He’s a boomer but he fully agrees that us gen z have been given a shit hand and the economy is in ruins and that women are whores. But still despite having millions, being self made is importnst and that giving away is bad, it’s so contradictory but whatever. Anyway, I used phantom wallet to trade memecoins. Can you guys educate me on crypto and memecoins. Like what does mintable mean? I really want to turn this 6k into thousands if not millions. And I swear to GOD if I make a lot of money, I will send so much crypto to all you anons

>>511030325 (OP)
memecoins are scams dumbass

>>511030325 (OP)
6k per month right? just 6k is nothing lol, you can buy that suit and that glass in your pic maybe

>>511030384
Yea I know that … but I’m trying to profit as much as possible. I once put 240$ in a memecoin and I made 700$ in 1 hour

>>511030325 (OP)
Lol

>>511030325 (OP)
>>>/biz/
go ask those guys you're only wasting your time here.

>>511030656
Yea I know 6 k is nothing, that’s why I’m trying to make it big . Please help me

Here's you OP.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jEBnrzNuUSA

>>511030669
That's just gambling.

You can’t really do much with $6K. Even $100K isn’t a lot these days. Starting your own business might be a better move. With the new tariffs, now could be a good time to get into printing or machining.

>>511030325 (OP)
>Can you guys educate me on crypto and memecoins.

There are CEXs and DEXs, your Phantom Wallet is used to connect to a DEX and make transactions, put orders etc.

A DEX (decentralized exchange) is a place where you trade without relying on a third party. A CEX (centralized exchange) is a place where you trust the third party owns the exchange.

>>511030325 (OP)
Good luck on continuing being a broke ass

$6k is my monthly child support lol
you sound underage, I’d set the 6k in a savings account and use it to help you buy a car when you turn 16.

>>511031029
>>511030893
>>511030827
>>511031134
YOU GUYS ARE PISSING ME OFF, IM OP USING A VPN, CAN YOU JUST FOCUS ON WHAT I ASKED, I UNDERSTAND THE RISK ARE VERY HIGH, THATS WHY IM ASKING YOU GUYS, I WANT TO HAVE THE HIGHEST AWARD POSSIBLE WITH LITTLE RISK POSSIBLE. NOW TROUGH MEMECOINS AND CRYPTO IS THE ONLY WAY, tell me what to do. I 100% agree with all you guys. Anything under 1 million dollars is poor. You can’t even buy a house but please. Help
>>511031026
I knew that, thanks! Phantom has potential to getting scammed

>>511030769
order a sex doll from china, but make the face look like greta thurnberg, make sure they add asshole and when you stick it in robot tells HOW DARE YOU
then you go on craiglist and you rent yoursex doll for 50 dollars per hour, you will be a rich man in 4 years.

>>511031308
Buy 6k in gold
Or buy ar15 and lots ammo

>>511030325 (OP)
Buy a heavy-equipment operator training course + license.

>>511030656
you can also do a conversion to judaism for 900usd, then rest of 4100 you use for good lawyer when you provoked others into being "antisemitic". with this method you will also be rich, but maybe faster, it depends how fast the court works, but you can do more lawsuits while you wait for first one, also easy start with 6k.

>>511031308
> YOU GUYS ARE PISSING ME OFF
You will never be a woman.
Well not for 6k anyway

>>511030769
There is a 90's teen comedy script in here somewhere.

>>511030769
or maybe you could invest 6k into fake syrian passport, then you go to europe and get assylum, now you have free apartment and 2000 usd monthly, you can deal drugs and not work, also in 4 years you can be rich, problem here is you need to apply self tan skin creme daily or it wont work if you are too pale and blonde.

>>511030769
or invest all 6k into anal dilators, practice for 2 years and then explode online as being the record breaking asshole that can swallow anything, go on world tour putting huge stuff in your ass to get 2 days of internet viral fame, then use this to go on podcasts and make 500 million dollars, or you can just do a twitch stream about politics and vidya.

>>511030769
start a political party for pedophiles, you already have entire system set up to support you and all the strongest funders will shower you with billions, just make sure to do it in the USA, pedo protection is strongest there. make it YOUNG AMERICANS FIRST party, fourth party, youngest, strongest.

