Thread 511044582

because of feminism they believe cooking is beneath them. so instead they're ordering microwave dinners through the mail. the modern woman does nothing except work a corporate job and rent men to do everything else in her life.

>>511044582 (OP)
Who hurt you?

>>511044582 (OP)
Are you retarded? You prefer your woman to waste her time at he fucking kitchen instead of working out her butt in the gym, or visiting a beauty salon, or educating herself so that she can understand you?

>>511044582 (OP)
I'm not paying that much for goyslop and kaffirslop. Halal only

>>511045000
>working out her butt in the gym
being a housewife is the workout. the shit girls wear in the gym leaves absolutely zero to the imagination.

>>511044751
he was just stating an objective fact. you sound defensive

>>511044582 (OP)
Good. They're useless at it anyway.

>>511044582 (OP)
The internet has ruined women. They think 100 pathetic simps telling them they're cute every day is a career now.

>>511044582 (OP)
I don't get how people can waste money on this trash, it taste like shit and its extremely soggy and its not even enough to feed you. An African would still be starving after they ate this.

>>511045888 Most women burn food nowadays and don't know how to add spices with not enough salt.

>>511044582 (OP)
But I can and when I tell them it's a huge turn off.

>>511044751
>Who hurt you?
>flag
Question and anon are binned.

I would try factor if they weren't so expensive.
I imagine it being convenient to have ready to eat meals but the prices though.. Did factor miss the memo that we're in a recession?
I can barely afford groceries but least I still can

>>511044582 (OP)
Get a grill and grill or smoke chicken or pork. I just did pork tenderloins on the smoker. They usually come in a 2 pack, so I cut them in half so I had 4 tenderloins, then seasoned each one different, so you could pick all sorts of different flavored pork medallions. They were so tender and juicy it was crazy. I used
Sweet Rub o Mine
Blues Hog
Chicago Steak seasoning
and Trager all purpose
I liked Chicago steak seasoning the best. Then we had a big salad to go with. I make Ceasar because I hate cutting up veggies, deal with it.

>>511044582 (OP)
Just because you hang out with loser women who cant cook doesnt mean that no woman on earth can cook. Stop getting all your information off of reddit and go outside

>>511046727
>I would try factor if they weren't so expensive.
from what i've seen in terms of pricing, you might as well go to a restaurant instead of having meals delivered to you. some of the girls i've worked with would order a salad, eat half at work and save the rest for dinner. $15 each day for not even being able to mix lettuce and a protein.

>>511044582 (OP)
They actually paying slave labor Mexican/Chinese women who are packaging that slop. Whores need to beaten into submission.

>>511044582 (OP)

I'm a woman and an excellent cook

>>511047275
>Just because you hang out with loser women who cant cook doesnt mean that no woman on earth can cook. Stop getting all your information off of reddit and go outside
my wife cooks and cleans. i cook too, but when i was dating most girls scoffed at the idea of cooking.

>>511044582 (OP)
> cooked for myself for years
> la chica esposa can't cook for shit
Laundry, cleaning, dishwashing, taking out the trash is not my fucking problem anymore.

>>511047324
>I'm a woman and an excellent cook
how much do you weigh? height? where are you on the 10 scale?

>>511047813

Im 5'9" and I weigh 150 lbs

>>511047324
tits or gtfo

>>511047287
True and restaurants are too expensive as it is.
I get the impression that factor is trying to take over the culinary market with ((convenience)) to your door. Remember globalhomo's dream?
>You will own nothing and be happy
I get the impression that they want to be a part of a global lockdown as we're easier to monitor when we're all locked behind walls, willingly..
I've also seen bitches do the same here, buy a salad, eat half and save the rest for dinner, pathetic

>>511047866
heavy for a girl. rate yourself out of 10.

>>511044582 (OP)
How do I woo a lass with my homemade chili?

>>511044582 (OP)
Buy an ad, nigger

>>511048206
>How do I woo a lass with my homemade chili?
you can't go straight in on chili. that comes later in the relationship. if you do chili you can do a homemade pasta sauce with spaghetti and a salad on the side.

>>511045888
Women have never really known how to cook, they just used to do it as it made "sense" to include it as "household" work, but yeah I'd never trust a woman to cook for me

>>511048647
Would pesto be a good shittest?

>>511046107
Factor is made is smaller portions because they are designed with portion control in mind, retard.

Don't be such a fatty. Also, if you use the microwave (for anything) you deserve to be soggy

>>511048785
>Would pesto be a good shittest?
i prefer it on sandwiches. with a little mayo. not a fan of it with pasta.

but seriously, if you just meet a girl she's not going to come to your house right away or eat any food you made until she trusts you. you've got to take her to a few nice restaurants first.

>>511044751
First post worst post
Fippy wippy

>>511044582 (OP)
Modern women don't even have a tail.

>>511048787
>if you use the microwave (for anything) you deserve to be soggy
so just eat leftovers cold? i'm not reheating everything on the stove and having to wash pots and pans again.

