Thread 510989423

Say one (1) thing nice about Somalians

>>510989423 (OP)
Ancap wonderland

That's a tough one.

>>510989423 (OP)
they aren't jews

>>510989423 (OP)
They live very far away from me.

They kind of look like imps or goblins or some other kind of monstrosity

>>510989423 (OP)
they are smarter than other africans since they can successfully maintain a sea pirate industry.

think about it, they can build and maintain boats, do sea warfare with ussr crap, and also build and repair engines for this along with form functional crews.

>>510989423 (OP)
Female Swedish police women literally threw away their careers to taste big criminal Somali dick. How does that make you feel knowing some blue eyed blonde with a tight pink pussy wanted to taste bulbhead cock more than anything?

>>510989423 (OP)
I hope they didn't actually stone somalibro to death for showing his friends sissy hypno
>but they probably did

>>510989423 (OP)
They all look like Frylock from ATHF
But not nearly as cool
And if Frylock smoked crack all the time
And spoke that barf-speak they all do

>>510989423 (OP)
The have such pathetic jaws, they make White jawlet incels look like Pat Tillman.

>>510989423 (OP)
No.

Decent food unironically.
Somaliland is apparently quite comfy.
Had some cool empire centuries ago.
Amazing at multplying

>>510989744
>they are smarter than other africans
Actually, they are low IQ even for niggers. Average somalishit IQ is 66.

>>510989783
Their heads are shaped like a Dorito.
And not even the good Doritos

>>510989749
Good. Dysgenic and maladaptive whites should be out the genepool.

>>510989704
>flag
you can't be that far from London

>>510989423 (OP)
Not gonna lie his head shape is pretty cool

>>510989749
>How does that make you feel
Makes me feel like nuking that dusty shithole you're from Shlomo

>>510989423 (OP)

they are starving

>>510989423 (OP)
Most of them live in Somalia.

>>510989906
Pretty far from Babylondon praise God.

>>510989859
I both believe and don’t believe that.
Most of African IQs were measured to compare development of actual malnourished villager children with western ones so naturally it’s pre-selected for the absolute worst ones.
At the same time, my previous neighbor was somali migrant and he was the dullest tool I’ve ever encountered in my 29 years who was not an outright brain damaged individual.

>>510989783
Barchad jaw mogs me thobeit

>>510989423 (OP)
They are more detestable than Indians...

>>510989749
> big criminal Somali dick
I don’t think their penises are that big

>>510989423 (OP)
You have to differentiate:
>Somalia and Puntland = shitholes
>Somaliland = honest, hardworking men and women who are trying to build up a land for themselves.

>>510989423 (OP)
Somalians exist constructed for Large Caucasians Phallus. They exist beaucoup intelligent, beautiful, and independent.

>>510989423 (OP)
They're so malnourished they run slower for hunting purposes.

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>>510989423 (OP)
they have bunda.

>>510989749
Scoring whore women isn’t the own that you think it is

>>510990458
when they are well fed ofc.

>>510989423 (OP)
They make nice practicing targets for our navies.

>>510989423 (OP)
They're good pirates

>>510989423 (OP)
They are loud and lack decorum. Their women are also exceptionally unattractive which is kinda rare for east african muslim women to be.

>>510989596
You mean they are even worse, n'est-ce pas?

>>510989423 (OP)
They have the only sense of fashion that clicks with me.

>>510989423 (OP)
they live on the other side of the planet from my house.

>>510989423 (OP)
Piracy is cool

>>510990117
Too narrow. Shape and chisled-ness doesn't matter if your jaw is narrower than a toothpick.

>>510989423 (OP)
Apparently, the non-racist way to call them is 'light-bulb heads'

>>510989423 (OP)
somalis are nice

>>510989423 (OP)
Pirates are cool

>>510989423 (OP)

Whenever i hear a subhuman shill screeching "piss off" it gives me heart warming memories.

>>510989423 (OP)
I have nothing good to say, they really are useless, no point to have them here whatsoever.

>>510989423 (OP)
They drown as soon as they hit the water.

>>510990168
Honestly, I find looting by the might of your arms more respectable than scamming.

At least they aren't Jews

>>510991044
Baked stewed or boiled?

>>510990168
If that were true why do jeets larp as them? I've yet to hear of a Somali pretending to be a jeet.

>>510989423 (OP)
Somalis became "pirates" because every other country with a boat was stealing and scraping their water for fish for decades and not letting them fish on their own shores.
Jewish media will never tell you this.
Somali pirates are heroes.

>>510989423 (OP)
Uhhh, we can train them to notice Jews? Maybe the "smart" ones...

They're funny to look at.

>>510989423 (OP)
Good at being pirates

>>510989423 (OP)
It might be hard to accept but they're unabashedly themselves and a thriving peoples despite having a war-torn shithole country.
Their diaspora somehow enter deep into the politics of other countries and they create intricate parallel societies not unlike Jews.
You can look down upon them and you'd be valid for doing that in certain ways but I think it's wrong to simply see them as inferior, they slip into the cracks and somehow fail upwards like the joke character of countries.

>>510989423 (OP)

They kill other Somali's, which is something I like about them.

(^_^)

>>510989423 (OP)
Somalia will be the last bastion of Islam on Africa because Somalians are so stupid and illiterate. This sounds like an insult, but to a muslim there's no greater honor than being told your descendants will always be muslim, even if that means they'll be impoverished, malnourished retards.

>>510989423 (OP)
THEIR THE CAPTAINS NOW

YOU KNOW WHOS EXTREMELY DEPENDENT ON OCEAN TRADE

CHYNA

>>510989596
I wouldn’t be so sure.

No fatties