down the others are obviously fake

They're all super gay, just pick one.

>>510870895

>>510870727
I got a similar idea of sprinting into the dark with a flare or some other light source, and then looking at people's eyes as they try to chase me down

>>510869397 (OP)
Looks like we have a Darwin Award candidate here. Ever heard the term "putative self-defense"? Try that stunt with me and I shoot you without hesitation. No halfway competent court in this world will find me guilty of homicide. Even your own parents will agree that it's your own fault and that you simply were too stupid to live in this world.

The old man in the upper left is more horrifying from the perspective of a woman because a sub 9/10 male is more horrifying to her than a literal clown demon.

>>510871729
I watch that stint on reddit, other than the punch line that was kinda whack.

>>510869397 (OP)

>>510869397 (OP)
>Which of these masks is the scariest?

>>510870328
these two but also the scream mask

>>510869397 (OP)
The ski mask. Niggers are real and Jason isn't.

>>510869397 (OP)
This one.

>>510869647
Looks like jacko

>>510869397 (OP)
probably none of them especially not the balaclava since the woman might thinks its a nigger trying to rob and might just let you rape them for that BBC

>>510869397 (OP)
White women: upper left
Nigger women: lower right
Spic women: top row mask two

>>510874826
Unironically looks like Jon Stewart

>>510869397 (OP)
I could see a woman incapacitating you just by holding out her hand like this as you sprint toward her. Because you're a weak spindly faggot.

Biden's mask

>>510869397 (OP)
Pig head

>>510878522
Definitely the pig one because the woman will stop thinking you're a cop

>>510871026
19 hides better

>>510869397 (OP)
the balaclava / ski mask because it's actually realistic. this world is exponentially more terrifying than anything hollywood has conjured up.

>>510869397 (OP)
The pig one. It has a certain seriousness to it. It sends a message without trying so hard.

>>510869397 (OP)
Kek! I've owned 6 of those in my lifetime. I knew a guy who said his neighbors at night did weird rituals wearing animal heads and doing chants don't know what that was about, weird.

>>510872583
Came here to say this, but you clearly did it better than I would have. Bravo.

>>510869397 (OP)
Normies hatse clowns at a visceral level but the hockey mask is my favorite

>>510869630
Can you just fucking not?
We used to be a civilised country
Grow up and behave yourself

>>510869397 (OP)
The gas mask one. It was used in a movie that scared the hell out of me as a kid. My Bloody Valentine was the movie I think. 80s not any remake if there was one.

>>510869630
Top kek godspeed anon

>>510869397 (OP)
I'd wear one of these if I wanted to kil- I mean scare women at night.

This

>>510869397 (OP)
The white man is

>>510869397 (OP)

Top right or the clown. Pretty based of you, bongbro but watch yourself because the UK's cucked laws will no doubt land you in a cell.