girls have this thing called "the cute guy alert". it's those involuntary reactions ranging from the tiniest little movements, to giggling, to bumping their friends' elbows, to straight up letting out a brief scream.

the CUTE GUY ALERT is the measure of your experience as a male.

>you are often the cause of a cute guy alert
you live a 1st class experience as a male
>you have been the cause of a cute guy alert once or twice in a distant past, and it was remarkable enough to be ingrained in your memory, OR, you have made use of extreme displays of wealth to be the indirect cause of it
you live a 2nd class, average male experience.
>you have never been the cause of a cute guy alert
you live a 3rd class, lower grade, unfulfilling experience as a male.

Everything else in a male's life is cope for not being the object of the "cute guy alert".

>>511003274 (OP)
Actually real and true post

>>511003274 (OP)
Chad alert more like

Nigga u are gay who cares bout ts fr

what about when chicks stumble or trip in front of you. that's happened to me more than few times and they always look at me all embarrassed.

>>511003274 (OP)
When you notice it you can tell which girls are into you by when they do it. Funny that I haven’t seen this discussed here before. Had a 19 yo girl who came to hangout with some guys I knew, hadn’t met her but she was fighting with her boyfriend who allegedly is a coke retard. When she saw me there was a slight head twitch and fixation towards me with her body and then immediate snap back to “oh shit that was a little obvious” and she continued what she was doing. That’s pretty much all it is, in crowded places it’s more of prolonged eye contact and a grin.

Fucked her that night on her friends couch after we went to a bar. Remember step one is be attractive, and then turn your noticing on.

>>511003759
Any excuse to throw themselves at Chad will do, including pretending to be lost, or trip and fall on you, bump into you, etc.
If you actually have to approach women, you're not a Chad

>>511003274 (OP)
take your meds tranny faggot molested kike

>>511003274 (OP)
Stop trying to divide actual humans into castes pajeet

>>511004051
Pretty much this. Had a slut waiting for me at my fucking car when I left the gym. She was a cheating whore tho. 17 and she was cheating on her boyfriend in the back of my car, really tragic.

I had a roommate one time back I the day. I got off work and there she was, sitting in my living room. I asked her who she was and what she was doing in my house. She told me strait up "I saw you pull up one day and thought you were hot and I liked your truck, figured I should come over and say hi.
My roommate was crushed, thought she wanted to hang with him lol.
We have been together since. it's been 17 years

>>511003274 (OP)
funny thing is I've realised I am actually a fairly good looking guy I just have a very introverted, awkward, nerdy and slightly boring personality, it really drove it home when I started a new job recently and was getting a lot of female attention from the women there and gradually it fades off as they realise I'm just boring and no fun to hang around with

>>511003274 (OP)
Its easy. Step 1 be attractive. Step 2 dont be unattractive. Just 2 simple steps.

>>511004644
then again I already have a wife and kids so I don't really care it just brought it home

>>511003274 (OP)
you guys are toxic turbo-losers and no one should read your mentally ill crap

>>511003274 (OP)
I've been the cause of an ugly guy alert, which is her running across 4 lanes of busy traffic just to avoid being close to me.
You learn to live with it.

>>511004484
You can't cheat on a boyfriend. That's not a serious commitment. When a woman fucks another man behind her boyfriend's back, she just has two boyfriends. It's like saying "omg my prostitute has ANOTHER john?!" -- boyfriend means she fucks you outside of marriage without any obligations whatsoever.

>>511003274 (OP)
One time I went to the supermarket with some manly looking facial hair (I'm usually clean shaven) and a woman looked down and ran her hands down her chest after she saw me. I think that was one of those involuntary movements you are talking about.

>>511003274 (OP)
Cute? If anything I am manly. Not some damned stuffed doll

>>511003983
nice story bro
and how old are you?

>>511003983
good hygiene is important. brush and floss and have some gum so your breath doesn't smell like a dead animal.
Cologne is very effective as well if used correctly.

>>511003274 (OP)
i have a sickness reaction when i see poop colored eyes

>>511003274 (OP)
was chaperoning/DD'ing three chicks last weekend, and instead of talking to others at the bar, they were talking to me the most of the time lol, feels good man.
i was getting the "man, fuck this guy" alert from other dudes.

>>511003274 (OP)
I hope you youngsters already knew this.
>always PRETEND to ignore women, in groups
>grab a drink and use your peripherals to watch them, watching you.
>always hold the door for an ugly hag
>always offer your seat to someone you wouldn't fuck, with a gun to your head
Because women are always watching.

Why r u gay? Only a niggerfaggot would care about some gay shit girls are doing like this.

>>511003274 (OP)
I don’t care what women think and don’t want their fickle affection or vapid opinions filled with histrionics. Enjoy that, loser

>>511004134
Kek

>>511003274 (OP)
nobody does that retard

>>511003274 (OP)
Who gives a shit niggerfaggot

>>511006120
this

>>511005156
Being boyfriend and girlfriend doesn't inherently imply you're having sex you stupid nigger.

>>511006120
yes yes "pretend"
you faggot

>>511006120
>just spend your life clowning around in the hopes you can trick a woman into thinking you're high value, bro

>>511006120
I hope you youngsters already knew this.
>always IGNORE women, in groups
>grab a drink, CHUG it because that shit is expensive
>always PULL doors even if it says PUSH, tell ugly hags to kys
>always NEVER offer anything to any woman
Because who gives a fuck what women think about anything

>>511004485
Bros before hoes, bro.

>>511004678
You mean, be born with good genetics?

>>511003274 (OP)
>girls have "cute guy alert"
>it's a different thing for every girl
>in fact even the same girl will do different things when her friends convince her to try something new
>just gain comic book psychic superpowers bro and you'll be able to tell
nah, buy an ad if you want me to meet hot singles in my area

just be chad bro