Thread 511047253

Early Edition

Come watch niggers beg for freedom

Stream- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtOze_CHZI

1st for Steve Hoyle

5 parole cases today, plus least 4 revocations to start out with
>Steve Hoyle mentioned

TYB

We taking piss tests today lol

>>511047253 (OP)
TYB!

WHO WAS CAMERA

>>511047253 (OP)
TYB
mornin' frens

Bumping for visiblity

TYB

Motorola is rocking a top-knot. Must be a samurai.

i find this niggers act to be completely believable

>i guess it's your job to be there
fucking lol prator

>kinda like walking through time herr
prator just gets better and better

>headbutted niece
this guy is a real winner

More problems with vindictive baby-mommas
Or maybe this guy's just full of shit , IDK

>>511047253 (OP)
>NO SIR NO SIR THAT NEVVA HAPPENED
>SHE THE REASON I IN JAIL NO SIR
>I DINDU HIT MAH SISTER WITH NO TIRE IRON

Good morning frens, how are you doing today? I am stuck at work, so no LPBG for me today, I hope you have good fun.

>>511048233
kek. And there is someone there named Ursula

>>511048277
mornin fren. i hope work goes well.

>All this stuff is lies
For once, I agree
Everything they say is a lie

>>511047987
Good morning Fren! Hope you're well!

holy shit what the fuck is wrong with her mouth?

>All deez alizations
Geezuz
Black, white, or other. If you're on parole stay away from women. Simple as.

>>511048313
>accurizations

>>511048277
Checked. How's it going Algerianfren?

prator is a gem

CHIRP

**CHIRP**

CHIRP ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE GOT A CHIRP!
>>511048277
GM algerianon, have a good day! We'll hold down the fort here

>>511048433
Checked!

WAS THAT A FUCKING CHIRP

How many baby mommas does this guy have? Even Prator is getting confused

>>511047987
morning.

How we feeling anons? Is iPad guilty? Motorola moto G brought in the motive with the dead ma's estate.

>>511048532
I just heard that ceiling bird as well.

now this is what a revocation hearing should look like

fucking lol stereotypes are not born in a vacuum frens

that is the number one take away from these streams

WE GOT A CHIRPER

>Open stream
>Immediate chirp

10/10

>>511048593
Good morning Fren! Hope your well. Look at Motorola niggers head and prepare to be amazed.

>>511048593
gm vietanon. All niggers are guilty

prators years as a cop dealing with this shit on the regular really shine through at times like these

I need a mush mouth translator frens

Shouldn't have boogered things up, coon.

>>511048709
That single swirly ice cream cone is straight out of a comic strip, legitimately impressed.
>>511048770
>All niggers are guilty
I thought iPad was traditionally a white name

Mini Chimp out

WE GOT A RUNNER

that last bitch talks like Lok Dog in fucking Don't Be A Menace

Bit slow to react there.

I missed the first one Joseph Hagan can I get a QRD

>>511049015
auntie whats her face lost it at the end

>>511049077
Checked. Muh system

>>511049086
white guy beating people with his fists after they let him out his cage

>>511049105
>Auntie Motorolda G
REVOKED? HOW MUCH TIME THAT BE IF REVOKED?

I love the little "what dat mean?" comments we sometimes get right at the end

>>511049155
Aww a foighter eh

>>511049086
>>511049155
>white guy beating people with his fists after they let him out his cage
Also having trouble keeping a job because he had to go every week for a piss test

>get paroled
>hang around trouble making family and vindictive baby mama
>get hemmed up
>I don't understand the system mane
When you get put on parole you live like a fucking hermit, work, eat, sleep repeat until you're off the leash.

Hello, Caylin. Might I offer you my seed?

Hi Caylin

WHERE IS BOOBANON?!? Or doodleanon?

>>511047253 (OP)
>Hello Zoom JJIC could you please find a white person to click the microphone button on the computer? Is there a white person near you?

Dat ceiling bird be chirpin

>>511049422
She looks like Princess Fiona

>>511049474
Keked!

I assume she is here to advocate to let this nigger back out on the street?

>>511049413
lol this. you don't fuck around. you don't take chances. you play it fucking safe and get through it.

>>511049536
OPD is likely "Office of Public Defenders"
So yes.

>baby mama drama
>at a childrens hospital

>>511049536
OPD = Orleans Public Defender
So yeah, she's going to advocate for release

Fistfight in a hospital at 3am

Aw come on. They are just fucking with us now. A grown ass nigger in a children's hospital?

>>511049536
>OPD
das k'rekt

>>511049599
>>511049623
He looks like the type of asshole who beats his bitch in public spaces
It's wild but you have guys who will rough a woman up no matter the place.

