Thread 511053556

AaaAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGJHHHHHHHHH

>>511053556 (OP)
Even modern medicine hates niggers

>>511053556 (OP)
there was one guy once who had a buttplug of metal and died this way

>>511053556 (OP)
How exactly does it kill you? Does the magnet rip the chain through your neck? Is it like a beheading?

>>511053556 (OP)
the funniest thing in all of this is if his chain was real gold it wouldn't have gotten him killed

>>511053867
It chocked him to death supposedly it took an hour or something, it’s a weird story.

because its absolutely typical a nigger would just wear a 20 lb chain and padlock to go to a doctor visit

>>511053931

damn even mri machines are lynching niggers

>>511053931
>It chocked him to death
it w0t, m8?

>>511053867
Dragged him to the machine, pinned his neck down and compressed him slowly to death. It's a horrible way to go and I'm sure there's video of it.
>>511053931
The question, if it did take an hour to choke him, is why they didn't hot purge the MRI?
The answer, is that the ghetto doctors office probably didn't even know how.

>>511053556 (OP)
How niggrish was the attending physician?

>>511053867
>>511053931
Retards.
An MRI is like a giant microwave, the chain got superheated because it's metal, dude had a miniature sun around his neck.

>>511053745
Another one actually survived the incident and tried to sue, if I recall correctly. The infamous "rectal railgun".

>>511053556 (OP)
>20-pound necklace
?????

>>511053556 (OP)
Must've been bitchin necklace

>>511054230
>Calls everyone else retarded.
>Is a retard.

>>511053556 (OP)
VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO
I PRAY TO THE GODS FOR VIDEO!!

>>511053556 (OP)
>Does yo chain hang low, does it wobble to da flo-ACK

>>511054230
>the chain got superheated because it's metal, dude had a miniature sun around his neck.
Isn't this how nazis killed jews?

>>511054105
>The answer, is that the ghetto doctors office probably didn't even know how.
The answer is that they do know how, but made the /pol/ decision.

>>511054081
>chock
machine cock
he was machine cocked to death

>>511053651
lol check your id.
Can I have like solid gold teeth with a veneer screw in the mri ?

>>511054105
Would you turn it off if it was choking a buck to death with his 20 lbs uh slavery muh oppression chain and padlock? Me either.

>>511054289
I PITY THE FOOL!

>>511054255
Of course you would recall that you faggot

>>511053556 (OP)
The machine is racist. Reperarations know!

What can we possibly do to save America

>>511053556 (OP)
God I hope there's a video of this

>>511053745
>>511054255
If I recall correctly, it was a silicon butt plug with a metal core that was advertised as 100% silicon. I am absolutely okay with these retards dying and wish it would happen more often

No excuse for him to die even though he ignored 8+ different warnings by verbal and visual. Pay that man's family.

see https://youtube.com/watch?v=plvIEf7JsKo
kek warning: watermelon

>>511054230
if it was a microwave it would boil YOU, retard

>>511053556 (OP)
Also this needs a Tyrone meme

>>511053994
According to the wife he wore it as weight training.

>>511054862
based

>>511055125
they should pay his family with a bill for all the damage and cleanup

>>511055300
hopefully he got to take his gains with him downstairs

>>511053556 (OP)
What happened is that for some reason he was left unaccompanied in the MRI room. A reasonable person would assume that the MRI was switched off, as he was not undergoing the procedure. He was standing around, waiting for a technician. He got sucked into the machine and was stuck for an hour. This killed him.

The only question in this case is whether or not he was trespassing. If he trespassed into the room then it's his fault. If he was invited into the room then the hospital is guilty of criminal negligence/manslaughter.

>>511055753
>manslaughter
But it was a nigger not a man

>>511053745
I think I heard about that. Didn't it get forced up into his chest cavity or something?

>>511055830
Kek, you're right. Hit the hospital with animal cruelty charges.

>>511056015
It's criminal mischief at best.

>>511055753
>What happened is that for some reason he was left unaccompanied in the MRI room.
article says he forced his way into the room because he was worried that his wife (who was being MRI scanned) would be harmed by it

>>511053745
Another zesty ahh nigga

>>511053556 (OP)
Promising engineer student on the verge of unlocking the secret of magnets, was found not breathing. We can only assume that whatever took his breath away, would have greatly benefited humanity, but tragically all of his research data was erased. "Magnegro" as he was know by his colleagues at the Xavier Institute, will be sorely missed by friends, family, and his pit bull Wolverine.
Services will be held at the KFC on MLK Blvd.

