the vax scene

>>511014076 (OP)
He saved lives with this skit. What had your life ever amounted to?

Stephen Colbert raped me when I was 12

>>511014076 (OP)

>>511014121
>He killed lives with this skit. What had your life ever amounted to?
Ftfy

>>511014076 (OP)
it wasn't effective enough >:(

>>511014121
>He saved lives with this skit
Yeah it was just cringe enough to convince people to not get the clot shot

>>511014076 (OP)
I wonder if Epstein took it.

>>511014121
Name 5 people who he saved. Full names and addresses.

How do es that show have a $100 million/year budget?

>>511014076 (OP)
i'm gonna miss him

>>511014261
>How do es that show have a $100 million/year budget?

>>511014076 (OP)
Have we ever seen colbert and rachel maddow in the same room together?

>>511014076 (OP)
I hate this faggot. Everything about him is just rage inducing. Look at that smirky cunt and tell me you wouldn't stomp his head to a bloody pulp.

>>511014076 (OP)
Of all the things to be buckbroken by this gay cringe shit buckbroke antivaxxers the most.

The failure of the red deer to materialize permanently buckbroke the antivax schizos' minds. These people were fully convinced that the vaccines would kill everyone in two weeks and all their problems would go away. They were even fantasizing about how their "pureblood seed" was going to be worth millions of dollars and women would suddenly have a reason to have sex with them (LOL!). As time went on and it became more obvious that nothing was going to happen, these people became increasingly unhinged, eating dangerous agricultural chemicals to treat a virus they didn't even believe existed, just because a scientist told them not to.

Now that it's obvious the end result of the vaccines wasn't a mass die off and the consequent loss of their virginity, but rather an end to the pandemic and their becoming even more socially isolated than before, it has become impossible for them to reconcile what they need to believe with the undeniable reality, and so now, 5 whole years after the pandemic, they are still utterly mind broken and have not progressed mentally since 2020. They continue to go on about how it's only 10 more years, spike proteins this and prions that, obsessively scouring the internet for the latest news of an 87 year old dying to blame on the jab.

Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, the antivaxxers are the only ones still experiencing the effects of the COVID pandemic. Everyone else has moved on. They are completely alone.

stay safe spread the spread. together we'll beat this

>>511014379
>wasn't a mass die off
Over 50 million dead from the vaccines worldwide SO FAR.

Stephen Colbert initially promoted the Johnson & Johnson (Janssen, J&J) Covid 19 Jab.
His show received sponsorship from that company early on.
James William Colbert Jr.
Stephen Colbert is the youngest of 11 children of Immunologist James William Colbert Jr.
James William Colbert Jr. (1920-1974), tragically died young, along with two of his sons, in a plane crash.
He has 6 publications on PubMed. He joined the US Army Medical Corps in 1946, worked at Yale and in Munich, Germany. He was closely associated with JFK and the Democrats.
In 1961 he became Associate Director for extramural programs at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases of the National Institutes of Health.
Later he worked at Medical University of South Carolina

When Colberts father died he had a large investment porfolio of pharmacutical shares and Stephen and his siblings inherited it. Some of the big name companies in that portfolio still exist and the family has continued to receive income from it.
That's why Colbert promoted the vaxx. Its basically a family business

>>511014076 (OP)
2 more weekies

>>511014447
>source: a dipshit on twitter

>>511014379
>serving up this pasta
>ONLY THE ANTIVAXXERS ARE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT
where do you even find shit like that? don't tell me you wrote that shit just now

>>511014076 (OP)
Vaxxies are HELLBOUND!!!

>>511014076 (OP)
the way that was drawn is so unsettling.
the syringes appear to be bursting at the seams holding in an infectious laughter

>>511014622
>>source: a dipshit on twitter
Is that what you call the UK government? I mean, yeah kinda true.

>>511014137
Same thing happened to him. Have some sympathy for your rapist, will ya?

>>511014817
>source: a dipshit on twitter who claims his data comes from the government of the UK

>>511014175

>>511014076 (OP)
>gets vaxxed
>gets canxxelled

>>511014447
Try 250 million

>>511014121
By killing faggots like you he did a great service.

>>511014137
I heard his cock is

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>>511014533
Nice work, fren! Thanks!

