Why don't people carry foldable chairs/beds with them at all times to fuck with the state and their hostile architecture? I can sit where I want, when I want!

>>510953304 (OP)
So I can sit next to qt3.14's

>>510953357
Offering someone a spare chair is a gesture of kindness. Always have two, just in case.

>>510953304 (OP)
Dude, its called a car, we put engines on our chars because fuck walking like a poor nigger or jew in the desert

>>510953603
Cars are not allowed to enter all cool places.

>>510953304 (OP)
Because the only people bothered by "hostile architecture" are homeless and, let's be honest, we all wish they would disappear.

>>510953556
Do you carry around two at all times?

>>510953947
They are ultralight, so yes.

>>510954025
You have inspired me, I might start doing this too. Would they fit in a standard backpack?

>>510953304 (OP)
These are okay, but they fuck with your back and knees after a while due to being too low. These are the best for height.

https://youtu.be/opnZ4-dvVTU

>>510954348
They fit in a standard large grocery bag or a trekking backpack. A small foldable table from jysk also fits. You can create a party with vodka at any time and any place.

>>510954561
No! I had them and they break under my weight like matches! They really can't even stand true 100kg. Chinese shit!

>>510954656
Fine, fine, you got me.
Here's the real best ones.
https://youtu.be/HfIjuYrPXsY

>>510954863
All of them are larger than mine and they still have no back support.

>>510953885
Fuck.you asshole.
Im homeless and its based. Your waging a way to pedostein, im in a ac all day, watching jewflix, and amazon primo entertainment on 60" 4k flat panels. Starbucks donates hot brkfst sandwiches, AND i always have cold bottles of purified water. I sit in a fenced in area. Security guards search niggers and spics for weapons before they enter.

Not sure what im getting at but you're asshole.

>>510953304 (OP)
I just put my ass on a stone or a tree stump if I want to sit when I am outside the house

>>510953885
Fuck you cunt

>>510955170
What if you live in a cyberpunk dystopia and there are no tree stumps in the city?

>>510955251
make some rocks to sit on by bombing a building

>>510953603
Fuck off rancid carfag.

>>510955323
Or, you can carry your own seat in your backpack as a free man.

>>510955251
Fine. Fine. THE REAL GOOD SHIT:
https://youtu.be/ig1BVlgXN0A

>>510955517
I don't need any smelly plastic flimsy aluminium shit to put my ass on

>>510955538
You can't sit on that shit. It's for leaning on it.

>>510955538
For when you are so out of shape you have to sit every 100m kek, a little mud and the thing is killed. The stupid design allows it to properly stand only on flat horizontal solid surfaces, this is so dumb and useless.

>>510955553
What do you put on your ass instead?

>>510955517
>in your backpack
kek of course OP is a backpackfag

>>510955639
pants ?

>>510955654
You carry suitcases that can easily be stolen like a corpofag?

>>510955705
Very low energy. Not cool.

>>510955706
I carry shit in my pockets unless I'm traveling. why do you need to cary so much shit like a woman?

>>510955818
It's the white thing to do.

>>510955889
>It's the white thing to do.
kek, far from it, I only see shitskins doing that

>>510955889
yeah if you're a faggot

>>510953556
Kaufland has good offers?

>>510956207
I tend to avoid Kaufland because they are german. I just have their bag.

>>510953304 (OP)
cool guys lean up against a wall with one foot on it too, usually looking down with their arms folded and half smiling.

>>510953304 (OP)
Because I own a car when I want to sit.

>>510956313
its funny to see how you seeth at the hand that is literally feeding you billions in "subsidies" because its easier to pay you to shut up than to deal with your autistic niggertier gib screeching.

I just sit. Floor, edge of a table, sidewalk, doesn’t matter. If I feel like not standing anymore and there’s no “provided seating” I’m sitting wherever my ass fits

>>510956737
What if your ass fits nowhere?

>>510956737
>on the sidewalk
Like a fucking jeet

>>510956727
You do it because you're told to
Not out of altruism
You're a conquered slave
Shut the fuck up

>>510954600
i want you to know that in ~20 years of being here, this is the most based post i've seen
bless you

>>510957020
how melaninloaded is your fat skin ?

>shilling against backpacks and portable chairs.
what.

>>510957719
Maybe they like getting raped?

>>510956313
> because they are german
Kaufland is German
Lidl is German
Netto is Danish (discount German)
Biedronka is Portuguese jew
Dino is SB
what's your choice, anon?

>>510957864
I buy my shit in Chata Polska :)

>>510953304 (OP)
Do you carry them around too?
I hadn't come across something that would be small enough to be tolerable
Looking at it now, camping chairs seem to be alright, if a bit low. There's a few compact stools that see alright too.

>>510953304 (OP)
Because my city doesn't have any hostile architecture?
I can sit or lay on a park bench, I can walk around sipping beer from a can or a bottle without zogbots bothering me.
I can even go out for a stroll during the night with zero shits being given by me or anybody else.

>>510953304 (OP)
U are homeless and fat, also Not Political stop.

>>510958886
Hostile architecture is 100% political.

>>510958313
must be a regional thing, haven't seen one anywhere

>>510953304 (OP)
What would happen if someone set aside a few humdred dollars every month and bought chairs to put near brutalist areas?

>>510959277
Maybe you have Polo Market there?

>>510959310
Come on now. People would steal them day one.

>>510959314
I've seen one but too far

>>510953304 (OP)
>I can sit where I want, when I want!
So can I

>>510953304 (OP)
The political consequences of this are numerous and great.

>>510955095
amazing thread. Its just wild that people like you and OP exist.
I mean there is some homeless amerilard somewhere in a fenced area typing gibberish into his smartphone he got God knows where and I can sit here in my house in Germany and read it.

>>510955818
let OP alone he carries party equipment any time any day with him. I wouldnt be surprised if he has a JBL box with top tier music in his backpack too.

>>510953304 (OP)
the tripod chairs are far superior

>>510953304 (OP)
Any examples of foldable beds that is practical to carry around in a bag? (not too heavy or too bulky).

>>510953304 (OP)
Don't want to be carrying all that shit around.

>>510960139
They are less stable on unstable ground.

You got a loicense for that chair?

>>510958440
impaled chink
uma delicia

>>510953304 (OP)
why dont mods nix these threads but nix actual political threads after 5 bumps?

All polish flags on pol are jewish and their main purpose is to ruin pol with garbage.

>>510953304 (OP)
I'm not fat, so I don't see the point

>>510960711
its the only organic thread on /pol/ rn.

>>510961350
>usa flag posts are at least 80 percent pure golem slop shite.

>>510954561
>no backrest
No thanks.

>>510958440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4IAhNtML_k
political implications of being able to sit anywhere.

>>510961980
here you go, chuddy