oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA. Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well has pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEEZLEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of "bar" and "arcade", and YES, you can actually DRINK ass you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>510963073 (OP)
Based. That sounds good af

>>510963073 (OP)
Bump

>>510963073 (OP)

Not reading all that
Congratulations or sorry that happened to you

>>510963073 (OP)
>WE ARE YOUNG! blares from the speakers

Millennials whenever they go out for food kekw

>>510963073 (OP)
>you can actually DRINK ass
you can, maybe

>>510963866
yes IPAs are ass

>>510963073 (OP)
I like arcades desu.

>>510963073 (OP)
You realize the people you're making fun of are the only ones that post shit like you just posted. Go back to rettit hipster faggot

>>510964369
Anon, I know you've only been on this board for a sum total of 5 seconds, but OP was making a funny haha post. They were in fact, mocking.

I unironically want an entire book written in the style of the OP

>>510963073 (OP)
There has to be a fried egg on top that runs all over the pile of slop and don't forget to take pics for content for your social media feed.

>>510964498
fried egg on burgers is good thobeit

>>510964461
The people that post that stuff are literally the same people he's mocking, it's hipster to make a snarky post about hot sauce and IPA. He's participating but condescendingly acting as though he's above it. You fuckin people here are normies gtfo the board

>>510964666
calm down satan

>>510963519
>he has a brown ID
tough luck Ranjeet

>>510964498
>There has to be a fried egg on top

I refuse to eat food out of any kitchen that does this. It's a crime against humanity and a clear indication there's a drunken Jeet manning the grill.