The Second Coming won't happen because it already happened in A.D. 70.

>>510986984 (OP)
The second farting will be soon tho

>>510986984 (OP)
it would not surprise me in the least if the millennial kingdom has come and gone and we're in the last deception and they faked the fucking timeline. this tech advancement shit is garbage. 'your ancestors gets thousands of years of hard but relatively stable living but at least their food and water is made from food and water but you have to look at a black mirror all day for work and make a dedicated effort to stand up and go outside so you avoid death from modernity' this bullshit retarded

>>510986984 (OP)
Jesus wasn't even a real person, dummy

>pic related

My first cumming I didn't feel a thing, because it was a wet dream.

My second cumming, I remember like it was yesterday.

But cumming twice in 70AD must have felt like working at nintendo.

The light has changed. It seems like it is coming from two angles, making everything seem doubled. I feel like I'm looking at the man's face from two angles, seeing four of his eyes.
The weird lighting effect becomes more intense, and the man's face seems to be made of four sections, except each section is his entire face from a different angle, and they're all crossing each other but staying in place at the same time, and eight eyes are watching me. Oh fuck. This is hurting my brain. Fuck. I can't take this.
I feel myself falling and expanding. One of my hands feels like it is way off on the horizon. Another is ten stories below me. Body parts are swirling around us, showing all sides at once. The man is staring down at me with his awful eyes. How are they so awful? His face is as giant as a mountain range. As the entire sky. I'm seeing too much. No. Above and beneath. Everything has too many sides. Screaming. He has dozens of eyes. Thousands. Thousands of sides. Thousands and millions and millions of eyes. This must be God.

>you just met an angel

>>510986984 (OP)
What?! I missed it?