Only midgets should be allowed to hold office

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZvCmAgRWI0&t=73

>>511015666 (OP)
But anon wouldn't it short the economy

Why is there no little people porn?

>>511015666 (OP)
really antisemite of you Satan
you're going on the Palantir list and your social credit will start at -33

>manly tears holding a golden chess piece

>>511015666 (OP)
I don't want pedos who won't release the Epstein files in government.

>>511015666 (OP)
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>>511016033
I knew kek was Satanic

I wish I was a midget. I fantasize about being tiny. I’ve been researching height reduction surgery, in fact

>>511015666 (OP) (checked)
On that note:

The funnest thing to do to Peter Dinklage and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Peter, I am your god now.

>>511015903
>implying

Is that Destiny?

>>511015666 (OP)
I TRIED to get him into office. Nobody seemed interested. Some lessons have to be learned the hard way, I guess.

>>511015666 (OP)
Kek

>>511016324
Destiny's not that tall or heterosexual.

>>511015666 (OP)
That is a really handsome dwarf though.

>>511015666 (OP)
dancing for coins should be the only allowable form of taxation

>>511016175
That's pretty lowbrow of you anon

>>511015666 (OP)
This isnt orginal

>>511017903
I'm just imagining a fat 30 year old with bad facial hair angrily typing this.
"This midget joke on my friendship simulator website isn't original!"

>>511018490
Imagine getting angry over someone pointing out that you arent smart or original.
When does the next semester start? Like 2 weeks?

>>511015666 (OP)
isn't that the faggot that cashed out on being a TV dwarf and then said emplying dwarfs for TV is immoral?

>>511019421
You mean the great diphallically named Peter Dinklage? As far as I know, he's the one who spent a bunch of time mouthing off about how he's done more for the midget community than anyone. Btw, you should see his wife. Bitch must really like the money.

>>511020608
yeah only thing I know about this is how he cost a bunch of dwarfs employment on the recent snow white flop

>>511015666 (OP)
And he's still taller than warwick davis