>>511053867
metal can heat up in MRIs, too. it would have chocked and seared him

>>511058228
>it would have chocked and seared him
now I definitely want there to be video evidence

>>511053556 (OP)
6.9 kg = 15 lbs
It was a really big chain.

>>511053929
An actual 20 pound gold chain would also cost 1.1 million dollars. No one is walking around with some shit like that.

>>511058571
Meanwhile in Mississippi, the body of a black man was found at the bottom of a lake tied up in chains. The sheriff remarked, "now ain't that just like a negro? Stole more chain than he can swim with?"

>>511058801
obviously is was gold plated

>>511054729
24 karat gold (which is what I believe they use in dentistry) is definitely not magnetic.

>>511059597
Dental amalgam fillings contain mercury, but also other metals like silver, copper, tin, and zinc. While amalgams are a mixture of metals and not a chemical compound, the presence of mercury in dental fillings is a point of concern and has been associated with potential health and environmental impacts.

24kt Gold is too soft. You can bite 24kt Gold
and make a dent.

10-14kt is typical for crowns and Grillz

>>511060893
yeah, you're right. still, nothing from that admixture is magnetic, so he should be good. unless the screw is from something funky, but I doubt it. it's probably done on purpose to not be magnetic.

>>511059597
the gypsy knows

>>511053716
>Even modern medicine hates niggers
It's all niggers. The victim, the doctor, the nurse, the radiologist.

>>511062365
Kek

>>511054255
>>511055093
>>511055955
Anal. Rail. Gun.

>>511054289
>>20-pound necklace
>?????
Media keeps calling it a necklace to make this seem like some innocent man getting ganked but it was 20lbs of steel chain with a padlock. It's ostensibly a cheap workout vest but also a convenient weapon to walk around with.
>>511054492
>the answer is that they do know how, but made the /pol/ decision
Time is money, after all.
>>511054763
Maybe throw some bolt cutters to him, see if he can free hisself. Oh, wait.

>>511054420
>Isn't this how nazis killed jews?
yes
this is how my grandfather was killed in Treblinka
he told me so last week

>>511053556 (OP)
>freak MRI accident
real "ones" (niggers) know that them mutha fuckin MRI mufuggas be KEEPIN DOWN THE BLACK MAN wit dey 'tricity and shit.

>>511053556 (OP)
killed by fake cuban links, real G way to go

>>511053556 (OP)

phuckins i thought that was shrek in the thumbnail wtf hahahaha!

>>511053556 (OP)
Another Brotha lost to Gold Chain addiction.

If only somebody had warned this scholarly king of the impending danger

>Long Island Man
Add it to the list

They warned him over 12 times not to wear any metal. They even offered scrubs and alternative cloths at more than one point. He was too dumb to live. He would have sued them for racism if they pulled a metal detector on a black man. Definition of Too dumb to live, he deserves a Darwin award.

>>511053556 (OP)
I read more on what happened and I feel bad for the guy now. Originally I thought he walked right the fuck in like an idiot, but allegedly it was at the end of the MRI screening and the guys wife asked the technician if her husband could come in and the guy said yes. It turns out it was really the technicians fault for allowing him in the room before it was safe.

>>511053745
Found it

>>511072123
>an estimated Valley attorney
freudian slip?

>>511053556 (OP)
Could someone draw what this might of looked like as it happened I'm having difficulties viualizing it

>>511055020
You know this nigger probably flew 15 feet through the air like a ragdoll before the chain twisted his neck into a pretzel

>>511072447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXU04JFDi6Y

>>511053931
Why not, you know, turn the machine off in that time?

>>511073310
Idk much about the internals but i guarantee you there are permanent magnets in there even when it's not running, killing the power wouldn't be enough too separate that chain from the machine

>>511053556 (OP)
I remember the doctors asked me like 30 times if I had any kind of object with me before doing this I can picture the nigger just lying thinking nothing of it

>>511053556 (OP)
I can never have an MRI because I have magnetic metal in my eye.