>>511014447
Wrong. In the US excess deaths went down. Also in Canada. But go ahead and cherrypick UK because it fits your narrative.
Antivaxxers also claimed it increased cardiovascular related issues, but in Canada almost all cardiovascular diseases went down over the last few years.
Nice try.

>>511014249

>>511014260
Jackie Chan

>>511014076 (OP)
The more government funding gets cut off the more liberal bullshit gets canceled.

>>511015067
I wish more people were dropping from the vax

>>511015093
Sometimes it whispers to me it says "how about some tiddies like the really nice ones." Than i oblige.

>>511014137
i believe you! thank you for sharing your story. hopefully this will give his other victims the courage to speak up as well.

>>511015368
>Wrong. In the US excess deaths went down. Also in Canada.
Quit cherrypicking, memeflagot-jabboid.

>>511015713
Name

>>511014137
I knew it! Thanks for coming forward. So stunning and brave.

>>511016304
So which country do you want to use? And why is that country more representative than any other, in your measly opinion?
I don't care which country you actually use, because the fact they are different in different countries that all have high vaccinations shows that discrepancies in deaths have nothing to do with the vaccine. Despite your strongest wishes. lol

>>511014121
Nothin, I became half a wise guy but so what

>>511015368
>in Canada almost all cardiovascular diseases went down over the last few years.
False

>>511016501
Silence, memeflaggot-jabboid.

>>511014076 (OP)
Anyone else think at least one of these faggots will become a politician after they’re fired?
John Stewart included.

500 vials was worse

>>511016501
Different countries had options for different vaccines though. USA and Canada and I think Germany and UK were limited to Pfizer and Moderna and the Johnson & Johnson until it was banned. Other countries had Novovax and maybe some other ones.

>>511015368
>Glows like a fag parade

>>511014076 (OP)
hell yes.

>>511017279
I'm so glad they vaxxed the useless eaters

>>511017424
Same. He obviously got pressed with this last minute and had to phone in some bullshit. FAGGOT NEEDLES. GOOD NUFF.

>>511014076 (OP)
shame he was censored by the right

>>511014121
The vax pimp.

>>511014076 (OP)
I still can't tell if this somehow was satire, or they're just THAT tone deaf
both seem unlikely

>>511019282
They were doing a double irony. Serious, but overselling it with a rongue-in-cheek twist, but then rolling their eyes at their own cheesiness.

>>511019841
I think I just threw up inside a little

>>511019282
It was not satire. Colbert definitely got vaxxed and spent a lot of time selling everyone on it. Vaxxies are just simply subhuman.

>>511014121
My niece has Sara Palsy because of retards like you

>>511014121
Kek

>>511015368

>>511014076 (OP)
This was so hilariously (in a bad way) dystopian. Like straight out of a surreal 80s dystopian scifi flick

>>511014227
He saved lives by people NOT getting the vax

>>511019282
It's not satire, I assume the government demanded they fucking do it

>>511014076 (OP)
i hope someone snuffs that cunt

>>511016807
Stop calling him john stewart. He is Jon Jew-Wart. And it’s Stephen cuckbert. These are their new names. Anyone caught deadnaming these evil men will be reported

>>511020322
As the line rises, so does my dick.

>>511020322
>source: a dipshit on twitter LARPing as a secret agent ceo

>>511014379
>The failure of the red deer to materialize
Hey when's Joe Biden's "winter of severe illness and death" for the unvaccinated supposed to get here?

>>511014076 (OP)
this is the most dystopian thing ive ever watched

>>511014076 (OP)
2021 the first year of $40 million loss
Wonder what caused it... not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tUz0sq-BVs&t=51s

>>511014354
yeah I want to see him get into a car accident and have to have his jaws wireed shut after and spend the rest of his life not being able to talk and constantly in tears.

>>511014175
ITS XBB.1.5

>>511014076 (OP)
Ah the vax scene dance ima miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>511014175
Am i the only one who unironically thinks John Oliver is funny? I dont agree with his politics but he is funny with his jokes. He is the one who popularized "Drumpf"

>>511014121
>He saved lives with that skit

>>511020977

>>511020977
>source: a dipshit on twitter LARPing as a secret agent ceo
It says right in the image the source is cdc.gov

>>511014121
>shilling poison is life saving

How many of you guys stacked your vaxx?