>>511049596
I'm just not going to invite her fatty gatekeeper friend to taste test my cooking for poison is the thing

>>511044582 (OP)
They think everything is beneath them

>>511050653
>I'm just not going to invite her fatty gatekeeper friend to taste test my cooking for poison is the thing
fatty gatekeeper friend is funny but your sentence confuses me. the fatty gave you the green light so you're good to go? and are just going to ditch the fatty?

>>511044582 (OP)
Cooking meat destroys nutrient namely protein. This is why every single gymcel uses drugs

>>511044582 (OP)
Why this over a frozen dinner for 2 bucks

>>511046727
It's an investment scam. The high prices make the thing seem like a gold mine

>>511044751
Probably his single mom. There's millions of boys who start life behind the 8 ball because they are being raised by a single mom.

>>511048787
It's designed with portion size in mind because they're trying to maximize their profits you gullible tard

>>511044582 (OP)
Yeah, fefails are fucking worthless.
I had one argue that I could do all those things.
Yes, but if you add nothing and subtract much why do I let you stay here?
That made the roastgroids seethe so hard they spammed report on my entire post history on Yulesday.
Anyway, we have AI and instant pots so who cares?

>>511047444
The shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

>>511044582 (OP)
>they believe cooking is beneath them
This is what puzzles me about (((feminism))) the most. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. are basic life skills that any adult needs in order to function outside of mommy's basement.
I get that it's a jew psyop, but why did millions of women hear that and agree instead of going
>wait a minute, i need to eat, i need clean clothes, this is stupid and i'm going to ignore it
Are women really this incapable of critical thought?

>>511051319
>It's an investment scam. The high prices make the thing seem like a gold mine
if you invest in this shit you deserve to lose your money. it's like investing in an energy drink. the market is already saturated.

>>511048206
You don't. She either wants you to fuck her raw, or she thinks you're some hideous fucking subhuman gremlin. There is no in-between with women.

>>511048787
I get it. You don't always have electricity running at the favela. 1st world nations have no trouble powering their microwaves though.

>>511045888
CHECKED!

>>511051743
>Are women really this incapable of critical thought?
women are in a state of constant group-think. women get together and talk about their problems and act on the consensus of the group. meanwhile i can't think of a single time i've gone to one of my buddies for advice. nor have they come to me for advice. it's just all like 'hey let's go fishing next weekend' then 'oh after we're done fishing let's take the dirt bikes out' then 'oh jason's bike needs some work' then 'ok we'll fix jasons bike then go dirtbiking!'

>>511052441
christ this is how wife beaters are made. if that was my wife i would just be like 'fuck it i'm making my own dinner'. this video could be a troll though.

>>511052713
Only times I ask for advice is when I don't understand the subject or can't choose between two or more options.
Even then, once I have the information I will pick something and go.
>>511053023
It's a fefail, they really do be this retarded.
Makes avoiding them a lot easier.

>>511052441
depraved

>>511052441
Outrage bait

Because if she cooks anything i will bitch and moan until she has a nervous breakdown

>>511044582 (OP)
Nuked beef is nasty.
Grill that shit the right way.
No ketchup.

>>511052441
That pizza is an abomination.
If my girlfriend made food that horrible, I'd force her to eat it. Every last bite.

>>511053023
There really are women that stupid.
Basically most of them.
My ex burned water. I used to think that kind of shit was a meme.
Now she's my ex.
My current girlfriend is chubby, but holy shit can she cook a good meal. She also has amazing tits and a magical vagina that feels virginal everytime we fuck.

>>511044582 (OP)
cooking is enjoyable and I can make delicious, nourishing meals for about 30 dollars a week every week

its unbelievable how cheap raw ingredients are and how bread, pasta, tortillas, stocks, soups, caseroles are pennies on the dollar compared to (((brand products)))

literally the most expensive foods you can buy aside from going to a restaurant are like pre-made frozen slop

>>511055612
Knowing how unhinged women are nowadays I would not be surprised if she stabs you in your sleep for noticing the pink in the chicken stir fry

>>511055948
>My current girlfriend is chubby, but holy shit can she cook a good meal. She also has amazing tits and a magical vagina that feels virginal everytime we fuck.
i had a fwb that was like 55. we agreed to not fuck anyone else but i still fucked other girls. she looked fat in clothes but when she was naked she had a flat stomach. it was just the big ass and tits that threw me off. we would go out for a few drinks and afterwards i could actually fuck her for an hour and then when we woke up we'd fuck again. i had a good thing going with her but had to move away.

>>511044751
>fag flag
Statement discarded, faggot.

>>511045888
>Check'd and Truthpilled
They should be there for plating and washing dishes. Maybe baking if they're not a total child.
>>511046278
They have no taste aside from the sharpest ends of the palate. All they eat is over salted starch and sweets.
>>511052441
I shat myself just watching this. GOO!

>>511047324
>1pbtid
Tits or GTFO.

>>511056148
cooking your own food is a massive chore if you're not prepared. mise en place. have everything ready for the meal tonight and while that's cooking prepare for the meal the next night.

>>511044582 (OP)
There's no such thing as "can't cook".
You might not become a saucier or some other fancy shit, but everyone can cook some baseline recipes.
It's as easy as following the 6-7 lines of instructions that are in there.
It's not that they can't cook, it's that they don't want to cook because they are lazy beyond belief.