The Crisco Crisis - /pol/ (#510881635) [Archived: 258 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:03:23 PM No.510881635
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For years I’ve wondered why Boomers were so selfish, greedy, and down-right psychotic. I cannot think of any other creature on Earth that actively strives to hinder or destroy their own offspring. Enter, Der Boomer.

As I looked in to likely culprits of what caused this entire generation to become this inhuman, I looked towards environmental factors, diet, etc. Then it hit me: Crisco.

Crisco is incredibly unhealthy. It’s known to cause not only heart disease but more importantly degenerative brain issues (dementia, psychosis, etc.). Boomers ate this shit for every meal. Everything they consumed was cooked in Crisco. The creator of Crisco, Wallace McCaw was a Shabbos goy for Proctor & Gamble, a well-known Jewish ran corporation that has pushed hundreds of toxic products on to the Amerigoy populace.

>inb4 “take meds schizo!”
No thanks, I don’t believe in the Pharmajew. Anyways, Crisco, coupled with endless jewish subversive media tactics, created an entire generation whose sole purpose was to consoom as much as possible and purposely destroy all future generations.
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Anonymous ID: a/THIsVcUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:05:55 PM No.510881766
>>510881635 (OP)
Uhhh you can inb4 all you want, but you are a schizo.

I know you want take them, it you really should take them, you know, your meds.
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Anonymous ID: GVvBzK5NDenmark
7/20/2025, 3:09:06 PM No.510881941
>>510881635 (OP)
Shortening what?
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Anonymous ID: mh0uQpGyUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:13:56 PM No.510882177
>>510881766
He’s pro a schizophrenic but he’s still right. Vegetable oil is known to be a link to Alzheimer’s and dementia
Anonymous ID: Lq/SGS7AUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:14:24 PM No.510882198
>>510881941
Estrogenic vegetable extract to shorten your peen and your life
Anonymous ID: iNaQXwsWUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:15:58 PM No.510882275
I think lead poisoning contributed significantly
Anonymous ID: Lq/SGS7AUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:16:18 PM No.510882292
>>510881635 (OP)
Boomers also used it as lube,
I've heard stories
Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 3:17:57 PM No.510882358
>>510881766
>take your meds
you forgot to add incel dumb kike
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Anonymous ID: I5ED42R7United States
7/20/2025, 3:20:30 PM No.510882481
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>>510881635 (OP)
> boomers
You spelled Jews wrong.
The entire generational warfare shit to redirect blame on to boomers/genx/millenials/zoomers/etc instead of the very few wealthy people controlling the economy is 100% a kiked psyop.

You're mad at the boomers who were able to buy a house for $10k and have a family on a middle class salary. You think that you should have had the same opportunities and you're angry that you don't.

The truth is that you SHOULD have had those same things, and you have a right to be angry. But don't blame the boomers who's only sin is to have what you don't. Blame the people who stole your opportunity and the wealth of your nation, and destroyed the good wife and family you should have had.


A History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind
https://archive.org/details/a-history-of-central-banking-and-the-enslavement-of-mankind-pdfdrive

The Enslaving Nature of the Central Bank as Exemplified by the US Federal Reserve
https://www.idosi.org/mejsr/mejsr16(6)13/1.pdf
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Anonymous ID: LUlR8R3IAustria
7/20/2025, 3:20:45 PM No.510882490
>>510881635 (OP)
It makes no difference if they poisoned themselves in their gullible faith in the TVs honesty. Sure, they fucked over Gen X, kept their high-paying jobs, companies and benefits and gave their kids dead-end gigs at Blockbuster or McDonalds. They were assholes but politically they could've marched day and night and they would've been ignored just like you would be today.
The only bottom-up movements that seemingly work are those staged by your own government.
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Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 3:22:10 PM No.510882576
Vegetable Oils are Seed Oils
except olive, cocount and avacado oil, which are the only healthy options of these

Seed oils are the cancer (or one of) of our modern processed food supplies. Originally invented as a motor lubricant by industrial chemists is now in 99% of processed foods in every supermarket around the globe

