>in my man cave
>trying to take a man shot
>hear women babbling outside the door about television and the recent divorcees weekend sexcapades
>Yell from the bathroom SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUTS AND GET TO WORK
>5 minutes later, still shitting because fuck corporate America
>Hear a knock on the door
>Busy
>Hi is that anon, we need to have a talk
Welp, indiapoos and roodys, tell me about all the ways to scam social security for infinite unemployment, I'm about to lose me jobby for acting like a non normy