Here’s how to actually read the Bible

>>510929082 (OP)
This is now a Jehovah's witnesses thread. Jehovah's Witnesses here, AMA.

>>510929082 (OP)
Need to just have it rewrite the Bible, make Jesus a blond hair blue eyed vengeful chad.

>>510929082 (OP)
so some ego-centric fool was wondering aimlessly in the wilderness espousing the he alone was 'the truth'. (yep, sounds like mental illness to me) Today there are a bunch of people that propagate the notion they & they alone, are god's chosen. (notice how the delusion involves a relationship with a deity who, for unknown reasons, elevates them over everyone else)

The Bible was already dejudaized when Marcion of Sinope put the canon together in 144 AD. Rome had other plans.

>>510929549
Did you know the Jw have their own GATE program?
They look for the chosen ones by hoping they ignore the great spirit and consume the wine and bread.
You get access to special access programs and material wealth if you fall in line with the programming.
If you arent called and just want to larp you'll be found out quickly so dont bother.

The Jewish part is important, though.

Literally why there is a NEW Testament.

There wouldn't be a need for a New Testament if the jews didn't ruin the Old one.

So basically, God said, jews had it right for the first half, but now non-Jews have it right for the second half.

>>510929082 (OP)
>Just ignore all context
Starting to hit is it? Reality is grim.

>>510932170
what is a gate program?

>>510932694
many schools in america had a program to separate the smarter kids from the normies and put them in a "Gifted And Talented Education" track. this of course has manifested all kinds of schizo theories here about it being government psyop for programming or some shit. really, it was just a way to give smarter kids advanced classes that the majority wouldn't be able to keep up with. think like AP classes in high school, that kind of thing.
>t. was in gate all of elementary school

>de-Judaized Bible
Got it right here senpai.

>>510929549
Well, at least you deny the trinity, which is a ridiculous concept. Now extend that critical thinking to the existence of god in the first place and you may stand a chance of escaping your cult.

>>510932394
Nah, fuck that kike shit. You can't make another people central to your religion.

>>510931059
no, the messenger was john the baptist

>>510929082 (OP)
Christianity is just cucked judaism.
All abrahamics should be slaughtered.

How to make the Bible
less Jewish
step one 1. plug your ears with your fingers
step 2. pretend Jesus/Yeshua wasn't a rabbi from Judea, despite all evidence to the contrary
step 3. loudly say "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU"

If it preaches a linear, moral arc to history/Whig history, then it preached tikkun olam and is therefore jewish. The very concept of there being 'levels' to social advancement is jewish. Technology has levels. Sociology is made up pseudoscience and treating it like something that must "progress" means enabling the John Oliver school of argumentation "lol, it's the current year. Why are we still having this discussion in the current year?"

>>510932170
We have many programs but none specifically for the anointed.

>>510933039
Pic related

Just replace Jew with Judean and remember that Jews are not Judean.
Or learn Greek and stop being a secondary.

'what is pun-encryption
>ancient-spooks.de

>>510929082 (OP)
Can it add cool shit to the Bible like Oden and stuff?

>>510932170
>>510932394
Kill your selves kikes