>>511049536
Definitely fucked him

Is Caylin is fucking that nigger?

>>511049795
Totally agree Fren!

Keep it brief, proceeds to ramble about nothing whatsoever.

>>511047253 (OP)
>not responding in the manner that he did.
The proper term is "a niggeristic manner" Ms. Grosse

>>511049631
Let me show you the inside of the mind of a nigger
>kid isn't his
>he either had to drive GF and kid to hospital or he was forced to come along
>he was probably pouting like a child
>when staff or the girlfriend said something to him he chimped out
And judging by Caylin's defense for him that's what happened. He had a tantrum in a children's hospital and took it out on his bitch.

>>511049795
>>511049830
a lot of lawyer's first job out of school is at the public defenders office. she has a legal obligation as an officer of the court to put on the best defense she can for this animal. maybe she's a conservative in private life. maybe in 30 years she'll be a conservative lawyer or judge. or maybe she's just a coalburning whore.

This controlling out emotions defense is not a good one.
You're a grown ass man. Act like you have some fucking sense and not beat up on your bitch or attack hospital staff.
Lock em up.

>>511049995
I'm fucking exhausted Fren. Beyond fatigued.

>>511050002
No she's fucking him.

>>511050002
>public defenders office.
OPD is a law firm. Not a public defenders office of the government like you're thinking
it's sneaky. a law firm that calls themselves Orleans Public Defenders

>>511049995
The other part of Caylin's defense is "The prosecutor didn't press charges therefore it didn't happen"
She didn't actually deny what happened, she just said "Well if something did happen, shouldn't X have happened?"

It's how they lie while still telling the truth

>>511050117
It's such a common thing too.
They act like big children.

imagine if we spent a third of these resources supporting White families and right wing artists

>>511050163
How do you get to fuck an inmate, anyway?
Asking for a friend

>accused her of looking at the doctor's dick
Penis envy much?

>>511050180
i see. very sneaky indeed

He's middle schooler in a big nigger's body
They're literally children having children

>>511050286
Lawyers have special privileges while visiting prison. Just get a online degree then your Fren can bang all the female inmates under the guise of justice for all.

>>511050349
Jewish funded operation probably. Staffed mostly by pretty girls fresh out of law school with bleeding hearts for the poor oppressed peoples of color systematically held down by the racisms

>>511050286
I'd like to know, too

>>511050412
Well his bitch is a teacher according to this nigger.

>>511050245
a third would probably be enough to solve all of white america's problems. nigger consume resources at a rate as wildly disproportionate as the crimes they commit

Ghettos are a thing of the past.

Tons of African Americans have entered into the middle and upper classes

>>511050530
You're wrong

Black people pay the taxes for whitey's EBT cards

>>511050478
Mein Gott!

They need to go stare at some doctor dick.

Remember to filter the spamming racebaiter

chucky is going to explain how to beat a woman so that she doesn't go to the hospital until after you're in jail for something else

America's ghettos are in decline because so many African-Americans are getting educated and moving into the middle class and the affluent class

uh oh Chuck is going to want this one free

>>511047253 (OP)
Imagine posting that on your computer just because an African-american coworker got the raise that you wanted.

>>511050182
Good point

That was quick

absoloof

This black guy saves more lives and makes far more money than the average white /pol/ack

That was a quick sexecutive

He need them classes

How does Chucky persuade the others so easily?

Over 77% of black american families are two-parent black american families

>>511050761
They just looked at eachother and agreed the crazy bitch made everything up.
>No abuse caught on cameras or seen by witnesses in a busy hospital
>Broke her nose after he was more than a week in Jail

This black guy saved whitey's life instead of trying to steal whitey's wallet

The amount of black Americans in generational ghetto poverty is at record lows

>>511050805
Maybe he was getting so pissy about getting shot down yesterday they let him call in a freebie or two

Only around 0.001% of black Americans actually act like the nog meme

OHHHH is Caylin going to be with us awhile?

>>511050622
stella is so fucking annoying. I hope that tranny finds a bridge soon

>>511050984
>You have to let a nigger out now and then or I'll tell the press you're all racists.

>>511050180
they actually are the official public defender's office for Orleans Parish
https://www.statepublicdefender.la.gov/district-offices/district-41/

https://thelensnola.org/2022/11/28/proposed-2023-budget-close-to-providing-funding-parity-between-new-orleans-da-public-defenders-following-2020-ordinance/

>>511050002
>a lot of lawyer's first job out of school is at the public defenders office
true
>or maybe she's just a coalburning whore.
does this look like a whore to you?! I'm in love anons

>>511051121
I stand corrected. It sure seems like a jewish op. maybe it is just officially

>>511051069
I'm not transgender

I'm a heterosexual black guy who's posting about the reality of Black America

>>511047416
>4th DUI
They're gonna meme on this retard.

