Politics have been getting pretty intense lately, fellow anons. If you’re feeling fatigued, take a break. Don’t forget that my family and I will be featured on the Discovery Channel non-stop for the next 7 days. We’re actually not so scary! Take some time to learn more about us before you judge. We’d love it if you’d come visit us in the oceans more frequently.

>>510939105 (OP)
discovery channel is kike propaganda

I got eaten by a shark once. It was cringe and gay.

I got bit by a feral dog six days ago. I’m a bit worried about rabies tbqh.

>>510939105 (OP)
Sharks are the secret controllers of the sea. Those shikes have a hand in everything

>>510939663
Are you telling me sharks aren’t real? What about ghosts? Ghost sharks??? Seems pretty real to me…

>>510939663
Bro it's shark week.

>>510939754
>Six days ago.
>No symptoms.
>Hasn't checked Google for symptom onset.

Your fine. Dump hydrogen peroxide on it.

>>510939105 (OP)
Sharks can’t really post on here… can they?

>>510940887
We’ve been around a long time.. we’ve learned some pretty impressive skills, if I do say so myself.

>>510939105 (OP)
based shark week poster

YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS!!!!

DOLPHINS FUCKING RAPISTS CLOSES THING TO NIGGERS IS THE SEA

>>510943298
He’s right, you know. Trust me, we are here to protect and serve you. You have nothing to worry about, rly. We are the good guys.

>>510939105 (OP)
sharks never stop swimming their whole life.
as a ptg poster i know that feel.
awoo.

>>510939105 (OP)
should do it at street level like a real badass. only fighters have the nerve. are you crew'd up bro?

ffs

youll be shown very explicitly that heroes stand alone

>>510939105 (OP)
>>510943988
sounds jawesome

>>510944130
like ocean streets?
wtf are you talking about?

>>510943988
Holy fuck, this took me back I had all their action figures and everything. forgot all about it until I saw this.

>>510944489

>>510945454
I had the street shark gloves/puppets

>>510939105 (OP)
We should let all the sharks into our bays and swimming beaches
They are actually a loving species and want to be your friend

>>510945524
Just look how well we alrdy get along with the local air-breathers.

>>510945738
>>510945524
I want to fuck her right in the cloaussy.
gibs me shark gf!

>>510945967
>No pregnant shark

>>510945967
You have to check out this new site, brother. OnlyFins.com. I think you might find what you’re looking for there.

>>510946193
many sharks actually give birth to live young
>>510946203
>onlyfins
>that gif
best thread on 4chan right now. jannies seething

>>510946372
Calling all SharkBros!
SharkBros, come in!
FUCK JANNIES
I repeat… FUCK JANNIES.

SHARKBROS, DO YOU COPY??
FUCK JANNIES.

shork cute

>>510946730
copy. copy?

>>510946698
>>510946730
FUCK JANNIES

>>510946775

https://youtu.be/-tL8GzT3CK0

>>510939105 (OP)
Why is a shark trying to distract from the Epstein coverup? I’m on to you flippers

>>510939105 (OP)
Sharks are gay. We all know the chads of the ocean. When we going to get Killer Whale week

>>510939105 (OP)
Sharks give the WORST blowjobs

>>510947763
Make love, not war… darky.

>>510949098
Have you seen the size of whale penis? It puts BBC to shame. To shame, I say.

>>510939730
You should've gone for the orca instead, anon. Or at least a horny dolphin.

>>510939105 (OP)

>>510947641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ihA2CqL3MU

>>510949098
sharks are bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs

>>510952254
Would I be a bad guy if I could do this?? I think not…