How do we start a nuclear war between Pakistan and India? - /pol/ (#511023713) [Archived: 170 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: XadS/opZUnited States
7/22/2025, 6:00:31 AM No.511023713
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And Canada I guess. Think of all the problems we could solve.

>No more scam phone calls
>Drastically improved customer service
>Human fecal pollution would reach near zero
>You could swim in the Indian Ocean without getting pink eye
>The world would be 20% less brown

Everybody wins.
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Anonymous ID: egY8uc/SBrazil
7/22/2025, 6:06:18 AM No.511023980
>>511023713 (OP)
They would be pretty much nuking themselves if they ever used them
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Anonymous ID: XadS/opZUnited States
7/22/2025, 6:10:23 AM No.511024152
>>511023980
Exactly. Now how do we light the powder keg?
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Anonymous ID: grkmTQSCUnited States
7/22/2025, 6:18:38 AM No.511024493
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>>511024152

I have a theory their weapons systems donโ€™t work because they are such shit programmers and engineers
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Anonymous ID: DxX8VytYCanada
7/22/2025, 6:53:14 AM No.511025508
I'm still sad the last one fizzled out so quick. Neither of these shithole countries have much in the way of friends and i'm pretty sure china would be willing to look the other way with permission to zerg rush fully automated factories in the radioactive, but freshly cleared landscape.
Anonymous ID: zaT3eORGMexico
7/22/2025, 6:58:24 AM No.511025696
>>511023713 (OP)
I was planning to put a solitarian worm inside the poop in India so in that way people suffer in pain but I just realized they would star eating even more
Anonymous ID: 4xSek6ScThailand
7/22/2025, 7:00:30 AM No.511025772
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>>511024493
cat fish nuclear code from some high ranking pajeet general with AI white women only fan account
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Anonymous ID: zmb0aXrbUnited States
7/22/2025, 7:14:32 AM No.511026044
>>511023713 (OP)
>>No more scam phone calls
>>Drastically improved customer service
>>Human fecal pollution would reach near zero
>>You could swim in the Indian Ocean without getting pink eye
>>The world would be 20% less brown
>Everybody wins.


None if this above would work. Neither country has enough nukes to do much, and they are small yield warheads. Pakistan has around 170 warheads, most warheads are a yield around 5-12 kilotons, with a few as large as 40 kilotons. Let's be super generous on their effectiveness and say they all worked, all made it to the desired population target with none used to target India's warheads instead of their population. Lets be incredibly generous and say each warhead killed 250k people each. That would be a total of 42.5 million Indians dead. That leaves over 1.4 billion Indians alive. All it would do is piss the rest off.

Now for India. They have about 160 warheads ranging in yield from about 10-40 kilotons. So, their yield is larger, but have a bit less in total number of warheads. So let's use 250k killed from each of their warheads, and all are used on population targets in Pakistan. That results in 40 million people killed, leaving Pakistan with 200 million people left to scream for revenge.

The 250 k killed per warhead is as stated before very very generous number. In all actuality it wouldn't even be half that per warhead.
Anonymous ID: 37B2yWUf
7/22/2025, 7:49:33 AM No.511027126
>>511025772
And how will you use that code?
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Anonymous ID: 4xSek6ScThailand
7/22/2025, 7:51:17 AM No.511027209
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>>511027126
sell it to pakistan and let the conflict escalate
Anonymous ID: rh2qTr9aUnited States
7/22/2025, 8:03:06 AM No.511027663
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>>511023713 (OP)
yeah I agree.
Anonymous ID: IMwEhOnrUnited States
7/22/2025, 8:06:14 AM No.511027768
>>511023713 (OP)
We would be flooded with millions of refugees and our stupid governments would let them in.