>>511021366
He is funny and he's also a complete putz. If he'd settle down and just do comedy, he would do great.

>>511021727
>>511021667
No that nigger made the graph. He said he got the data from the CDC. He also said he is a secret agent ceo.

https://theethicalskeptic.com/our-story/
>Who is The Ethical Skeptic? No one of consequence.
No one of consequence who...

>My academic journey encompasses graduate and undergraduate degrees in engineering, business, finance, and ethics from several top-ranked US universities.

>One of my academic achievements included my ethics thesis, which earned a distinguished A+++ grade,

Has several graduate degrees with great grades...

>I was subsequently selected for these same reasons from out of Middle East theater operations, to serve in the capacity of a SCI/Black Top Secret US Naval Intelligence Officer and department head in Washington, D.C., honing skills in cryptography, intelligence, and special access programs at the Pentagon and Office of Naval Intelligence.

Was a secret naval intelligence officer at Pentagon

>I then founded and led a strategy and operations firm which became one of the top three globally inside its discipline/focus. My firm conducted decades of strategy, trade operations, and engineering projects for many familiar US corporations. Although only a small part of this, my teams supported a top growth company through four key strategies spanning fifteen years of its development – from inside a truck garage to its becoming the most powerful brand in the US.

Who is a founding ceo of one of the most powerful brands in the U.S.

>Finally, I was pleased to be selected to escort a United States President and First Lady on a tour around my alma mater’s campus.

Who once met with the president and first lady

This guy is full of shit and you're a retard if you believe anything coming out of him.

>>511014076 (OP)
Vaxxies are evil people

>>511014076 (OP)
Not Masonic at all

>>511020322
that looks exactly like the bullshit the retards would put together to try to somehow shoehorn their brilliant ideas into something other retards will look at quizzically and say "yeah, he's right! isn't he?"

>>511017215
You're the faggot for believing anything you see on facebook. Keep clicking those stories, the shills haven't got enough adbucks yet.

>>511017174
Yeah, it's almost like if there was some clear difference that hinted at something, someone would have eventually figured it out after a few billion doses. weird.

Go get your booster!

>>511024033
>>511024117
YWNBAW kike

>>511016795
funny you post that english fuck who would never say the jab causes anything because even he doesn't believe it, but allows his comments to flood with retards and draw in more retarded subscribers.
he also routinely deleted my comments whenever I pointed out his cherrypicked data and questioned why it didn't match other countries or when I called him out on not mentioning data that refuted the things he "suggested"

>>511014121
you need to be skinned alive

>>511016732
True you stupid fucking leaf. You don't even know what's going on in your own country and depend on conspiracy retards for your "news"

>>511014076 (OP)
Notice it’s all white vermin pushing the vaccine. I don’t seem shakwanda or Tyrone or Mohamed telling me to get vaxed.

>>511024218
I'm a straight male Christian. Now you'll have to cope with that too... somehow.

>>511014354
I think deep down he resents himself and the whole clown world shit show but for whatever reason is powerless to express his opinions. Which comes out as that weird passive, hyper-aggressive spite.
I don’t think there is much joy in his life.

>>511014354
I think deep down he resents himself and the whole clown world shit show but for whatever reason is powerless to express his opinions. Which comes out as that weird passive, hyper-aggressive spite.
I don’t think there is much joy in his life.

>>511024620
>>511024687
lol, looks like trump's glowie shills are working overtime to criticize his enemies. they're just copy-pasting some pre-approved talking points.

>>511014121
You are a faggot bootlicker and the magic box controls you.

>>511014249
>plot twist
>all the skullduggery is because they don't want to admit the vax killed him

>>511024900
>he thinks Colbert and Trump are enemies
This conversation is over.

>>511024428
Just a word of advice moishe, im not saying you’re wrong but if you’re gonna claim to prove something, don’t use googles AI to do it. You clearly have no experience with AI if you think that’s reliable. Try chatgpt next time, it can be wrong too but google is wrong often enough that you look like a retard for posting it. You’re a retarded faggot anyway so this advice won’t change anything

>>511014249
colbert didn't even take it. When i heard that, I actually kind of respect him. Like this anon said >>511014121 colbert poisoned millions of liberals and condemned them to death and permanent health damage. What have we done compared to that?