This thread is underrated by the jews will slide the fuck out of it
Anonymous ID: ifMRpUDECanada
7/20/2025, 3:22:13 PM No.510882580
>>510881635 (OP)
what advantages does crisco have over lard?
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Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 3:23:06 PM No.510882623
>>510882580
lard is animal fats, which is healthier
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Anonymous ID: LUlR8R3IAustria
7/20/2025, 3:23:46 PM No.510882668
>>510882490
Also, the only reason the west is running this anti-Boomer psyop is because the shitskins and niggers they import have proven too costly and won't solve the care needs financially or labor-wise.
They're just putting grandpa on the chopping block and preparing you to cheer for it.
Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:24:22 PM No.510882712
>>510881766
Thanks for the rebuttal. How much Crisco have you had today?
Anonymous ID: ifMRpUDECanada
7/20/2025, 3:25:37 PM No.510882788
>>510882623
i mean for baking pie crusts or something
they sell crisco next to lard here and costs the same so don't understand why someone would buy it
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Anonymous ID: V0gEd24OUnited Kingdom
7/20/2025, 3:26:05 PM No.510882819
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>>510882481
This, the boomer hate on here doesn't seem organic and reads more like a psy-op.
Sure some of them are selfish cunts, but selfish cunts exist in all generations.
Kike bankers are indeed to blame for the dire global economic situation.
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Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:26:28 PM No.510882841
>>510882481
This would be a sound argument, it I hate boomers because they actively strive to destroy future generations. All of their actions have proven this.
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Anonymous ID: LFgnkD68United States
7/20/2025, 3:28:03 PM No.510882919
>>510881635 (OP)
It also smells like plastic
Anonymous ID: xlAg1oaZUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:35:19 PM No.510883315
>>510882841
This
Anonymous ID: D02ybdMs
7/20/2025, 3:39:05 PM No.510883506
>>510882358
touch grass and then have sex
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Anonymous ID: i841PUXLNetherlands
7/20/2025, 3:41:31 PM No.510883654
>>510881635 (OP)
the company behind Crisco (a vegetable oil-based shortening), did play a pivotal role in shaping the American Heart Association’s stance on vegetable oils. In 1948, Procter & Gamble donated $1.7 million to the AHA—equivalent to about $17 million today2. That infusion of cash significantly boosted the organization’s visibility and influence.

Shortly after, in 1961, the AHA began recommending polyunsaturated vegetable oils (like basedbean and corn oil) as a healthier alternative to saturated fats for heart health3. This aligned with the interests of companies producing these oils and helped popularize products like margarine and Crisco.
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Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:44:54 PM No.510883894
>>510883654
>(((Protcor & Gamble)))
Yes. Just many such cases of vile jewry carried out by this corporation
Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:46:33 PM No.510884000
Anyways, thanks for the bumps frens. Now the jews and glowniggers will slide this to page 10 while BBC threads TheUkrainetrannies and e-celeb senpai boys can muddle up the front page as they always do.
Anonymous ID: fuEohI3rUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:53:42 PM No.510884467
>>510882819
The main reason I hate boomers is because previous generations set up programs to benefit them at every stage in life in America. Then boomers pulled those same programs when they were poised to benefit generations who came after them. Plus boomers enabled the shift of American production away from the US in the 80s so they could have cheaper trinkets. Which lead to a service based economy where boomers can larp as kings getting mad the peasant wrote down an order wrong. Along with allowing the USD to become a reserve currency which lead to runaway inflation which boomers also benefited from and now they are poised to remove that as they die to cause a decade long recession from the potential weimer level inflation. And the cherry on top is all of their savings will go to paying retirement homes 14k+ a month to keep them alive so they can rot and be visited by family a few times before leaving one final funeral bill and a messy inheritance due to lack of planning before their mind was lost.
Humans are inherently selfish but boomers moved past normal human selfishness to kike level selfishness. And that is why I hate then.
Anonymous ID: hy/jgGikUnited States
7/20/2025, 3:53:50 PM No.510884479
>>510881635 (OP)
Their brains are mush. Sure it’s Crisco and other unhealthy fats leading to pathological lipidization. But they’re all doped up on psych meds too. And they were raised on MKULTRA. Jews did this.
Anonymous ID: po7cTwjiCanada
7/20/2025, 3:58:18 PM No.510884776
>>510881635 (OP)
Take your meds before you hurt yourself or someone else
Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 3:59:31 PM No.510884853
>>510882788
the international seed oil jew is a thing.
over the last 10 years every single time Ive seen any "cancer is caused by seed oils" where comments are allowed, from mass media news to preddit, the industry shills attack the threads with gusto, ironically with the exact same things the kikes do on this board
>you're nuts, seed oils are perfectly 100% healthy
>take your meds schizo
>lard is much worse for your health studies show
>etc
the standout reason is better profitability. seed oils are cheaper to process and the margins are far better. also they're pandering to the 20% rapid tranny vegan food market
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Anonymous ID: FKkVwdL8France
7/20/2025, 4:00:58 PM No.510884943
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>>510881635 (OP)
Well I love to look at Stalin's maps
Hobnail boots and leather chaps
I used to live in San Francisco
Drop your drawers and pass the crisco
Now I'm naked on display, all the bad guys know I'm gay
They line up around the block, to suck the ghost of Hitler's cock
Suck my motherfuckin' dick!
Anonymous ID: nIgq9/8lUnited States
7/20/2025, 4:01:02 PM No.510884952
>>510881766
>>510881635 (OP)
Ops right

