It's sad af if this is true and every man in Germany sits to piss

>>510871046 (OP)
You literally drink cow piss

>>510871046 (OP)
Standing to piss at home is disgusting. Some of us are taller than 5'5, so it splashes all over the seat.

People should. It's fucking disgusting how public toilets are left, scum just pissing all over the floor and seats. Sit down, piss properly, wash your hands on the way out, and fucking stop being savages.

>>510871142
Some of us have penises longer than 3 inches so we can direct it into the bowl

>>510871156
I don't want to put my bare ass where who knows how many other asses have been.

>>510871223
>splashes
Some of us have the attention span to fully process what we're reading

>>510871285
I think you meant to type something else

>>510871156
How can you sit without your dick touching the inside of the bowl? This whole sitting thing is retarded, emasculating, and a fucking psyop.

>streetshitter commenting on anyone's use of the bathroom
>use of the bathroom
Yes, let that sink in.

>Only faggots sit to pee
You cannot convince me otherwise

>>510871046 (OP)
At least they use toilets.

Sitting down while peeing is so popular in Germany, Germans have a word for this behavior. It's called "Sitzpinkler".

>>510871046 (OP)
This is a red-pilled community don't any of your niggers see what's happening?

>>510871142
>>510871156
You don't sit like a cuck to piss

>>510871513
You're the only one who's seen it. It's a system to favour women disregarding man's preference.

>>510871046 (OP)
why do you had to post such faggy video tho? that faggot is spiritually jeet for making those acted tiktok dumb faces videos

>>510871156
So you're saying people that gives absolute no fucks to pee properly and spray the whole fucking floor and walls even are going to sit down to pee because reasons

I know twins are weird but do they really watch each other take a shit?

>>510871046 (OP)

somehow i still make splashes

>>510871046 (OP)
yeah and you squat to shit

>>510871899
I hated posting it but there's no fight back at all Timmy just accepts everything thrown at him. It's important to show where the world is going. This is in no way right.

If it bothers women build them women only toilets. If it bothers other men then go with the eastern type of toilets or have an entirely separate place for urinals alone.


You don't ask men to act against his natural way of life.

>>510871513
Guess this depends on whether you're a grower or a shower...

>>510871046 (OP)
This flat I inhabit in a former commie-block bulding is extremely poorly sound-proofed, literally my neighbors (clearly) hear me if I piss standing up.

Also I'm tall and it either splashes a lot or is really loud...

No, the only way to efficiently reduce the mess or noise, is to reduce the potential gravitational energy of the piss your holding, by moving it/oneself closer to the Earth's core, i.e. 'sitting down.'

But getting older, the knees might become an issue and make standing become more preferable, though, so STFU as well, Bio-Ökö-Michel(ine).

Ich hasse alle! :P

>>510871046 (OP)
In the end it really depends whether you clean your own toilet. Clearly pissing standing is dirtier.

>>510871046 (OP)
>>510871142
It has a fucking seat that goes up and down you fucking moid.

>>510871046 (OP)
I pee sitting because I picked up the habit from my stoner years. No hassle with aiming, and you can change your mind halfway through if needed.
People who feel the need to mock others for how they use a toilet are clearly insecure in their life.

>>510871046 (OP)
Is the towel version of him supposed to be a Pharisee?

>>510871223
you do realize piss isn't a nice cold capri sun and piss particles cover everything in your vicinity, including your toothbrush, right?

>>510875267
>um, i saw this fun factoid on my favorite science based youtube shorts channel, so it's actually like this!

russia should have wiped out poland

>>510875482
>um no rebuttal... muh russia and no i wont show my real flag because im a shitskin

>peeing while sitting is the new bidet for filthy turd worlders
this is a fucking thing

>>510871046 (OP)
how insecure are you if you cannot sit your fatass down to piss?

>>510871046 (OP)
That isnt true.