>>511073885
are you a cyborg

>>511053556 (OP)
Gold isn't magnetic. Shouldn't have been a broke ass nigga

>>511053556 (OP)
george floyd 2.0
time to ban racist MRI machines
wouldn't have died if they were handcuffs

>>511073781
He wasnt having an MRI and was told not to enter the room but did because his "family member" was freaking out, ive already read this story

Anyway, this is one time where not following the rules came with immediate consequences for the nog. .

>>511053556 (OP)
https://xcancel.com/Breaking911/status/1946984103858798860#m

>>511053556 (OP)
why would the mri operators tell him to go inside while it was running? what's the whole story

>>511053556 (OP)
.....how? I've had multiple MRIs and they always ask you if you have any metal, even just an earing or something. How the hell did a 20 pound chain not get noticed by anybody?

>>511053556 (OP)
Another rocket science went to Yakub.

>>511053556 (OP)
lol, skipping over the fact that it’s common knowledge, that doctors warn you about the danger, and you have to strip down into a gown first—leaving no place for a chain to hide—there are god damned metal detectors leading to the exam room to make sure no metal (especially something inside their bodies they might not be aware of) enters the room with the patient.

I suspect this was a deadbeat/asshole patient and the doctor wanted them dead.

>>511074478
Everyone involved in this is a nigger.

>>511053556 (OP)

This story is fucking horrible. Why tf didn't they quench the magnet? Yes, it's always on, but it can be shut down within at most 2min with the press of a button. This is standard procedure if someone's life is in danger.

>>511053931
indeed

>>511053556 (OP)
Wait, why didn’t the medical staff tell him to take it off?

the people are demanding a picture of the actual necklace

>>511053556 (OP)
Somebody post the picture of the rat that was electrocuted in the breaker box with some text saying something about him dying to forces he can't even comprehend.

>>511076467
that would have cost like $500,000 in repair/maintenance and a negro isn't worth that, even with inflation.

>>511053556 (OP)
Anytime you go for an IRM the nurses always ask you multiple times if you have any metallic object on you to drop them, they even ask if you prosthesis made out of metal, how this nigger kept his chain is beyond me. What a way to die though… I think God himself does not like niggers.

>>511076601
It's a nigger. It clearly barged in ooking and eeking. The doors are secure but seldom locked. I guess we have to put up bulletproof glass and vault doors now because niggers are too stupid for their own good.

>>511076796

well, it seems the police is already investigating...

>>511076467
Based medical personnel I would do the same just watch the nigger twitch.

>>511076296
diversity wasn't their strength

Nigger never listened to miracles or he'd know.

>>511053556 (OP)
>MRI Victims
add to list

>>511055300
He was fucking 60 what is he training for the old nigger Olympics?

why didnt they just turn the machine off lol

>>511077208
They wanted that nigger dead. He was probably being annoying.

>>511076062
Metal detectors are actually not a commonality.
It's only been being doled out in the last decade or so because of people like OP.

>>511053556 (OP)
Why would you wear a 10kg chain?
Why would you wear it to an MRI?
Why would they let you in the room?
Whys everywhere.

>>511077208
There is a big red button right next to the machine too, but I think they didn’t see the nigger twitch or thought he had some epileptic episode or some shit, or the MRI operator was getting a blow job from the nurse while watching the nigger twitch. Im leaning for the last one.

>>511073310
You can't just shut down an MRI machine, even the emergency flushing would take way longer than the time for a man to be garroted.

>>511053556 (OP)
>"Wat u mean? The machine oleway make dat sound, honey."

>>511077268
Let’s be honest a dead nigger is one nigger less on this earth.

Never did I expect MRI machines to serve as our allies in the race war ...

>>511077453
Hmmm, i had not thought about that one.
If a nigger dies, we have one less nigger.
You're blowing my mind.

>>511055164
>if it was a microwave it would boil YOU, retard
Key word like.

>>511053651
HAHA cunt, fpwp

>>511077592
Thanks. Everyone could use one or more less nigger.

>>511077292
Niggers have a special way of rigging the ghetto lottery.

>>511076467

The quench button is big and red and they tell anyone who even comes close to an MRI as a non-patient with graphic videos involving wheelchairs and firefighter gear when to press it immediately without thinking.

A guy pulled into the MRI on a metal chain is like an absurd textbook case of when to press this button.

What the fuck was going on there? HIs lady indicated she had to watch him slowly dying in this thing.

