Why is the rest of the world so fucking STUPID?

>>511002819 (OP)
American football is dumbed down version of rugby for Americans

>>511002819 (OP)
>a thread died for this
every time I score a goal a jew cries

Soccer is 3rd world coded. It requires nothing but an empty field and 2 goals. Literally just kids kicking a ball up and down a field, lmao. Such a stupid ass sport.

>>511002819 (OP)
I've only watched superbowl and its full of ads

>>511002819 (OP)
It's funny because not a single one of the american handegg players is white. You're just masturbating over male nigger asses.

>>511003191
It’s cheap cause the rest of the world is poor.

>>511002819 (OP)
>niggerball
>White
All fields.

Messi came to America and literally nobody recognized him. Why? We would never see a 5'6 150 pound man as an elite athlete. This is the land of super athletes both white and black.

>>511003191
It is cheap entry level sport which every kid in every village can play. Hockey, our national sport, was only for upper middle class in cities (towns for you). Why adults loves it is beyond my mind

>>511003340
Almost every QB (the team leader) is white, snownigger. Most of the kickers too. Niggers (like you) are the pawns of the sport. Nigger.

>>511002819 (OP)

if egg handball was actually that complicated, it wouldnt be dominated by niggers

>>511002819 (OP)
all that just to bring a ball to the other side of the field by hand when you could have just kicked it

>>511003066
Just shut the fuck up and hand over the syrup, leaf.

>>511003431

Hockey is actually growing rapidly here. But yeah you need access to a indoor rink, skates, pads, helmet its not cheap.

>>511003191
You're only correct because the third world is unevolved. Soccer and other field games like lacross represent war before complex tactics. That's why NFL starts and stops. It is a modern spectacle reflecting evolved warfare. Pausing to plan your next move, wheras field games resemble a riot.

However Whites know how to excel in this way as well. Creating beautiful free flowing tactics at the correct opportunity. A cascade of technical decisions. The reason soccer sucks now is it's full of niggers. Look at hockey. It's good. That's because Whites play it.

>>511003466
Then why does your picture show no white people on the field? It's all niggers.

>>511003512
When was the last time your joke of a nation was good at ANY sport?

>>511003512
The strategy in the game actually gets frighteningly complex.
Not that any one player really needs to track it all at the same time, except maybe the QB.

>>511002819 (OP)
you forgot to include falling on the floor pretending to be hurt

>>511003340
Luke Kuechly is White, retard

>>511003431
hockey is based and for white men that's why
>>511003573
if you're far enough north all you need is a stick and skates for half the year

>>511002819 (OP)
>football
>99.999% of the game the ball doesn't touch a foot
Mutts, not even once.

>>511003573
and if you mean it, you have to have full time soccer mom to keep with your trainings, so thats the main problem financially

>>511003656
>implying your tiny snownigger brain can learn the difference between a tanned white guy and a nigger

Now go prep your Russian bull.

UFC without any rest would be great. fight until TKO or tapout

>>511003637
Hockey is the only good thing that ever came out of Canada.

>>511003884
Every game and quarter is started with a KICKoff. Retard.

>>511003977
Basketball is good too. Also ruined by nignogs. Probably the most unwatchable trash ever, and jews are to blame for that.

>>511002819 (OP)
I've been to one pro soccer game in my life when I was in middle school and it was boring as fuck. Watching a bunch of faggots dressed like faggots chase balls back and forth is retarded
>>511002961
This is a fair point

>>511003884
>ball is a foot long

>>511003911
There's not much of a difference between a nigger and le 56% mutt.
But I guess you'd know all about prepping bulls at least.

>>511004258
Never got the appeal, and it's not only because of niggers. You need to be 200 meters tall ffs. I'm almost 190 cm, and I'll never be able to dunk unless I get some fancy spring shoes. Also, the ball tears away the skin from my nails, so I start bleeding under my nails, so can't play it without gloves.

