https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/us-news/long-island-man-dies-after-getting-sucked-into-mri-machine-while-wearing-large-metal-chain/

holy shit. imagine wrapping somebody in barb wire and putting them in a mri

>>510900639 (OP)
Breaking911 is spamming on /pol/ and the mod let it happen

>>510900639 (OP)
>20lb chain with padlock
that had to have been done on purpose. anything to get away from that black toad of a sheboon.

>>510900639 (OP)
Normally don't go for the sloppa, but someone AI this scenario quick!

>>510900639 (OP)
sheeeeeeeeit

>>510900639 (OP)
Nigger that wasn't him waving, that was his shoulder being dislocated.

>>510900639 (OP)
>MRI machine
new slang for white womens pussy

>>510900639 (OP)

>kys at med facility
>family sues
>buy Chicago

>>510900639 (OP)
>He waved goodbye.

He waved goodbye!

Ayo my nigga we slaves to game n sheit niggas got me rockin 20 pound chains my nigga fo gains padlock so it dont get snatched by a nigga im that type of nigger to see an mri and think lets fight nigga mixtape droppin at ma funeral if yall pay for it yall get a free copy of fire ya hurd!!

>>510902063
Fucking lmao

>>510900639 (OP)
How did he go to the bathroom with all that shit?

>>510902063
KEK

>>510900639 (OP)
>He waved goodbye
His wife was there too? Could neither of them read?

>>510900639 (OP)
I hate niggers so much it's unreal

>>510901169
I ain't getting in no MRI fool

>>510902063
>Nigger subhuman walks up to door
>Nigger subhuman cannot read the sign telling people to stay out
>Sheeeeeeit!
>Thump....
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeit!

Ok heres a better version of the second one

>>510900639 (OP)
he probably thought some super natural force was moving him

"whys is ah floatin tru duh air!?"

>>510900639 (OP)
Honestly sounds like he committed suicide. He couldn’t have been this stupid.

>>510900902
bump

>>510900854
You are a sick fuck

>>510903895
Based ok final version

>>510900639 (OP)
I don't get it, why wouldn't the staff make him remove it before they put him in there? What were they niggers and retarded as well?

>>510904138
KEK

>>510900639 (OP)
mans state should be sued for damages

>Cause of death?
>OG, Over Gold

>>510900639 (OP)
>chain with padlock
Nigga was cosplaying as Kevin Levin from Ben 10.

>>510900639 (OP)
>he waved
While flying through the air?

>>510900639 (OP)
he waved goodbye then winked and shitted and farted

>>510904138
Saved

>>510900639 (OP)
Junkyard nog.

>>510904734
When I was a punk rocker I wore a chain with a padlock on it

>>510904138
10/10

Motherfucking magnets...how do they work?

>>510904945
I remember reading a study where they had a person in a MRI and they ran a 20 foot long cable with a small box on the end inside the MRI to see if it'd get sucked into it

>>510902063
>A Quatrechan de Pol original artwork.

>>510905468
Shaggy 2 Dope you did Keegan dirty you rat

>>510902052
Is this mutt's law? I think it might be mutt's law.

>>510900639 (OP)
>"blacks have worse medical outcomes with white doctors"
>DEI to hire more black doctors
>DEI MRI tech lets him go into the room with an active MAGNETIC resonance imaging machine
>dead husband
>DEI MRI tech will most likely get charged and be 100% unemployable afterward
>clinic will get shuttered from the lawsuit from hiring DEI
Sounds like everyone got what they deserved.

>>510906060
www.youtube.com/watch?v=diSRlkRhu3I
do you think Buff Bagwell had DEI doctors?
They amputated his leg

>>510906139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diSRlkRhu3I

This is the doctor's fault for not ensuring he has it off. A lot of times the patients don't know how serious procedures are but the doctors do

Watch this to the end to see how powerful a MRI is

https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg?si=_m-VeBcZsGtPppLT

>>510906060
X-ray and MRI rooms have signs saying keep out.
Niggers cannot read and/ or have the attitude they do whatever they want.

>>510902063
>https://youtu.be/gJsZNmoMPDk?si=z86B38Za7iZ82wIC

>>510906327
If you read the article the negro's family member was the patient and he went in midway despite being told not to.

>>510904200
>>510906060
>>510906060
>>510906327
The chain nigger wasn't the patient. He pushed his way into the room against protests of the staff.

>>510902141
It wasn't a hospital, it was picrel ghetto MRI clinic. Even if his family could win a lawsuit, they'll blow through the money buying cigarettes and malt liquor within a year.

>>510907486
Nobody reads the story its just retards shitposting.
>black guy sees sign saying no metal
>fucking crackers trying to tell me what I cant do
The End

>>510900639 (OP)
Good riddance

Why'd he walk into an MRI room? Are niggers really this dumb?

>>510907798
>Why'd he walk into an MRI room?
It's a Mr.I

>>510900854
Awesome! Good idea

>>510900639 (OP)
sucks to be a fucking poor nigger, if the chain was made of gold he would of been fine.