>>511077778
>What the fuck was going on there?
DEI applied right

the staff was all female
kikebook.com/NassauOpenMRI/photos

>>511053556 (OP)
>>511053556 (OP)
>>511053651
>>511053716
>>511053833

>Stupid nigger cannot read the warning signs do not enter strong magnetic field MRI in use
>Stupid nigger does not know what a fucking magnet does to ferrous objects tied around neck
>Stupid NIGGER opens restricted door and enteers UNAUTHORIZED AND UNANNOUNCED.

Stupid nigger pays AAAAAAK toll for being stupid nigger.

>Absolutely NOTHING of value was lost
>No more low IQ tax liabilities produced from this sub-animal retard

Good Riddance!

>>511072123
What was the reason this person needed to be wearing a buttplug while getting an MRI?

Sad, you can take a man out of his chains, but you can't take the chain out of the man.

>>511053556 (OP)
TWENNY POUN CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>511077849
This story gets better and better. God is the greatest comedian.

>>511053867
All those retards are wrong. He died from multiple heart attacks

>>511053556 (OP)
SAY. HIS. NAME.

MAG. NE. GRO.

>>511077870
bottoms lose control of their bowels after years of sodomy and need some... extra help to avoid diapers

Feel a little bad for the nigerino, little more than animals initiating humans
he had no ability to understand what was going to happen,kinda like most blacks don't see what's coming once whites are off the leash of kike dominion

>>511057862
>Promising engineer student on the verge of unlocking the secret of magnets was found not breathing
dean of engineering violent j was quoted as saying "shit, we almost had it"

>>511077987
>I can’t breathe
Magnetically induced this time.

>>511077778
>What the fuck was going on there?
Niggers using the white man's technology, that's what.

>>511053867
"I can't breathe."

>>511078086
>>511078110
Hivemind

>>511077870
Degeneracy. I assume getting off on the MRI techs seeing it in him.

>>511076601
>is it racist to tell him to not wear a chain in the MRI room?

>>511077208
i read anons saying that its a lengthy process to shut it down

>>511077778
The operator was a woman so she's spiritually a nigger. There's also a good chance the spiritual nigger that was the the operator was a literal nigger, since this is NY after all

>>511053651
Niggers shouldn’t even be around MRI machines because I see that as cultural appropriation. Why should niggers enjoy the luxuries and benefits of inventions of White men while at the same time constantly attacking and ruining society.

>>511053556 (OP)
This was a suicide

>>511078562
It could be this black chick

>>511077856
Can someone make this into a sheeeeeeeit comic

>>511072201
I'm not a doctor, but your rectum shouldn't go that high.
Follow me for more medical hot takes.

>>511078536

The time from pressing the big red button to 0 magnetic field is 30-60 seconds.

>>511078726
Can someone make a roll version but without the sheboon

>>511077413
Fucking newfags

>>511056589
Holy shit I would pay to see that. A poor nigger believing some black magic shit entering a room and getting stomped against a wall like an invisible monster grabbed him by his chain. That's liveleak top notch porn.

>>511078897
here you go romigo

>>511072123
Holy shit. Holy shit God let me breathe uuuuuhhhhh...ehehe...AHAHAHAHHAHAS
>Anal railgun
Please anons I need that words as an AI script

maybe they were trying to create an infinite energy source

>>511078880
>this somehow negates the fact the man was warned multiple times to take it off and didn’t
>what is assumption of the risk
Legally the hospital did it’s duty and warned the man of the fact his 20lb chain would drag him into a giant fucking magnet. He died of a heart attack induced by the shock of being pulled into a giant fucking magnet so it’s not like the button would have done much anyway.

>>511079486
3 or 4 pls

>>511079486
Again

>>511053556 (OP)
I still maintain he wanted to steal the MRI device.

>>511077994
Holy shit this thread is gold.
>MAGNEGRO
Its catchy af.

Here, more mutant niggers.

>>511053931
You fell for fake news. Thanks for making the neo-Gestapo jobs’ easier.

>>511053556 (OP)
Niggers are simply not compatible with anything beyond stone age technology. It's like deer getting hit by cars. All their instincts are geared for non-technological dangers, and their brains aren't sophisticated enough to override the instinct.

Guarantee it was a jeet technician who was on the phone making travel arrangements for vacation and ordering new tiles for the kitchen floor whole failing to ensure the guy did not have any jewelry on.

>>511053651
>Cya cunt!
Australian stateside.