Most real life Black Americans don't act like the nog meme

>>511051188
Checked. She's quite lovely but still I wonder about why she's advocating for freeing niggers. There are plenty of other lawyer jobs a new lawyer can find which doesn't involve dealing with feral niggers

>>511051310
That may be true but most black Americans who make an appearance in /lpbg/ do.

>>511051215
they definitely operate differently than the public defenders from other parishes

>>511051382
I know firsthand that black Americans don't act stereotypically ghetto

>>511051121
this is where Caylin is from. same as the office you posted?
https://www.opdla.org/our-people

>>511051425
I think so too.
https://www.opdla.org/

>>511051456
Ghetto stereotypes aren't real

Go outside

Most black people are normal

This is pretty interesting ameribros. How long is the wait between hearings normally?

Remember anons, Caylin's got your back

>>511051427
I'm not going to argue with you bro but pull up a chair and stay a while, see some counter-examples.

>>511051510
>How long is the wait between hearings normally?
Usually only a minute or two, sometimes it's 5ish
It's usually longer when they have to change the jail they're talking to, or when there are a lot of people who want to speak for/against the inmate

>>511051590
Caylin's food stamps are paid for by productive black taxpayers

The inmates and the staff dress alike

>>511051611
Or maybe Prator needs snacks or Meemaw has to take a shit.

>>511051611
Thanks fren I should've been more patient

>>511051607
You're talking to a spammer/bot, and likely a tranny
Just ignore it and keep watching the show

>>511051456
I never really got why the watermelon and fried chicken thing is considered that offensive.
I enjoy both of those things, it's not like the jeet memes of eating literal shit

>>511051429
yep. hit that little down arrow and you can send her a marriage proposal

>>511051719
We do have occasional "Boomer Tech" moments like this one, which can be frustrating

>>511051121
>>511051429
>>511051821
Don't dox my gf

Aquidisidations mentioned!!!

>>511051836
>7 minutes to unmute
>45 seconds of hearing

Ok, finally into the Parole hearings
First contestant
>06 THOMAS, WARREN S 00487783 B/M 01/18/1980 RPM 11/08/2025
> CDO SPD 03 04/17/2025
> 392283 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE
3rd felony offender, and he stole a car

>>511051719
Your patience will be rewarded. Order a pizza and get comfy.

>>511052123
Where does the term "grand theft auto" come from? Not Louisiana I guess. Anyone know?

>>511052163
I'm brewing a cuppa if you want one

>>511051607
That is most likely Stella that you're responding to, but that vile degenerate isn't tripfagging ATM. Don't feed it yous.

>>511052234
Im puzzled by the term as well Fren.

>>511052234
It's from a game I'm pretty sure

Why are all the defendants black?

>>511052234
i would just take a guess that it's a lawyer way of differentiating misdemeanor and felony theft. like petty larceny and grand larceny.

>>511052564
systemic racism. colonialism. reasons such as those

>>511052500
That term is older than that....
>Grand Theft:
This is the broader legal term for the theft of property (including vehicles) above a certain value, as defined by state law.
Auto (or Automobile):
This specifies that the stolen property is a vehicle.
Law Enforcement Jargon:
The term "grand theft auto" likely gained traction within law enforcement as a quick way to refer to the crime, especially when dealing with the theft of cars, which can be a serious issue.

So, who keeps fucking things up today?? Is Chuck in charge of scheduling?

>>511052386
>>511052234
i dunno who first came up with it but it was used in lots of places in the past. it's sorta rare nowadays. most places have changed how seriously they take car theft from pretty lax to more serious to back to pretty lax. in general, grand theft is theft of goods worth more than a certain dollar amount. cars are almost always worth more than that amount so a number of jurisdictions came up with a special charge for it so they could apply different penalties for it than other kinds of theft. a lot of places still have laws roughly equivalent to grand theft auto but they call them more modern legalise sounding names. "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle" is a pretty common one.

More snacks needed.

>>511052650
go away grok
>>511052680
Wasn't chuck black last hearing?

>>511052234
i think its grand theft - auto
grand theft being theft over X dollar value and auto being the type

>>511052282
I actually saw him commenting in one of Mandoo's live streams one time.

>>511052740
I don't use shitter, Fren. But yeah I Jewggled it.

mornin niggers.
hope it's a nice day of hearings.

