What would be the reason for your hypothetical
suicide, anon?

I already want to die out of boredom. The only reason I haven't is because I'm holding out hope that AI will turn things around.

>>510917153 (OP)
i have information on Hillary Clinton that could lead to her arrest

Because my mom won’t let me pee in bottles. She’ll be sorry.

>>510917153 (OP)
i love yui

>>510917153 (OP)
ugly with no future or reason to live

I am psychologically broken and very tired of being alive

Trump didn't make anime real

>>510917153 (OP)
Probably getting penile cancer and having to have my dick removed. I might as well kill myself at that point.

>>510917153 (OP)
i couldn't live with myself being such a horrendous faggot

>>510917153 (OP)
Ugly, no family or friends, hatred for the world and humanity. I'm a wageslave stuck in a dead end job with no prospects. Escapism kept me from ending it for years, but now not even video games or anime make me happy anymore. I don't know how I'll ever meet someone, or better yet have a family. Those things could either keep me from ending it or make it worse for me. I would love to have someone to care about to make life worth suffering through like a wife, son or a daughter, but I'm not meant for it. I hate talking to others in person. I like isolating myself. I don't want to be hurt.

>>510917153 (OP)
I've disappointed my father too much. The only reason I dont is because it would upset both my parents more.

>>510917153 (OP)
Too tired

Just not getting demoralized shrimple as

buried alive but there's a loose nail in the bottom of coffin so i stab myself in the jugular before i run out of oxygen
or is that more suffering than passing out and suffocating?
ok it wasn't a nail but the coffin had a helium tank in it so i open the valve
maybe the coffin will float up and ill be free but if not died ok with funny voice

>>510917153 (OP)
There's no hypothetical, because I'm a man of possibility rather than probability.