>>511053556 (OP)
>sir you need to remove your jewelry befo-
>SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP, DAS MY BLING, I OUGHTA CAP YOU

>>511079980
>da chain leads me to treasure

>>511053867
Actually, he committed suicide and the hospital will soon release the footage proving that and don't worry about the minute cut out of it.

who the fuck wears a 20 pound chain

>>511053867
Covid

>>511062365
kek

>>511079991
The chain had a padlock. Why didn't they open the padlock to free him from the chain?

>>511053651
witnessed

>>511081408
do you really need to ask?

>>511079486
nice big saggers.

>>511053556 (OP)
Doctors say right away to strip yourself of any metal. How they ignored his necklace? Dumb doctors, dumb patietns. Murrica.

When I went to MRI of guts area, I once forgot about keys in a back pocket on my ass, thank goodness I had to pull pants down for this procedure.

>>511053556 (OP)
The fuck a 20 pound chain? Dude was chained in hell?

>>511079915
You're stuck with her now, gypsy

>>511054230
>An MRI is like a giant microwave
FFS you moron

>>511077849
>the staff was all female
and he chose to get sucked by a machine

>>511053931
20lb chain btw ... i mean what snow tyres are like 15lbs that chain is 10kg thats bigger than a flava flave chain

how do you miss that what was it made out of >>511075242
kek this guy gets it

a normal chain is measured in gramms.

>>511085500
>Old fat white chicks? DAYUMMM GIMME SOME DAT SNOWBUNNY PASTRAMI

>>511054763
>Would you turn it off if it was choking a buck to death with his 20 lbs uh slavery muh oppression chain and padlock? Me either.
The sheer force behind the machine is ridiculous, and keep in mind the nigger was wearing a chain and a padlock
The chain probably would've crushed his neck as it slammed against the side of the machine

>>511054230
Wrong dumbass. An MRI uses strong magnetic fields to produce jet fuel within the chamber. That's how it melted through the guys steel chain and killed him

>>511076601
same reason the carnival staff didn't warn Splat Albert that he was over the Freefall ride's weight limit
meaning they did, his entire family threatened a Cat 5 Chimpout, and so the carnival pet the nigger fall where he may

>>511087941
*let

>>511053556 (OP)
Why didn't he uh .. take the fucking chain off

test

>>511054105


Wrong you fucking moron he died of heart attack. It did not choke him to death. The impact of the blow is what killed them you fucking idiot black man have notoriously weak heart.

>>511054862
Mr T would have pulled the machine to him.

>>511088163
Kek

>>511077856
he read them just fine but wasnt boutta listen to the ytman

>>511088163
First it was the beep, now it's the hum.

>>511053994
its also used in the gay/bsdm community, some bears will just wear a huge chain and a master lock which imo seems ghetto and tacky as fuck

>>511088754
ask me how I know you are a filthy jeet

>>511072123
>anal rail gun

That's kinda...metal

>>511090028
YOU ARE ONE?

>>511062365
lol'd

>>511089586
heresy - only chuck norris wouldve been able to achieve that.

>>511077849
All vaxxed-up and coked-out on SSRI's due to being childless bagged wine-addicted spinstermaxxers as well, no doubt

>>511090110
you will never be white

>>511077870
>reason?
youre still way to rational with these retarded perverts...

>>511070236
This. The technician fucked up.

>>511077778
>What the fuck was going on there?
niggers nogging around in a white supremacy artificial eviroment. theyre not meant by nature to be there. its the white mans fault to no have them deported back to subsaharan africa as soon as the US civil war ended.

>sheboon sure is gonna sue on grounds like that. kek.

>>511090801
tech probably told the nigger not to wear it and he said hed kill her if he couldnt

>>511077856
>>Absolutely NOTHING of value was lost
MRI machines are extremely expensive and this nog has likely damaged it as his necklace necked him at 40 mph

>>511079556
anal reverse railgun - to be precise... cause a real anal railgun would spit out the projectils out of the anus instead of shooting it up the "barrel" into the intestines of the anal railgun.

>anal railgun

>anal railgun

>ANAL RAILGUN

>aNal rAiLgUn

>>511077849
No roll For gf?
This site is dead

>>511091098
>as his necklace necked him at 40 mph
it shouldnt just have necked him cause of the forcefield but also burned his neck cause a flowing electromagnetic field induced an electric flow (like in induction stoves or wireless recharging devices). and this electric flow would heat the metal up cuase of resistance to the flow by the material. even if its ferro-metallic. so the last thing he felt wasnt just the pressure of the metal on his neck but also the pain and maybe stink of his own flesh getting grilled (if the forcefield was active long enough.

