red: everyone is now gay

green: everyone is now trans

i press the sage button, cus OP is a gay tranny

>>510961456
fpbp

360 and walk away

>>510961456
imagine the smell

>>510961399 (OP)
>presses both buttons at the same time

>>510961599
only one button works

>>510961399 (OP)
Black: you die and your shitty faggot slide thread vanishes with you

>>510961816
what am I sliding?

>>510961399 (OP)
>red: humanity loses drive for reproducing, birth rates plummet, maybe some government fags come to their senses and make mandatory breeding to prevent extinction
>green: humanity physically loses ability to reproduce, 50% of humanity anheroes within a week of me pressing button. This is the last generation of mankind to ever walk the earth

>>510962008
turkey basters work fine

>>510961399 (OP)
So extinction or extinction plus mutilation...?

>>510961649
Think about it.
Before; Man is attracted to Woman
After; The Man is now a Woman, but *she* is also gay, so would also be attracted to a woman (who was also formally a man)

Chaos ensues

>>510961399 (OP)
Do pressing both buttons cancel each other out?

>>510962044
In red case.

>>510962101
trans people can be any sexual orientation

>>510961944
Another slide thread

>>510961399 (OP)
They're the same button.

>>510962347
trans people and gay people are different groups
gay people are only attracted to the same gender
trans people have a gender that differs from the one they were assigned at birth

>>510961399 (OP)
correct answer is red.

If everyone is gay that means all women are gay and won't fuck me, and also I'm now gay and want to fuck men, but all men are also gay and I'll get my dick sucked constantly by the slutty men that are everywhere. It would likely be an improvement to eliminate all interactions with women.

If everyone is trans it means the "men" are really just tomboy lesbians and the "women" are men in dresses plotting on ways to trick the the aforementioned tomboy lesbians into fucking, and mostly failing at this. Since I am currently a man I would become one of these tranny "woman", probably fail to convince any tomboy lezzies to suck my dick, and an hero.

>>510961399 (OP)
Open up the panel and cut both wires then go find whoever made the thing and kill them.

>>510962221
Listen nigger, one of your buttons says it turns everyone gay. So if you press both at the same time, the outcome is what I outlined above.
Now take the turkish dick out your arse and get a sense of humour ffs.

>>510962523
you can only press one button or the other

>>510962630
Never specified in OP post btw.
Neither does it say you have to press any of them.

>>510961399 (OP)
Green is just red with extra steps and no dicks.