What the fuck is going on here

>>511052767
Who is Mandoo? Sounds faggy.

louisianana is the dumbest state in the country

>>511050714
>>511050755
>>511050829
>>511050879
>>511050921
>>511051023
>>511051226
>>511051310
>>511051427
>>511051502

>>511052824
Morning muh negroid! How's it going?

>>511052872
youtuber that posts clips of these hearings for his fan base of bored true crime fan housewives
he is indeed a faggot

>>511052929
on leave today. going to visit some historical sites in DC tomorrow. pretty excited.

if you're gonna use the self defense excuse you really can't be unsure or "i guess"ing about it. you have to say you DEFINITELY were in fear for yourself or others.

>>511052885
Please don't respond to that degenerate. It's most likely Stella, except it's not tripfagging. Don't feed it any yous. It just shits up the comfiest thread on this shit hole.

>>511052970
Offfff

What do you guys reckon the teardrop tattoo means on a doughy young white boy? Was he getting cornholed?

>>511053010
the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum is one of the best visits in DC. TONS of cool shit to see.

>>511053010
watch out for the niggers down there. It is literally a hellscape of neo-liberal faggots and violent coons. The architecture is at least nice

>>511053010
On leave? Are you in the armed forces?
>t. Former zogbot. USAF 1984-1992

>>511053126
oh and the Smithsonian Natural History Museum is good too. Teddy Roosevelt himself shot a lot of the animals they have stuffed on display.

>>511052872
>>511052970
He occasionally does some good follow up work
Free my man Gentile (short weird hearing) https://youtu.be/5BrTDMuDPcg?t=5633
Mandoo gentile comp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajo-GxeuPTM&t

>>511053270
Thanks fren. I'll check it out

>>511053270
It's because of Mandoo that the parole board had to unprivate the hearings on their youtube channel. respect for that

>>511053126
I'll keep that in mind, thanks anon. and animals shot by my favorite president? sold!
>>511053181
god fuckin damn it i hate them so much
>>511053205
current zogbot. i hit 20 in less than two years. i'm guessing on leave isnt a term civilians use.

>>511052564
Strictly economic and societal reasons.

>>511053126
When is the last time you visited the Air and Space museum?
I was there a few years ago, they removed all the cool shit, everything is pro-fag, pro-nigger liberal propaganda. The entrance to the Wright Brother's exhibit has a giant sign claiming that the Wright brother's didn't do anything and all the credit goes to their sister who was a super girl boss. I went there with my Nephew and was so sad because it used to be such a cool place as a kid but not its literally just for NPR homosexual propaganda to be displayed

>>511053447
Weird I thought you guys all lived in the same economy and society

>>511053458
similar thing happened with the National WWII museum in New Orleans.
You'd thing a bunch of niggers and women won the war buy cooking and filing papers.

>>511053458
it's been decades. i'm sad to hear that. i knew the Smithsonian was fagged and niggered up especially the American History museum but i didn't think they'd manage to screw up the airplanes and spaceships. a real shame. it was great back then.

>>511053404
Yeah, when you said on leave that's what prompted me to ask if your military. What branch?

Rolling for Lula to crash.

>says actions speak louder than words
>won't shut the fuck up

Lula's driving

This nigga speaks in commas

Is Elizabeth this guy's gf?

>>511053837
Plus he can barely read and has a mush mouf.

>>511053793
navy. on subs, i liked it.
but now im on a boat with women and uppity mulattos.
i've just quit caring and waiting to get out.

>certified forklifter
free this man immediately

>certified forklifter
FREE THIS NIGGER

>>511053901
I think so

>>511053843
Fucking kek

>tattoo removal on face
jesus christ

>>511053937
Sweet! Hope all goes well for you.

>tattoo removal on his face
That unironically gets him some points with me. I'd have a hard time doing any favors for somebody with face tattoos if I was on the board.

>>511053937
many such cases. still sad to hear though. can't say i blame you.

>>511054000
Checked. WTF?!? They have tatoo removal services?!?

>>511053981
He can barely read how the fuck did he complete his ticket

Can't remove the Mark of Cain though

And who is paying for the removal of these face tattoos?
Wow I'm surprised it's NOT the taxpayers.

She's fucking that negro.

>>511053991
lmao is it just me or is she making faces while this girl next to him is talking? Like this bitch better not be fuckin my man

>>511054118
its done with lasers and it's very painful.

I thought he was bringing back the "Country Grammar Nelly" look with the bandaid.

>>511053937
>navy. on subs, i liked it.
Oh damn, that is interesting. Good for you anon.

>>511054133
Checked. His niggerbabble and non reading skills aren't an issue when he's forklifter certified.