>>510875482
when you smell urine IN THE AIR, what the actual fuck do you think that is you dumb nigger? ITS LITERAL PISS FLOATING UP YOUR NOSTRILS LOL
you are stupid because you're mainling piss and shit all day

>>510875688
>mainling
mainlining* kek

>>510871513
I am a grower not a shower

>>510875642
I dunno should i piss into the sink?

little piss and shit particles that are now all over your face
turd worlders are literally shitfaced and have piss on the brain

>>510875739
I do that when my wife is shitting our single bathroom.

>>510871513
you buy a big bowl, and you don't piss with a raging hardon or youre going swimming
turd world dicklets need not apply

>>510871046 (OP)
I haven't pissed in a toilet in 3 years, only sinks. You brown manlets wouldn't understand.

>>510871046 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with sitting while pissing. And its ok to stand while pissing also. You are a man. This is the secret to your inner power. Understanding that you can do either of these things if you want to.

>>510871142
Pissing to a cup or bottle or something the most correct way just like in the hospital.

>>510871046 (OP)
What are insectoid stock doing always obsessing about shit and piss ur fucking sick abominations subhumans just as a snake lost its limbs slithering thru mud so have u greased up and browned out to high heaven to slick thru ur shit filled streets and rivers

>>510875815
I understand this... but just keep in mind that the pee gets stuck in the sinks p-trap ( no pun intended ). So I don't know if you do this out your house or someone you hate but what this means is the water that comes out of the faucet contains pee. I used to work for the water department and people sometimes call in complaining that they can smell pee or taste pee coming out of their faucet. And its always because someone is pissing in the sink.

This makes the jeet seethe (on multiple levels)

>>510875739
Do you know what ryhmes with sink?

>>510876125
Oh hi there Sherman

>>510876169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixPMaQC2izM

>>510871046 (OP)
Not only Germans, all Europeans

>>510875909
Informative.

>>510871046 (OP)
I love sitting down to piss, if I'm outside or whatever then yeah I'm going to fucking piss standing up but if I'm in my home or somebody else's home you bet your ass I'm going to sit down and I'm going to take 5 minutes to take a piss cuz I want a little bit of time to myself and who knows maybe I got to take a shit too

I have to piss at night with a hard on, so I have to sit and it sux as well, as makes a mess, eclairs it won’t going down.

>>510871046 (OP)
don't Indians pee like in a squad position? that's not much different than sitting down
at home I also sit down - you don't mess up your own toilet with piss
does penis touch the front of the bowl especially with a slight boner - yes but its not the worst thing
pissing with boner sitting can make new problems like you might piss with too much pressure and its shooting straight forward out - that is a real problem then but I try to prevent that

>>510871046 (OP)
I sit to piss in my own home because I got tired of cleaning piss spots off the walls

>>510875815
Piss anywhere but do it standing like a man.

>>510877754
Well if cleaning the piss spots off the walls once a year that is a fair trade off.

>>510874815
>lift seat
>splashes on the floor

I regret making this thread. The point is not about pissing. It's about how the world is getting feminized and you are letting it happen.


The webm shows every single aspect of your lives is turned to favour women.

>>510875267
and that's why the toilet is often in a room separate to the bathroom over here.

>>510877864
I found them!

>>510877964
Women have to sit to piss thats the only reason the law is made to favour women cos they don't want men pissing all over the seat.

>>510877964
>saar pls don't shit and piss everywhere
>wtf the world is getting feminized how can you let this happen
i wish immigration policy was conducted by machinegun emplacements

You're getting enslaved anons you're rights are being taken away for the sake of women

>>510877964
>a jeet is teaching me that sitting on my toilet is making me a woman
I would ask if you shit standing but I already know the answer

Bro you are indian

>>510878083
Retard use a TOILET

>>510875909
you're saying because of the U bend, the water or pee going down the waste pipe somehow recirculates back into the tap water

>>510878083
You dont induce enough anger.

>>510871046 (OP)
you don't even have a toilet

>>510878029
I would prefer you not to piss on my seat as well. Every fucking day I have to bear with piss stains on the seat in a male only bathroom.

