WHERE IS THE REAL ALEX JONES?

This new guy is obviously not the real Alex Jones. His fucking ears are even different. They fucking cloned the real Alex jones and replaced him with this clone.

We have to do something about this and if Alex Jones is still alive and being held somewhere against his will we should try to find him and save him

>>511019524 (OP)
He's been held at an underground base called Raven Rock because he was going to spill the beans on Tartaria.

>>511019793
I hope he is ok wherever he is. I’m afraid he has possibly already been turned into McDonald’s burgers by now.

>>511019877
eeew.
Do they really grind people?

>>511019972
I think it came out that like 4% of McDonald's meat is human.

>>511019877
He's not ok, he's being held at Raven Rock. Raven Rock. Have you heard of Raven Rock?
>raven rock.

>>511020091
What?

Tell me that's not true

>>511020130
Raven Rock? No, I've never heard about Raven Rock. What is Raven Rock? Can you explain to me what Raven Rock is?

>>511019972
Yes it is a fact. DNA performed on McDonald’s burgers conclude human meat is inside of McDonald’s burgers mixed with actual beef.

Typically it is anywhere between 1%-5% human DNA and the rest is beef.

>>511019524 (OP)
It's called losing weight you actual retard

>>511020313
>Losing weight
>Mysteriously wrinkles disappear
>mysteriously your ears completely change shape
>mysteriously your nose gets longer

So these are side effects of shedding a few pounds? Fucking retarded faggot

>>511019524 (OP)
He just finished going live with Tim Dillon if anyone needs a fresh fix.

>>511019524 (OP)
Real Alex Jones was probably put in a tray somewhere, Hyperion style

>>511019524 (OP)
THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!!!!!

>>511020519
Seriously you sound like a demented idiot. You need mental health evaluation and a padded room.
Retard.

>>511020788
You must be part of the coverup you bitch the truth will be exposed and anyone with a brain and a set of eyes can tell that these are two different people

>>511020559
This happened decades ago btw

>>511020832
Ok skitzo. Seek help. Take meds

>>511020989
Fuck you gangstalker

>>511019524 (OP)
he was an alcoholic and surely on coke every day for decades, he just stopped the massive consuption of drugs and alcohol, that changes you in many ways

Alex Jones is complete irrelevant relic in 2025. His biggest asset for decades was having a near monopoly on the conspiracy sphere of media. Now there are thousands of podcasters all serving up the same slop and competing for market share.

>>511021040
be nice. we go through a lot of trouble to track you 24/7

>>511021138
I know you do you faggots follow me everywhere i go with your gay blue hat you don’t fucking scare me bitch that’s why i chased after you last time you were behind me in the Walmart parking lot and you ran away like a bitch

>>511020227
It's not.

>>511021114
his peak was during the 9 11 truther movement.

but he was pretty relevant campaigning for trump and being part of the capitol attack (dems destroyed him for that) i think his real peak relevancy was there, when the democrats were trying to kill him and his "reputation" (hes a clown but surely said some truths about the pedofiles in power)

>>511019524 (OP)
he's just on ozempic

>>511020273
Well yeah, how else should planned parenthood dispose of their aborted fetuses? Kinda like chinese restaurants located right next to the vet...

>>511019524 (OP)
No way he lived this long

>>511019524 (OP)
Not sure if you are trolling but people's ears get larger as they age. Even the ears of Hillary Clinton, who had similar posts about her 4+ years ago.

>>511020227
They are bullshitting you bro. Every decade there is always someone making some stupid claim like this and its never true.

>>511021490
>the capitol attack
kek

>>511019524 (OP)

Did Nu Jones ever talk about his nu appearance? Like, he decided to get plastic surgery, or bog himself out? The change over happened sometime earlier in 2025.

I turned the freakin’ frogs gay as like a troll or whatever… didn’t mean to make anyone upset

>>511019524 (OP)
Do you ever question what you're doing with yourself sat behind a government desk job peddling this deranged nonsense to poor schizophrenic meth heads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Zh4V_esKo

>>511019524 (OP)

> REAL ALEX JONES PHOTO FROM 10 YEARS AGO

FAKE AND GAY ONE IS HIM NOW.

WHY ARE 4CHAN POL FAGGOTS LIKE THIS? THIS IS REDDIT TIER FAGGOTRY, KYS.

>>511019524 (OP)
Those are identical forehead wrinkles.

>>511020519
Alex Jones has thin lips

F
He is with big hoss now.
God gained another angel.

>>511023568
Your ears don't move down your face

>>511023693
It literally happened out of nowhere. One day he was fat and the next he was this new guy. There was literally no transition between the two Alex Jones’s at all.

>>511023736
How dare you

>>511020519
no different camera lenses and focal lengths.

>>511019524 (OP)
He went through alcoholism, a stressful defamation trial (that he lost), and started working out again. Of course he is gonna look different.
But no, schizo conspiracy theories on the conspiracy theorist are far more fun, I understand.
Btw, did you see him satirizing the alleged Trump-Epstein birthday letter? Shit was funny, he was pretending to be all zesty and said Trump was his gay lover.
https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1946255307253891422

>>511024788
for the brainlets

Holy fuck, OP is retarded.