If trooning out was the only way to avoid getting drafted, would you consider it?

No. But I can’t get drafted anyway.

>>511039796 (OP)
no, i'd smear feces on the conscription papers stick the papers to the pigs faces and watch them squeal.

>>511039796 (OP)
It is never going to be the only way, so I am not going to entertain this hypothetical.

>>511040070
then I'd start pissing on them while they're in a state of shock

Plot twist spoil your amber alert alert. I'm not doing any of your faggot shit.

>>511039796 (OP)
Do I just have to identify as a tranny or do I actually have to take titty-skittles and chop off my dick and such?
If I have to physically mutilate myself anyway I might as well just put my foot on a rail-track and wait for a train.

>>511039796 (OP)
>if
It's not.

>>511039796 (OP)
It's a no brainer, but unfortunately it doesn't work

>>511039796 (OP)
How far down the rabbit-hole would I have to go?

>511039796
>unrealistic hypothetical
all fields

>>511040192
Pretty deep brother, otherwise you're in a van to the front line with swarming drones

>>511040317
yikerinos scooby doo

>>511039796 (OP)
Polish draft will involve AI

Away from public eye there was an interparty conference and report supporting reinstating draft in Poland. Compulsory military service was described as "reinforcement of national spirit" and opposing "extreme individualism". The report says Poles need to be ready to "make sacrifices" for the state.
Funny enough the report was made by think tank headed by a group of "experts" and military officials but also two Ukrainian ministers kek. Draft is to include everyone(including women) over the age of 19, and will be automatically allocated using digital ID called mObywatel. Vice Prime Minister Kosiniak Kamysz said AI systems will be used to categorize "volunteers". While the authors want it to be compulsory, they assure only volunteers will be drafted and you don't have to serve in military at all, you can work in fire department or help elderly ;)
To facilitate the military draft, digital ID mObywatel application will be made compulsory and AI systems will apply health category to each citizen.

https://wschodniaflanka.pl/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/SLUZBA_E_BOOK.pdf

>>511040170
I'd imagine you would need to go full titty skittles at least. They might not make you chop your cock off but you would need evidence of hormone treatment.

>>511040070
>>511040130
"Yeah so then he stuffed his paperwork down his britches and started wriggling them up in his buttcrack. He came at me like he was going to stick 'em to my face, and I completely shut down. I just had no idea how to react at all, it was totally inconceivable, completely outside the bounds of my imagination. I was still stuttering in shock when he unzipped his pants and started urinating on me. Why didn't anyone warn me that being a conscription officer would be so icky?"

>>511042436
Press gangers don't talk like that. He would just clock you in the face