>>510872311
Leave it to a German nigga to scientifically break down why he acts like a bitch.

Yes goy, stand and piss in your own home. Yes yes.

Option 1: Don't clean it, and be a disgusting piece of shit living with splatters of piss all around your toilet

Option 2: Get on your knees and clean off that piss like a good little cuck

Which one will it be? Surely you're not refusing to sit down and piss IN YOUR OWN HOME because some literally who on the internet tells you it's not manly, right? Surely you won't subject yourself to either having to clean up your own accrued piss, or living in piss filth, because you believe some who gives a fuck on the internet... right??

Embarrassing, especially because you can still stand and piss in public, just let some filthy indian, bulgarian, paki, romanian or subhuman turk clean it up.

>>510878198
Yeah it does because of the gasses. Its stuck down there in a puddle and the gasses come out the pipes. A gas is similar to liquid. Like if it interacts with liquid it will cool down and become a part of the liquid. I mean... this is why shit and piss goes down and out.... it doesn't stay because you would get sick as fuck.

Sitting to pee is fine. Sitting to shit is pathetic and disgusting. You should be squatting, which is the natural way.

I think they sit to pee so they have an excuse to rub their balls on the poop shelf more often.

>>510871137
fpbp

>>510878487
I'm literally training myself to sit while pissing now because it's been hot and I've been just wearing boxers and a t shirt around the house and could fucking feel the piss droplets ricocheting and hitting my knee/shin area. I mostly wore pajama bottoms/sweats and that absorbed all the piss droplets now I experienced it and it's mortifying

I can't sleep unless I know women are unknowingly huffing my piss fumes

>>510878953
>literally
Show tits you dumb bitch

>>510879077
Oh bite me shit stain

>>510875267
You realise his dick is so big it just plops straight into the water, right?

>>510878953
Why not piss in the sink?

>>510871046 (OP)

>>510878704
ok fair enough, although the actual amount of contamination from the process you're describing can't be much at all.
I always run the tap when I'm sink pissing anyway and let it run for a few seconds after I'm done, washes it all down.

>>510879407
I'm not sure if it is enough to make you sick I haven't heard of anyone getting sick. But still people can smell and taste it. Like wtf.

Also would like to add if someone pisses in your sink and you can smell pee and taste pee all you gotta do is let the water run for like 30 minutes. On hot. You could also drop some baking soda down there with some vinegar.

>>510871142
lmao
i can piss from across the room without spilling a drop or making a sound if need be

>>510871046 (OP)
>Peeling with toilet seat up
Yea you better sit when pissing, low life.

>>510871046 (OP)

humilation ritual

>>510871858
>It's fucking real

>>510875267
Why the fuck is your toothbrush on the floor next to the toilet?

>>510871046 (OP)
One time I was standing to piss then sneezed and sharted on the wall. Never again!

>>510871513
short kings sitting on the edge of the seat getting their tiny dicks on the side of the bowl.

>>510872311
>my neighbors (clearly) hear me if I piss standing up.
Literally who gives a shit.

>>510871223
All you need to do to direct your piss is to pull back your foreskin.
Oh, wait...

>>510879585
massive overkill, 20 seconds of the cold tap on full does the trick.

>>510875174
You changed because your mom nagged you to piss sitting down because she won't let you be a man. That's why people mock you.

>>510871046 (OP)
I always generously splash some around in public toilets/urinals. I figured it’s just how we men mark our territory. Also figure I’m helping encourage jannies to pursue higher education.

Stand to piss in public
Sit to piss at home
The middle ground is the way

>>510871046 (OP)
In Canada we sit too pee and stand to shit

Germans. Explain yourselves. Why do you sit to pee, like women?

The only acceptable time to stand and piss is in a stadium, or in a public restroom where you don't want to sit on a nasty ass piss covered toilet from all the other people standing up and splashing piss everywhere.

In my home, I'm sitting. If I'm in someone else's home that is clean, I sit. I'm not standing like some savage spraying piss everywhere.

