My pubes are firmly attached to my body. It would take effort and be painful to remove one of my pubes from my body, and then place it deliberately on a toilet seat or a urinal.
I had a girlfriend who did that thing girls do where they pull out one of their long girl hairs and leave it in your car, to mark their territory, and let other girls know you are theirs. So I am wondering if it is like that, with toilets. I have known two very annoying people, and both of them blatantly left piss on toilet seats every time, a man and a woman. I've known two slightly less annoying people, who didn't leave pee on seats, but left pee on the rim under the seat, even in their own home, because they felt no shame in making their house keeper clean it.
So who are these people who like to rip out one of their pubes and use it to mark the toilet as their territory, politically? I notice it's mostly straight black hairs. Is short black public hairs the worst phenotype of human being?

>>510981294 (OP)
Have you notified the president on this yet? Sounds serious

/b/ random is over there on the left at the bottom of your screen.

When no one is looking, I slightly offset picture frames hanging on the wall at 90 degrees off to a fraction of a a degree. Take that facists!

Politically, all these people vote republican. One of the rim pissers is openly racist, and one of the seat pissers is openly racist. Racism doesn't seem to correlate with pissing on the seat or rim. Republicanism does seem to correlate with pissing somewhere and leaving it.