>im not a physicist for electro-magnetics nor forcefields but if electrcity flows through metal there usually always is heating up of the metal. the stronger the flow the faster and higher the heating up gets.

must acquire nutrients!

>>511076601
>Wait, why didn’t the medical staff tell him to take it off?
The nigger would have chimped out immediately. Probably pulled out a glock .40 with the switchy and blasted the entire hospital staff.

>yall be raycis an sheeit

>>511053556 (OP)
>He had nothing to lose but his chains

>>511053556 (OP)
>Freed from slavery, chains removed
>Immediately put large, lumbering chain around your neck

geez it's almost like poetry.

>>511091730
In all likelihood the guy probably had his neck snapped in half as soon as he got pulled in, but that's a funny thought too

>>511077870
Its like a pacifier, except in the butt. Ordinary people would be very uncomfortable, but fags get a feeling of security from having it there. MRIs are loud and not comfy. it costs thousands of dollars to use one, and you're usually there for some sort of health concerns so there are multiple layers of deep concern, and so people cope

Also faggots get off on doing inappropriate things everywhere.

>>511092513
like roman catholics, worshiping the cross they used to kill Jesus

>>511079486
Rollin for the door

>>511080096
In Soviet America, deer crash into car.

>>511053556 (OP)
How does this even get past the tech? a 20lb necklace is huge. So unless he hid it very well then how does this retard (rhetorical, he's black) not listen when they do the pre-screen asking you a million questions about having metal in you and then when the tech tells you not to wear anything and take off all jewelry. I would want to see the video of this though.

>>511092918
it's a cork to stop leakage

>>511088082
Kek thats a spicy meatball

>>511092580
probably. depending on field strength and kind of impact angle if he was actually dragged by his "necklace" to the walls of the MRI.. personally i belive he got strangled quite fast and strong. maybe to stong for his tubes to withstand the pressure and they ruptured (also veins).

whatever: darwin award deserved.

>>511053745
I heard there was also a cuck with a metal cock cage a few years ago. Absolutely rekt

>>511053556 (OP)
>mfw that probably absolutely destroyed the MRI
>at the absolutely worthless loss of some negro that didn't take metal off for an MRI when instructed to

>>511062365
gold woudve actually catapult him in the opposite direction unless its just a golden on the surface..

>>511053931
>supposedly it took an hour or something, it’s a weird story.
1 hour in a MRI? what was the staff doing? shitposting on 4chan? where 6 hours at night eels like just 1 hour?

>just another hour then ill go to sleep - shiiieeeet - its 4 am again.

This entire thing is so stupid it must have been a failed attempt at insurance scam.

>>511053556 (OP)
>20-pound chain necklace with padlock

>>511081066
sounds reasonable... will vote trump again.

>>511082176
>nigger-tier question
just cut the main-power - it was a human lige at stake after all...but i bet in the US the "hospitals" get paid in minutes of service.

>>511093428
There were no techs at the facility, just a bunch of women, didn't even know what was happening. Saw him chained up, and took turns trying to get him off. Every time he said "I can't breathe" they got hot flashes and cheered "BLM BLM"
70 minutes passed before they called 911
because they stronk and don't need no man.

Fuck!

>>511054289
According to the family the dude walked around with training weights on all of the time. The chain was one of those weights.

>>511055753
>>511056589
Article I read said the wife finished the MRI, said she needed help standing up, and the technicians let the husband in without making him take his shit off.
Though they could have said that for the lawsuit.

>>511053867
Nerve gas

>>511087162
>Wrong dumbass. An MRI uses strong magnetic fields to produce jet fuel within the chamber. That's how it melted through the guys steel chain and killed him
but first he started to collapsed in on himself in freefall speed and then he was just dead.

>kek-of-the-day!

>>511093711
>catapult

not that drastic

Diamagnetic metals are materials that are weakly repelled by a magnetic field. Examples of diamagnetic metals include copper, gold, silver, bismuth, and mercury. These metals exhibit this behavior because their electrons pair up in orbitals, and when exposed to an external magnetic field, they create a small opposing magnetic field that results in slight repulsion.
These materials have a slight negative magnetic susceptibility, meaning they slightly distort the magnetic field in MRI scanners, but typically not to a degree that causes significant artifacts or safety concerns. Many biological tissues, like water and most soft tissues, are diamagnetic.