Also, pro tip to all of you standing pissers who think you're NOT splashing piss everywhere when you stand up, get a blacklight and shine it around your toilet and see what you have done. Hell get a flashlight and just shine it in the air next to the toilet as you piss, you will see all the little tiny little toilet water piss droplets spraying around your toilet onto the walls and floor. Fucking animals.

>>510871142
See a doctor.

>>510875688
>PEE SMELLS CONTAMINATE THE TOOTHBRUSH WHEN STANDING UP!
>poo smells are ok, though.
Complete cope. Your mom told you to pee sitting down and now you're trying to outwardly justify it instead of examining your habit. Reclaim your manhood, stand to pee.

>>510871513
The grower vs shower thing is real, meds have showers pretty much exclusively. My dick is legit 9 inches and in my travels I've been around a lot of naked meds, no homo. Every one of them flaccid mogged me by a mile, I mean no comparison at all. Statistically it's highly unlikely that even a single one of them was bigger than me hard, yet my dick looked like an ugly shriveled little baby cock next to theirs. My dick won't hit the bowl unless I have a semi.

>>510871142
>Standing to piss at home is disgusting. Some of us are taller than 5'5, so it splashes all over the seat.
This. I sit to pee at home so I don't splash everywhere.
I'm not sitting on a stranger's toilet to piss though.

>>510871046 (OP)
>not pissing on your wife's face

>>510871046 (OP)
German men are cucks, I believe they’d all sit to pee. German men are the most pathetic men in yurop. I legitimately feel bad for the few German men I know that still have testosterone, it must be hell seeing your country in that condition.
I can empathize due to the state of my nation, but theirs is a different level. Terminal stage cucking.

>>510875267
Piss is mostly water, with some vitamins.

>>510874815
>It has a fucking seat that goes up and down you fucking moid.
The piss still splashes everywhere when it hits the water. And the piss mist gets all over the bathroom. But you probably don't clean your bathroom.

https://toiletsense.net/8610/does-the-toilet-spray-mist-when-flushed/

>>510871046 (OP)
I piss in the sink

>>510878029
It's stupid propaganda. I've never pissed sitting down. And the shitskins in the west should be glad that the level of civilization is making men exercise restraint. Otherwise they'd all be buried in forests.

>>510881475
Yeah i mean just make sure there is no piss in the p-trap

>>510882340
How can you even have a conversation with a German? We're all at least three heads taller than you mutts. And it's absolutely characteristic that you confuse civility with weakness.

>>510881387
you can get a fine for pissing too loud after 21h, at least in my cunt so i imagine it is the same

>>510871046 (OP)
Wow, this is actually based. My bf always pisses all over the fucking floor bc he refuses to sit.

>>510883075
What are you talking about?

>>510883145
As a good woman, you should completely clean the bathroom twice a month anyway. A little piss on the floor makes no difference.

>>510883495
>woman

Anon, i’m Canadian.

>>510871046 (OP)
fuck germs and their boomer rules

>>510880858
Why does noone see it?

>>510879500
I'd have tried to hit her face draw a heart around it

>>510884317
Have you ever seen that film?
or this one for that matter?

>>510871285
>Not playing the angles to have a silent, splash-free piss
First time having a penis?

>>510871046 (OP)
Main perpetrator lesbian cunt: Alice Schwarzer.

She stated that drops of urine could be traced like 10meters away from the toilette if the filthy male would not sit down. Also that mothers have to hurt their sons if they want to have better times for their daughters...

Thanks to this cunt and my radical feminist mother, i piss everywhere standing tall, no one is dictating me my own way to piss.

>>510871513
When I poop I just get a bunch of toilet paper and put it in front of my dick. Meds have big dick problems that whiteoids simply do not understand

>>510871142
why not just pinch your dick tip, so it comes out like a pressure hose and then do a 1/2 squat to get closer to the bowl?

>>510875909
I let the water run while I shake my hog, otherwise the sink drain gets nasty from the piss after a few days.