I had gotten accepted into a decent college and I had planned to go, but my parents are divorced and they argued about who should pay. They argued for 10 months, and eventually, neither of them agreed to it, and I'm not taking out student loans. So what the fuck do I do now? it was supposed to start in a few weeks. I have like $5000 in savings. I'm not becoming a zog bot, and I can't work at walmart the rest of my life. any advice?

>>511016327 (OP)
College is worthless anyway

>>511016399
fpbp

just build a high value skill NOT via college

>>511016327 (OP)
Patricide or get a job.
either way

>>511016327 (OP)
Do you feel if asked you could Ace the oral portion of the exam?

>>511016327 (OP)
Your parents sound awful

>>511016327 (OP)
you should take your own life

>>511016327 (OP)
get an online bachelors' from a decent school.
should run you around $15k a year in tuition.
get a wagie job and work your way through college.

if all else fails, sell nudes to creepy old gays.

>>511016327 (OP)
take student loans and just dont pay it back lol

>>511016327 (OP)
You have to take education loan. Try applying for scholarships if lucky they'll pay your fees.

Same thing happened to me I'll be homeless soon. Do whatever it takes and get into that college

>>511016327 (OP)
if you know how to code companies reallyyyyy don't care about your degree. like they don't care at all

be all you can be

>>511016399
>>511016509
>t. plumbers

>>511016327 (OP)
Attend the college that offers you the most money. It is undergrad. Making the effort to understand the material well is more important than an expensive prestigious college. You can seek out fancier places for grad school.

>>511016327 (OP)
Get a class E license and do black car driving a few times a week. Also even if you got a full ride college is way more fun if you got some money to fuck around during it

>>511016327 (OP)
Unironically learn a trade electrical, plumbing, HVAC. Get good at it, then start your own business. Try to get paid in cash as much as possible.

>>511016327 (OP)
Live with one of your parents by guilting them about your other parent and how they aren't paying for college, and commute to the cheapest community college you can find for 2 years. Apply for Pell grant. You can choose your hours, so you can work in a part time job while doing this.
Either get an associates degree that you can use to directly go to work after that, or one that can transfer into a 4 year degree of your choosing. You will probably need student loans for your state school of choice, so choose the cheapest one in your state that has a degree you want. Make sure to get internships so you aren't unemployed when you graduate.

>>511016399
This, my university degree only hurts my employment prospects.

>>511016327 (OP)
Sorry but maybe it’s for the best tho. My family “paid for my college” I ended up dropping out after the first month to do drugs and bang college chicks. I spent all the “tuition money” on blow and kept that charade going by for like 3 years before I got caught. They were already too in deep tho to punish me they bought me a condo to live in and I’ve kinda just stayed a neet the entire time that had been going for like 13 years now. Look anon it sounds like a lot of fun and it has been a lot of fun but I really fucked myself out of my inheritance so ultimately I think it was a mistake. Don’t fall for the college scam like I did it’s not worth it

>>511016672
yeah, then your credit is ruined, like mine... and you will never get a job due to being white and having bad credit.

>>511016327 (OP)
zogbot might be your best bet desu. sorry, i'm not a shill, not interesting in seeing you die for israel, i'm just bein real with you.

>>511016666
i should also mention, the ONLY things worth studying are math, natural sciences (other than physics), computer science, and engineering.
you don't want to end up like this guy:
>>511016930

>>511016327 (OP)
count your blessing. you didnt waste your time at college. now dig deep and find the path forward. good luck, you're on your own.

>>511017041
*interested

>>511016327 (OP)
Go to your local college and when you do well, transfer to the school you actually want to go to

>>511016327 (OP)
Learn a trade

>>511016327 (OP)
Surprise them how manly you are and join the nilitary.

>>511016327 (OP)
You could also get into real estate.

5k is enough for community college, power washing, or mechanic tools.
went to college as IT, i have no money now alot of debt, count it as a blessing.

>>511017217
This seems like a good option

Holy fuck there is some terrible advice in here
Also
>1pbtid
data mining thread.

>>511016327 (OP)

Trade School, learn a trade.
Community college.
You eventually have to work and pay back whatever loans you had anyways or pay back your parents. How are you going to live without income?

>>511016327 (OP)
zogbot is right up your alley. it's for poor people/mexicans. sorry your parents are fags. even though my parents were assholes and still are sometimes at least they paid for my college.

Realistically your only options are scholarships, debt, or GI Bill.

Rob some niggers

>>511016327 (OP)
Just go to college. Split an apartment, get a low key job and don’t charge everything you want. I had plenty of friends not drop $60k a year on frivolity and had a reasonable loan to pay off

You ain’t rich, and you clearly don’t have options

>>511016327 (OP)
Trades mate. I unironically have a STEM PhD (inb4 larping beaner), and college just gave me wasted time, an alcohol habit, and stds. Get your shit together and plan. Find a good skilled trade that's hard to send to China, make sure your hobbies are actual productive/creative endeavors, and you'll be better set than I am even 20 years later.

>>511017068
I studied computer science

Do NOT go to college. Get a job and Save your money and be a jew about spending it. College doesn’t do much unless you’re a chad and make friends easy or a woman. Everything will be ok.

>>511016327 (OP)
If you’re a nerd, Airforce. If your a degen, Army. Homo=Navy. Jock Chad, Marines.

>>511016327 (OP)
Real advice, my retarded buddy was making a fortune by the time he was 25 when he started Groundskeeping Business after Highschool. Truck, trailer, mower, weedwhacker and basic tools in your garage. He built that shit up and was just managing it within a few years. That’s what I’d do if I was a poor and sent back in time.

>>511016327 (OP)
Forgo college at this point. It's not really worth doing, even prior to AI-assisted cheating becoming commonplace. Find other ways to climb the economic ladder that doesn't end up in you joining the student debt rape stats.

>>511016327 (OP)
Why did pussy partap nuke my thread and left this shit up

>>511016991
you are just an idiot anon
I did the same thing but at least I can recognize it was my fault and nobody else's

>>511016327 (OP)
Since you have almost zero work ethic and no immediate financial means it's best to become a zogbot for the minimum period to get your degree. Sorry. Your ideal isn't the real. You got dealt and bad hand and the best you can do now is cut your losses, flee to security, and find an institution (U.S. Military) to give you support since your parents are down for the count. Just avoid the Army and Marines, and go Air Force.

The most important thing isn't securing your imaginary ideal, but avoiding catastrophic losses that are likely to ensue if you don't take drastic action to avert your parents' shitty decision making destabilizing your life. Preserving what you have (debt-free status, option for a degree) is more important than chasing imaginary realities. The military would allow you to continue down your debt-free, degree-bound path and is the only realistic option here.

>>511016327 (OP)
College is a fucking joke, get a contractor's license start a business and become rich.

>>511016327 (OP)
DO NOT TAKE A LOAN! Stay away from debt! Look at your local Community Collage (Jr. Collage), most of the time they offer great programs to get certifications. Try for something ‘clean’ like robotics.

>>511016327 (OP)
zog for 4 years or work at mac dons.

>>511016327 (OP)
claim to them about this

>>511016327 (OP)
>1 post by this ID
Kill yourself you pathetic kike