>>511093504
darwin award for who

when you enter an mri a machine the people operating it have almost no idea about you follow the rules

checklist
"any metal objects"
"i wont crank the machine to 11 if you have metal fucking teeth fillings"

ect ect

this is on the technicians super hard

when i walk into a room with shit i have litterly no idea about im forced to trust the people who do

this dude is dead

20lb chain is crazy btw i wonder what other wild shit this guy did

>>511053716
modern medicine relies on niggers, it's all of their profits keeping them alive

>>511094121
You have to turn the cooling off on the mri machine to disable the magnets. I’m not surprised

>>511055164
>if it was a microwave it would boil YOU, retard
OP said "like" a MW.. not "it is a MW", retard! he chose this expression to make it easier for retards to understand what also happened.

what is an electro-magnetic field? right, an electromagnetic flow. what does electricity, or "power" for mind-nogs, do when flowing through a ferro-magnetic metal? it heats up due to the material resistance to the electric flow. the stronger the field the quicker the metal heats up. thats basic EM-physics. you wouldnt be able to usw a induction-stove or a wireless recharger otherwise.

MW act somewhat similar but have their main-induction in the range of hydrogen. you still shouldnt put metal into a MW anyway.

>>511095407
darwin award for him. its the 21st century buddy, magnetism is early highschool stuff. MRI are around for about 20 years now roughly. you cant tell me, this nog never read about them in any magazin or newspaper. even if not, if i had an appointment with a diagnostic machine i would read up on its functionality anyway. but im white. maybe im to "harsh" against subsaharan genotypes in a white supremacy artificial enviroment... i mean, i wouldnt let some powerlines lay around unsecured when my dog or cats are around.. no?

Why was he helping his wife up out of the machine if it was still operating?

>>511096116
its insanely harsh anon most people live fucked up lives where they get like 4 hours a day free

you want a dude with a brain injury to start googling diagnostic machines....

dude cmon now.
they need a leaflet thobeit an mri scan costs like 50k make a fucking leaflet and make it cost 50.002 k

>>511095407
>i wonder what other wild shit this guy did

The Cholomec tribe from Peru and some African tribes have used the direct hanging of weights on to their penises in attempts to increase penile length. This method of traction does not increase girth. Direct use of weights hanging from the penis has been shown to decrease girth and cause tissue damage.

>>511078536
>>511078880
They must have determined he was dead already and do a controlled shutdown, saving the helium from a quench.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6yvvyPCN35o

>>511096116
i have no idea how a magnet works and neither do you

"so we put the radioactive material into your blood stream and them we put you in a strong magnetic filed"

FMR what the fuck did you just say

"errm and then it like glows and stuff"

>>511077292
everyone involved in this story was a nigger

>>511053867
Watch this towards end you'll see how strong an MRI is. For reference a MRI magnet can weight well over 40,000lbs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBx8BwLhqg&pp=ygUSTXJpIHN0cmVuZ3RoIGNoYWly

>>511096516
>i have no idea how a magnet works and neither do you
Richard Feynman didn't even know and made a bullshit answer to the question in video that's a meme now.

We still in them chains. We still in them slave chains. Ack.

>>511096807
>Richard Feynman
https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=Richard+Feynman+magnets&mid=A44303F0D495B32BF33AA44303F0D495B32BF33A&FORM=VIRE

this is gettin way to white

>>511053556 (OP)
BASED MRI OF NIGGA NECK SNAPPIN
we need a "you have been visited by ____..." meme for this. Something like:

(You) have been visited by the MRI machine of strong magnetic pulls and good will
Intense nigger neck snapping will come your way but only if (You) comment:
SNAP EM' ALL MR MRI

>>511097115
MRI machines be raycis an sheeit

>captcha: 88WN

>it's very important that you remove all metal from your body do you have any metal and.....
naw man bix nood lets get this over with.

>>511096116
The guy was sitting in the waiting room while his wife was undergoing an MRI
about 40 minutes into the procedure he hear moans coming from the room.
While MSM likes to use childhood photos of certain people in their news stories, the man is actually a 61 year old boomer, about to celebrate their 50th wedding , the man was very anniversary alarmed. Unsure if her moans were from pain or pleasure, he jumped from his seat, and burst into the room. The staff had no time to react, before the man went flying. As he was not the patient, and the chains were concealed under his jacket, there was no way to anticipate such a fluke occurrence.