>>511030769
start a "trading" channel, rent ferrarri and expensive shit, record yourself as rich know it all, then sell trading tips to morons, never show them what you trade or how, just show them how you are rich and they can be also if they buy your courses, books, 1on1 trainings etc, very important is that you never actually trade yourself this is for idiots, you are just making money on trading idiots.

>>511030769
buy bike cart stand from alibaba, buy cheap shit like lemonade and sandwitches, drive your mobile shop to place where there is a ton of hungry and thirsty people with nothing close, set up shop in middle of them, charge a little bit more, profit.
drive home, clean cart, start tomorrow. later buy more carts and hire teens to drive. expand. then start dealing drugs from carts.

>>511030769
become buddist monk and realize money and desires are just paths to suffering, leave 6k, go to buddist monastery, become monk, reach nirvana, you are now richer than anyone who uses money. boom

>>511030769
use all these tips from the thread to make chapters of a book "HOW TO GET RICH FROM JUST 6000USD"
use AI to expand upon all posts, put it together, publish, sell to idiots who think they can get rich with just 6000usd, wow you just got rich with just 6000usd, paradox

Yes of course sir, my name is John from Nashville. I teaching you how to make big profits. But first I need you to tell me they key of your wallet. If that is not possible. You must send the crypto to this address.

1ELuzDP8LefCF7YYDjfyaGv6ay7Tj5TGWC

>>511030769
make a specialized rainbow rope factory and then market adds only on trans sites, sure the rope will be 3x times overpriced, but it will be right there for them and it is in cool rainbow colours, you just sit there and let nature make you rich.

>>511030769
make a black power soap and cleaner, so you want to market normal soaps as racist because the foam is white, add charcoal to your product, foam will be black, now you market this soap to black people as proud melaninated soap and if they use white foam cleaning products they are not real blacks. you monopolize all black foam cleaning products as you grow.

>>511030769
create super strong skin bleacher that is extremely effective, but unhealthy, then go to africa and sell them get white creme.

Eigen

>>511030325 (OP)
>6000$
Whoa! That would have been impressive! In 2015...
Dude, c'mon lmao

>>511030325 (OP)
How to get mildly well off with $6000:
>Go to Facebook Marketplace.
>Buy an old Ford Ranger, a lawnmower, weedwacker and some basic hand tools.
>Buy one of those Sthl blower guns.
>Go to sign shop.
>Get some small signs and a magnet sign for the side of your truck. “Anons’s Landscape and Property Maintenance”
>Put signs all over the fucking place.
>Wait for wealthy boomers to call.
>Charge $40/hr to do yard work.

>>511030325 (OP)
Understand the basics of investment trading first. The elite do not neglect basics. No trick questions. Let's take two stocks. One is cola, the other hot chicken soup. Which of these will sell better in summer Therefore which stock goes up in value? This is just baseline for seeing if you are sane.

>>511032549
kek, what is this memecoin called? workcoin?

>>511032684
>what is this memecoin called? workcoin?
KEEEK

>>511030325 (OP)
>goonfest 2025: the $6000
PARTY AT OP'S HOUSE

>>511030325 (OP)
You ever think God doesn't want niggers on this board to have money???
You'd have to make a more personal vow to God to have a chance.
Just put it in Bitcoin and watch it grow

>>511030325 (OP)
Burn it all on hookers and blow and then throw yourself from a bridge

>>511031984
(ರ_•́)

>>511033164
>Farris Zoomers Goon Day

>>511031308
>I WANT TO HAVE THE HIGHEST AWARD POSSIBLE WITH LITTLE RISK POSSIBLE. NOW TROUGH MEMECOINS AND CRYPTO IS THE ONLY WAY,
No such thing.
If we knew about something like that we would be rich and not tell you.

>>511030769
SAAR I MAKE IT BIG I BECOME BIG SHOT I FUCK YOUR MUDDER BLOODY BASTARD SAAAAR

>>511033833
Probably some jeet that is realizing he can't afford living in the first world on a third world salary, shocker!
I can barely do it and I'm White.