my mom is on her way to my house with a 30 pack of beer and a half ounce of weed for me. does your mom deliver beer and weed to you?

>>510991995 (OP)
Hope she suck your dick after it's the bare minimum

>>510992094
This. All good mothers should.

>>510991995 (OP)
Is she hot?

>>510991995 (OP)
That’s not the brag you think it is

>>510992094
>>510992144
you guys are weird. ive been out of weed for almost 2 days

>>510991995 (OP)
Can you introduce me? I will treat her right and be a good daddy to you.

>>510991995 (OP)
kinda related but my girlfriend often fantasizes about having sex with her mother (mum cause she's british). nothing gets her wetter than thinking back on the times she's seen her mum fully naked.

>>510992241
no she is 70

>>510992282
Me and my mother smoke weed, so does my dad. We're kind of a stoner family lol it's not uncommon.

>>510992318
Based girlfriend. I've seen my gf's mum naked but that was an accident kek

>>510992325
Venturing into the basement again, is she

>>510992355
>>510992355
my parents eat gummies. its funny because my dad never smoked because of work but he retired and tried one and he really liked them

>>510991995 (OP)
No, I was being lucky and had a responsible mom.

>>510992440
no i have my own house, it works way better that way.

>>510992540
Based.

rentry.org/meowwolfpizzagate

Plot twist.
Ops Mom lives in his basement.