Post your most serious crimes
When I was like 11, I was at a friendยดs house and he was ripping on me with a 3rd friend, so I went to their bathroom and brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
>>510869959 (OP)Me and my friend had sex, it wasn't gay or anything but we learned man poop on your dick is so much worse than lady poop on your dick
>>510869959 (OP)I threatened a famous sheriff
>>510869959 (OP)I was hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines. We seen some niggas we ain't now what that shit means. So we start reenacting everything that we had seen that's when I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
I stole a valuable postal stamp from a fellow collector.