>>511096451
>Direct use of weights hanging from the penis has been shown to decrease girth and cause tissue damage.

You gotta use the erection power to lift the weights in order to maintain/increase girth, you cant just hang the weights all day while you run around, climb trees and whatever jungle people do.
First get a boner, then properly hang the weight, then flex your erection to lift & lower it. Meditate on strong dik energy. Just 5- 10 minutes 1 or 2x per week. I can do 40 reps with 10 pounds.

>>511096516
"gadolinium"

>>511053745
Lesson - if you're a faggot, enter the MRI room backwards and with your pants down, just in case. Still might hurt, but at least you won't die from having your liver pushed out your eyeballs.

>>511097191
Kek

>>511095124
Millions of dollars are at stake. Telling the truth is low on the list of priorities for everyone involved.

>>511077849
These chicks acktually slay, +1 DEI.

>>511053556 (OP)
>>511077849
how is it even possible. your entire fucking clinic is funded by ONE SINGLE fucking machine. which can support the salaries of 8 people. and yet this somehow slips by.

a METAL DETECTOR WAND is AT MOST $200. you could buy fucking 5 of these for redundancy and still barely break $1k.

literally only a org staffed entirely with women could fuck something up this badly.

>>511081408
He wuz flexing and niggermaxing.

The staff didn't realize anything was wrong for the longest time because when you turn these devices on and the magnet starts to energize, it makes a sound like "sheeeeeeeit".

>>511058801
>25 million dollar diamond
You'll never guess what happened.

>>511072537
I would like to see some AI recreation of the incident. Shame there wasn't security footage or something.

Someone get on this immediately.

Will the MRI be okay?

>>511102369
yes

>>511053556 (OP)
>freak mri accident
>literally every tech knows that you should take of any metal from your body
>wear a literal padlock around your neck
nothing freak about it, just two retards retarding

>>511077870
fags are degenerates

>>511053556 (OP)
>freak accident
That's not a freak accident, that's incredible levels of incompetence all the way down.
Riddle me this, schools have metal detectors these days, why the FUCK isn't there one at the entrance of an MRI ward?

>>511103189
Schools have metal detectors to stop black kids from bringing weapons in there. They obviously aren’t worried blacks will bring metal into MRI machines, I suppose they considered it a black is smart enough to go into an MRI machine he must have human intelligence.

>>511103349
I would be very concerned about any unsecured piece of steel in the general vicinity, actual freak accidents do happen.

>>511054186
Probably an Indian who lied about their degree/certifications (like all of them do)

>>511054289
Niggers

>>511103502
>tfw too busy DMing girls to send bobs and vegene to notice the dying negro in the background

>>511053556 (OP)
>ACK

>>511078808
Yeah, it seems the problem here is there is a dildo in his chest.

>>511053556 (OP)
How was that an accident? Even people without a medical degree knows it will kill

>>511077987
Heart attacks because he was stressed out getting choked by his 20lb chain

>>511103349
Do we know the racial make-up of the techs on duty? I have a strange suspicion they were of the DEI variety

>>511095000
>>511091400
Calm down Kanye
>>511091787
Lel

>>511053556 (OP)
Does anyone remember the "does your chain hang low" naked fat guy from that flash on /f/ way back in the day?

>>511055300
well now he got a taste of the 300x gravity training

>>511096516
knowing how magnets work is irrelevant to knowing that an mri is a big magnet ali

>>511104656
Is that all?

>>511102369
>>511102750
Lot of wasted helium, a non renewable resource however.

>>511053556 (OP)
So, when the race war happens, we just need to airdrop these Nigger Catcher 3000s into the hood surrounded by buckets of KFC.

>>511098888
Great digits
I went for an MRI just a few months ago (fucked up leg) and all they did to verify was
>Hey, are you wearing anything metal? Jewelry? Piercings? Anything like that?
>No.
>Okay, put this dress on and in you go.
They really do just assume you know it would fucking hurt if you lied, so they just shrug. Did make me worry that I ate metal somehow and didn't know
Almost like when you leave a store without buying something and you have to double-check you're not stealing anything by accident

>>511053556 (OP)
Nigger