muslim man teaches the correct way to poo outside the loo
>make an elevation of bricks so there's enough space between your asshole and ground for large turds
>ask 5 people to stand around with a blanket so no one can see you pooing - it became haram when the verse of hijab was revealed
>left leg goes first, right leg goes after because Muhammad peace be upon him used to do the same and it's sunnah
>left hand on your intestine to apply downward pressure
>right hand on your right cheek to think about allah subhan wa talla

>>510955485 (OP)
>sees the pile of ass wiping stones is empty
happens every fucking time.

Well, atleast he's using a toilet

>>510956132
Muhammad and his wives didn't use toilets
it's sunnah

>>510955485 (OP)
Good thing all those 8 year old demonstrated the incorrect pooing technique for 80 seconds.