>>511014076 (OP)
I'm pretty sure that this retarded skit killed more people through just how fucking retarded it was than the coof did.

>>511026252
What was it that was 300% better than any vaccine results?

>>511014076 (OP)
i used to like this guy 20 years ago.

>>511026616
Did you eat his Azithromycin mushroom?

>>511025595
>ondemned them to death and permanent health damage.
no
no
no
retard

>>511025545
I actually was looking for a graph that I saw a while ago showing all forms of different heart disease, ischemic this, whatever went down by a few percent to levels even lower than before pandemic, with the exception of one condition that went up by like 0.1 or 0.2 percent. That's what I was referring to, but couldn't find the chart or what canadian site it was on (heart and stroke foundation? I can't remember)
So no, I'm not relying on ai. I actually know what I'm talking about because I've done the research, instead of just look at my retarded friends facebook posts.

>>511025595
The ingredients where never listed we don't know if they targeted groups with kill batches or what anyone can just post lies to the intent.
He say they say bla bla.

This poster is not vaccine Patton 606060 compliment.

Then they go ape shit.

Code red

I hate the antichrist

>>511024201

weird how Trump became the voice for "conspiracy theorists" when in reality he doesn't subscribe to any of them unless they are "plots" against himself.

>Esptein murdered under his watch
>complains about epstein files not being released after he loses power
>when he regains power he calls people asking for the release stupid and fringe

>Boomer antivaxxers believe covid was a conspiracy and so is the vax
>Trump literally was in control of the United States when covid happened
>Gave big pharma an unlimited budget and full immunity to push through vaccine research as fast as possible
>urges people to be vaccinated

>Neo Nazis openly support Trump
>He's the greatest goy the jews have ever seen and might go down as history as the most pro Israel U.S president

>>511026524
The immune system and supplements would be my guess as the jab has had absolutely NO impact at all. In fact I would say it's had negative impact given the amount of heart problems that have increased over the years that were also listed as side effects on what little documentation the clot shot had.
I'm just trying to point out that this skit from whatever his name is probably killed more than the coof itself through psychic damage with how fucking horrendous it was.

>>511027231
Yhea, the we can't let this cash cow slip away we will make it law these idiots have to get one every month scandal.

Hell if they had their way...
You have to take a pill every day where the government can ack kill batch whoever at will.

You want to log into your evil digital coin right.?

>>511014076 (OP)
show me a map where the areas that took the vax the most share a phantom border with those that died to the vaccine.

If you go by VAERS data, the opposite is true: The areas with the least vaccines have the most vaccine deaths.

Maga ghouls lied about their dead relatives to push an agenda.

>>511027735
I also here the virus does not exist when you sit down and have a bill that could be walked out on.....

>>511027735
>The areas with the least vaccines have the most vaccine deaths.

What kind of brain damage is this?

>>511027231
>given the amount of heart problems that have increased over the years
>>511024428

>>511028012
He's pointing out that antivaxxers were just falsely reporting any death as being from the vaccine. Naturally that's why there were more "vaccine deaths" in areas where more people were against taking it.

>>511028287
Thanks. Clown World makes me think too much.
All I know is that I am always 100% objectively correct.

>>511014971
i figured out all this intuitively when i was a teenager about 20 years ago. i tried to people and warn them that its propaganda designed to manipulate them. very few people seemed receptive of the idea. they just assume its "honest" or for fun or something or thathese people just have good opinions delivered in a funny format. but the result is evil.. its very manipulative. laughter is an interesting thing, humor, comedy etc. and just how it effects people socially. and what its like to be laughed at compared to laughing at someone. they really do manufacture the media to such a fine degree, it manipulates people in ways even the most clever of us aren't immune to. i think AI especially has achieved this goal, like generating subliminal images.

>>511015368
k glownigger

>>511029604
My midwit filter is anyone who even fucking pretends they have a "handle" on the algorithm.

>>511014076 (OP)
This skit won trump the 2024 election

>>511029887
try reading the thread fag
>>511024428
>>511026888

>>511014121
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>media whore does cash for comment
>just trust me & take your untested poison injection

Is it not lost on anyone that this retarded skit is also about jewish tannys?

>>511014076 (OP)
Vaxxies are HELLBOUND SCENE!!!

>>511033281
Need to drop dead faster!

>>511034285
Faster