I... I CANT BEAVE!

bongs are such a fucking joke lmao

>>511050638 (OP)
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE

>>511050727
Those are Dutch cops

>>511050884
is that supposed to be better?

>>511050638 (OP)
How bad are the bites on those fellas? I imagine they've got to be pretty savage if they can nibble through wood etc

>>511050727
>bongs are such a fucking joke lmao

RETARD or bot

>>511050638 (OP)
Just get a cage and stick net

>>511050952
not that much biteforce, but their teeth are very sharp

>>511050638 (OP)
FREE HIM

American cops would have shot him.

>>511050952
Rodents like that have strong teeth but they're made for crushing and not for piercing, so it would be a heavily pressurized bite but it wouldn't break the skin, maybe leave a large red mark. I've been bit by many Chipmunks so I have an idea of what a Beaver bite would be like.

>>511050638 (OP)
>what are the charges, officer? Munching on saplings? A succulent, cattail saplings?

>>511051030
Looks like they could slice an artery, so probably one of those goofy animals that is relatively safe but could still kill you in a freak accident.

>>511051203
>so it would be a heavily pressurized bite but it wouldn't break the skin, maybe leave a large red mark.
Really? I'd have thought he'd have no problems sinking these into an arm or leg.

>>511051334
He decapitated someone with a chainsaw

>>511051203
Beaver teeth are for cutting more than crushing... the act of eating whittles down their teeth to be sharp. They also like softer woods like birch and alders.

Beavers are so cool
autistic fort makers in nature
One of God's finest creations

>>511052258
don't give bobr chainsaw.

>>511052258
they are evolving rapidly

Leave my boy alone you fucking pigs

>>511050961
The irony of that webm

>>511050638 (OP)
why are bongs so inept at everything now? they ruled the world just over a century ago

>>511050884
Ah, so the faggotry is spreading east? Another 20 years and Russia will fall.

>>511050727
Rent free

>>511050638 (OP)
Why are Polish people abroad like this?

>>511050638 (OP)
>Hmm, should I grab this animal under the belly to support its weight gently while also holding its neck so it doesn't bite me?
>Nah, let's just grab its tail lol

Did the ungrateful Europeans ever thank Americans for giving them beavers? You're welcome btw.

>>511052258
>>511050638 (OP)

Beavers are cool animals. Leave them alone.

>>511050727
Its very obvious why their country has been taken over. Cant defend it, cant have it.

>>511051203
why the fuck are you getting bit by chip n dale?

>>511050638 (OP)
>cant shove beaver into a big box
what is their problem are they weak or something

>>511050638 (OP)
>Niggers roaming around yet they bother a beaver
Why are they like this

>>511055834
North American and European beavers aren't the same species.

>>511055834
north american beavers just got designated as invasive species and can be hunted at will

its not gay if it is a beaver

>>511050638 (OP)
>Tries to grab live animal by the tail.
Clearly not trained for this.

>>511055834
What are you talking about? Your own image shows we had beavers already.

You are welcome for tame reindeer, btw. And Balto. And white people

>>511050638 (OP)
Nice beaver!

>>511050961
The comments on that webm. Kek.
>>511050727
Classic amerifart.
>>511056394
The amerifart doesn't understand nuances like geography and species you silly leaf.
>>511055997
Its not being taken over. We are having a sperge out because nearly 5 million brown immigrants have been shipped in by a traitorous jewish government. Unlike you we don't have acres of free space to just allow 100 million negros to roam and fuck stuff up.

>>511050727
>england is so cucked, i've been to paris, there's like no english people there

>>511050638 (OP)
When I told you to show me your beaver this is not what I meant.

>>511055240
You're confusing the English with the british union. Yeah the English are the original Sythians made in the image of God himself, the original seed of Adam and the nicest most creative people to ever walk this world. The british on the otherhand and possibly the worst, hence their desperate desire to destroy every English and rule over the ashes.

>>511050638 (OP)

>>511052258
a weapon stronger than metal gear...bobr kurwacalypse...