It is literally submarine grease. It causes strokes and heart attacks, arterial exclusion. That shit is literally clogging up boomers brains, half of their brain is dead because of that shit
Hydrogenated oil
Partially hydrogenated oil
Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 4:01:25 PM No.510884980
>>510883506
only if yids stop raping babies, but you can't
that's the conundrum
Anonymous ID: jSl02fnPUnited States
7/20/2025, 4:02:36 PM No.510885052
>>510881635 (OP)
We had to threaten boycott of boomer mom's cookies over this shit, they may not be as soft but definitely healthier.
Anonymous ID: fuEohI3rUnited States
7/20/2025, 4:07:48 PM No.510885417
>>510884853
It is because of how kikes influenced our laws. Compare US to EU food standards. US will label food (seed oils, food additives such as dyes, raw produce, meat, etc) as GRAS. Generally recognized as safe. A food that got a GRAS rating is extremely hard to be removed from being GRAS. Europe will revisit their GRAS standards and is why every few years they will remove food from being allowed which was allowed for decades as new research comes out proving it isn't safe. But those same studies will be ignored in America and the few who can do research are considered conspiracy theorist and not experts so their opinion is ignored.
My favorite part about the process is the boards that decide if something is GRAS are usually 7 person panels. And there are no clear requirements so often you have food industry executives on these panels. They jump around just like pharmaceutical executives between government and corporate positions and will purposefully poison the population for a raise when they go back to corporate life.
Just a few reasons why investors of these companies, executives and the "public servants" involved in the poisoning of Americans need to be held accountable with rope and a tree.
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Anonymous ID: 1pLv98CNUnited States
7/20/2025, 4:09:02 PM No.510885510
>>510881635 (OP)
The jews really did a number on you. This generation label bullshit began as a marketing tool to sell products, then was honed into a divide and conquer psyop which has sadly been successful at programming people into hating their parents or grandparents for being part of a broad collective that must now bare guilt for any imagined or real problems of those outside of their assigned birth date range. It is on par with niggers screaming that all white people owe them reparations.
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Anonymous ID: IrOVC64AUnited States
7/20/2025, 4:12:30 PM No.510885750
>>510882788
Crisco leaves a crispier final product, with lard being chewier. I will substitute half the butter for Crisco in cookies that I want to stay crisp.
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Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 4:13:51 PM No.510885859
>>510885417
Ikr
Trump can't even guarantee sugar back in coke. He said as much last week it was a done deal (epstein distraction), after which coca cola corp said they hadn't talked and would be doing nothing.
You just have to avoid it in processed foods and keep looking at the ingredient labels of everything like a autist now.
Anonymous ID: bxL8586W
7/20/2025, 4:16:33 PM No.510886012
>>510885750
>found the jew shill retard
so explain the crusts on french pastry and breads with zero seed oils?
Anonymous ID: IEs685ftUnited States
7/20/2025, 4:47:24 PM No.510888120
Fellow young people, the boomers ate industrial lubricant and caused all of your problems. It wasn't jews.
Anonymous ID: jKZt63fYCanada
7/20/2025, 4:47:29 PM No.510888128
>>510881635 (OP)
Isn't this stuff made from industrially processed cottonseed oil? Yea, no shit it's bad for you.

No part of the cotton plant is supposed to be edible.
Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 5:07:01 PM No.510889567
>>510885510
You’re a boomer. Your mind is compromised from Crisco. Any opinion you have is invalid and anything you say is literal retarded dribble. I wish I could say I pity you, but I don’t.
Anonymous ID: WdKFWQ9mUnited States
7/20/2025, 5:08:02 PM No.510889635
>>510885750
>just eat the seed oil, goy

Nah I’m good Shmuel