Every joke is just
>here is an itemized list of what our opponent thinks
No punchlines.

>>510953761 (OP)
Both sides of the political aisle have pushed so far that it has become impossible to tell satire and reality apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkt-s39bwWY

>>510954014
Ad money stops pouring in if you say le funny

>>510953761 (OP)
Also Joel Berry exposed himself as a brainwashed philosemite.

The Babylon Jew doesn't really bother trying anymore

>>510954014
Trump said he was going to send all the Palestinians to surrounding countries and build beachfront hotels in Gaza.

this smart guy on npr covering the story who really reminded me of myself explained that perhaps we shouldn't take Trump at his word on issues like this. that it was ridiculous.

literally the very next day Trump came out and reiterated that YES he was going to physically remove all the Palestinian people and build really really nice hotels in Gaza probably with Saudi money and after he did that the Palestinians could come back.

this BTFOs all satire.

>>510954023
The joke is.....what?
Le right fear le trans?
For it to be satire it needs to parody truth.
A better joke would be
>HEADLINE!: right wingers to issue stern warning to LGBT child rapists. "Now listen pal, cOuld you cut that out?" Said richard right, head of the right wing. His request comes just two weeks after the Pope was caught on camera raping an altar boy. When asked for comment Mr.Right said "well, that's different. I mean, he's the Pope."

>>510953761 (OP)
Political satire died when obongo got into office. It's all been shit since

Pre 2008 SNL was actually pretty funny

>>510953761 (OP)
The Babylon Bee always sucked. The Onion and ClickHole are good examples of parody content. Evangelical Christians just suck at humour for some reason.

>>510953761 (OP)
CATHOLICS ARE KHAMAS!!

>>510953761 (OP)
The Babylon Bee went off the rails the past couple years. In their defense, though, if you went back to 2010 and tried to portray half the shit going on today as serious they would throw you in the nut hut.

Trump as a Republican president? Epstein and his private island? The tranny issues? Prince Harry married to some divorcee negress? Getting arrested for so much as saying mean words in England? They'd put you in a straitjacket.

>>510954598
>tasteless zog shite

>>510954489
>this smart guy on npr covering the story who really reminded me of myself

This is why the Onion will always be better

>>510954797
my dick

fucking suck it

>>510954899
The onion hasn't been funny in 15 years :(

the daily stormer is unironically the best satire and anglin is the modern bard

>>510953761 (OP)
The world has become too crazy for satire, outlandish and unrealistic parodies of yesterday have become reality today.

>>510954696
The onion's been on some real low hanging fruit bullshit since trump hit the scene. That being said when they're actually trying nobody else comes close. The 08-12 era was probably the best the genre has ever been in terms of volume and consistency.

>>510954944
He pulled your skirt up, faggot.

>>510955425
who are you? ok. ok. fine.

get in line behind him.

>>510954944
Nobody has. I shan't be the first.

>>510955090
The Onion ran 'stories' that probably couldn't be printed today due to the prudishness of zoomers.

>Local Bully Not So Tough Anymore After Getting Molested

>Why Do All These Faggots Keep Sucking My Cock?

>Area Man Experimenting With Homosexuality For Past Eight Years

>My Baby Don't Want No Medicine ('editorial' by a dumb slut teen mom character)

>I Can Instantly Tell Whether Someone Is African-American With My Amazing 'Nigdar'

Or 'Ebert Victorious' right after the death of his partner (the movie critic Gene Siskel).