>>511054214
>>511054208
Not just me, then. Lol...

>>511054165
Amazing joke lmao

>>511053126
I tried to go a few months ago, line wrapped around the building and the line was only for people who had a reservation.
>>511053458
Didn't get in last time, but saw this trend in the National History Museum.

Lucky guy to have an ogre as a girlfren

i'd hate to see what a nigger and a bobs burgers character's kid looks like

>>511054270
Give him a list of shit to load and he'd be lost. You'd have to sit there and direct him like a fucking Muppet

LOL thats his son?! Did he have him at 12?

Did Lula dox her own phone number with her zoom name?

This kid's been smoking a blunt hasn't he?

Prator is fed up with camera movers. New euphemism.

FO DA YUTH

>>511054412
Doesn't matter. He's forklifter certified.

>>511054433
kek yes
>>511054451
One fatter than he is
>jus wun mah pops to be hum

>>511054433
Oh shit, you might be right. 985 area code is in LA lol

>like
>umm
>like
>so
>umm
>like
>so
>you know
>let muh nigga free

>>511053458
A lot of the good shit has been moved to Udvar-Hazy out near the Dulles airport
They've got an SR-71, the Enola Gay, and of course the Space Shuttle Discovery

Driving.
Add it to the list

Not safe.

LULU RISING

Oh God she's going to babble for the next 5 minutes isn't she

Someone call her bet she'll pick up

she's got a good point but she's doing a shit ass job of making it.

holy shit i can't even begin to spell how he failed to pronounce "negligent" just then

How the fuck did he just pronounce "negligent" lmao

20 years and he's served 4. No way he gets out right

Negjulint homocide

>>511047253 (OP)
>the reason they gave me 20 years was because of my past, if it weren't for that I'd be home already
THE NIGGERS ARE LEARNING!!!!

Lula is back on the road. it would be funny if she crashed on the stream

>>511054871
Chucky will vote to grant parole, Sheriff and Memaw will vote to denied.

did he just say if he was killed he wouldnt be here talking to the judges?

>>511054954
Rolling ...

>>511054954
She's ubering some nigger somewhere.

>>511054931
another fifty or a hundred generations and they might even qualify as human

>>511054961
How can he even apply for parole he's served less than a quarter of his sentence

>Who buried the body?
Uh, um, well, uh, ma'am, uh, I was just present

He's cooked

>>511055034
1 star, no tip

Plot twist....they fed the body to pibbles

>WELL WHAT HAD HAPPEN WUZ
just kill this nigger after this spectacle is over.

>>511055077
He a good boy
He gettin his life on track

he talks as if he's experiencing rubber banding irl

Dindu nuffin

>>511051226
so basically a bunch of nigger delusion WE WUZZING while leaching off the white man.

checks out.

>>511055035
He also noticed the person in authority was about to speak but was cut off because of the delay. This might be the smartest nigger.
>>511055157
he just like the itty bitty spider

>1 year of a 20

Done and dusted.

>>511055306
DENIED

chucky is such a wildcard sometimes

>>511055306
How can he even waste time with requesting parole this early. It boggles the mind

>>511055414
I am saving that Apu kek

>>511055501
He probably finiggled his way into some bs program/way of getting it done.

>>511055501
I think the prison just lets them know as soon as they are eligible to apply for parole, they shove some paperwork in front of them and then the nigger puts his monkey paw on the paper and they just file it.
We have had cases where the inmate doesn't even remember requesting parole and they are totally confused as to why they are there.

>>511055501
I don't remember anything like 1 of 20 before. His optimism is off the charts.

Last night I was LARPing on chatgpt telling it that I was in Angola and using the phone I keep hidden in my ass, and making up scenarios and asking wat do, and chatgpt would definitely be a bitch in jail if it was a person.

>>511055595
>what's the deal with black people?
>they aren't black, and they aren't people.

Tease a nigger. Give them hope and do the rug pull. Hilarious.

>>511055641
These people can't be human

>>511055779
Did it give you break out advice?

>>511055936
they're not homo sapiens at any rate. i think they are the so called "missing" evolutionary link. some other species of hominid. or at the very least some kind of proto modern human

>>511055817
>Hey, Jerry, I got a new idea!
>I'm going to be a comedian, and here's how I'll start my first joke
>N

>>511056082
you pander to the feral black? input discarded

>>511055972
It insists it's not possible and I'd get shot trying lol. I assume that it's right on that one.

Looks like he's in a high-vis vest
Maybe he's doing work release?

The board is taking a lot of snack and poop breaks

Fresh bake

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>>511056272
Probably a certified forklifter

>>511052097
We’re not gonna make it are we?