>>511004576
Mutss are generally smarter, pure breds are usually dumb inbreds. FInland is small too, I bet you have incest in your family history married a second cousin here, a distant relative there.

go fuck tu motha

>>511004576
Is that the best you got, snownigger? No wonder Russia owns you in everything but name.

>>511003677
Come on now anon
It might have been awhile ago at this point but 7-1 is still very memorable

>>511002819 (OP)
You posted this already you dumb kike

>>511002961
>the original third worlder cope

If Rugby was half the sport it claims to be, then you wouldn't see it's players eating out of dumpsters.

>>511004938
And I'll post it again and again, thirdie.

>>511002819 (OP)
nigger sport, like basket, like your country

Very cool to watch a sport that is all niggers playing with a ball. Just be open about it and watch blacked instead.

>>511004942
It's all the TBIs

>>511005032
Isn't your joke of a country like 65% black?

>>511002819 (OP)
A bunch of niggers bending over like that is probably the most gay ass thing I've ever saw on here. Are you a fag? Are you some kind sissy like those wimpy snarky fucks in the (((US Air Force)))?

>>511005158
You sound mad, kraut.

>>511002819 (OP)
Futbol is the greatest game because anyone can play it...all you need is 22 players with functional medulla oblongatas and a coconut. From the inbred slums of Rio to the backwater shitholes of Nigeria, anybody can play soccer.

still playing hand-egg but call it foot-ball
>dumbest cunts on the planet

>>511003066
cries of happiness as the niggercattle watch people kick a ball around for hours

>>511004942
It is original Anglo thing, it exists only in few countries at professional level. UK, France, New Zealand, Fiji, Australia. No one except these few countries know it exists, my country included. But it is superior, overwhelmingly white in "white countries", and at least brown in brown countries. No niggers. It is niche sport, you cannot compare money with NFL. As you presented your argument, you should bow down to soccer, because if it brings money, it has to be good. We both know, it is not

>>511002819 (OP)
You know for how much I hate sportsball enjoyers the autistic side of me likes how there’s always a minmax side to them

>>511003412
>The land of the giganiggas

>>511005423
ah you need more
fancy shit nobody else uses, like shoulder boosters and faggot helmets.
>overprotected sissis in a foggot ""sport""

>>511004716
>I'm almost 190 cm, and I'll never be able to dunk
Wtf have you trained your legs at all, I can touch the rim with one hand at 173.
> unless I get some fancy spring shoes
>so can't play it without gloves
That explains it, such copium to avoid saying you're not athletic.
>>511004258
You're kidding? Jordan ruined the sport?

povertyball is not politics
not is niggercrash

>>511002819 (OP)
Idiots think complexity makes you smart.

>>511003512
Invented, owned, coached, and organized by whites
>>511003884
Its called football because it evolved from rugby in the 1800s when all non-horseball games were called football. The name just stuck.
>>511004412
Not quite

>>511005909
It’s not complexity it’s just running a route

>>511003941
it was really really boring when it was birthed this way
go watch kick boxing

>>511005794
They are necessary as things are pretty violent in the game. Even rugby is pretty tame on the hitting.

>>511002819 (OP)
>>511005423
>>511005463
American "Football" and Football are all gay shit.
Hurling is a real white mans sport.

>>511005995
>It’s not complexity
>Just let me point it out, because I think it's complex
American egghand is the söyjack of sports

>>511005463
>"Ha-ha, they play eggball!"
>"Hans, hold my beer...I've got to go inspect my shit again."

>>511003884
It's not even a ball lmao

I love all the arrows making it seem like American Handegg has strategy when as soon as they hike the ball they just 11/12 people just smash face first into each other and just one guy runs left or right. Real chess game there lol

Lotta vpn users in this thread.

>>511006830
Well there is, everybody has an ever changing role and target for each play depending on what the opposing team is doing for every down.

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