Stewart / Colbert for president and vice president's 2028

let's make it happen

>>511058390 (OP)
>kill trump the pedo
>make podesta's best friend president!!!!!!
huh?

>>511058656
you heard me bitch
Jon Stewart for president

>>511058656
disregard the cable tv brained retard

>>511058390 (OP)
will he be using his real name instead of pretending to be scottish?

>>511058390 (OP)
It'll be interesting watching them sell the Leibowitz/Tyrone ticket.

>>511058390 (OP)
Why? Because he's a jew like you?

terrible

>>511058390 (OP)
John Stewart is way too abrasive for anything like that. Colbert is a Charleston faggot...

Good luck

>>511060849
jews aren't real, you made that up

>>511058390 (OP)
Stewart probably wouldn't be terrible, despite being a democrat shill. I'm fairly confident - and this is truly how low the bar has been set - that he would be an honest and uncorrupt president.

Colbert can go fuck himself.

>>511058390 (OP)
with two jewish comedians on the top jobs in the country, what's next for the usa

>>511062834
you're seriously fucking stupid

he would be Obama 3.0

>>511062834
vice president never does or means anything he's just an accessory, like Cheney

>>511063203
obama was a good president

>>511063203
>he would be Obama 3.0
You realize that literally already happened right

>>511063344
nigger

>>511063344
>obama was a good president
lmao

no he wasn't
just his race baiting bullshit set the country back and created BLM

just look at his sloppy drug-addict kids
look at Biden's drug-addict kids

Trump's kids are all well-adjusted, successful, married with kids

while Biden and Obama have fucked up kids

that's how you know they're poor leaders, when they can't even lead their own fucking families

>>511063535
>>511063576
I would rather have infinite more obamas than a single additional Reagan. I don't like Reagen 2.0 and I don't want 3.0

>>511063535
Biden was Obama 2.0

JewStew would be Obama 3.0

>>511063647
>when they can't even lead their own fucking families
I'm sorry your father was emotionally (or physically) absent and your mother was emotionally abusive and passive aggressive. I hope one day you can find a way to mature past this trauma.

>>511058390 (OP)
LEBOWITZ/SILVERBERT FOR PRISON 2028!!

>>511063688
it's a good thing that the country disagrees with you
Trump won every single swing state for a reason

because most of the country isn't retarded like you
also, show flag

>>511063781
sorry, you must have me mistaken with the average democrat voter

nice projection, though

>>511062297
Kek, I'm going to take that as a yes.

>>511058390 (OP)
They don't have the retail politician chops to feign sincerity on all the populist issues they would campaign on then never mention again until the next election. Plus the millennials whose entire political consciousness liebowitz and colbert formed wouldn't be enough to carry them. It would be funny to see them try though.

>>511064015
I'm sorry I upset you so deeply with my sords>>511064321
>It would be funny to see them try though.
then support the idea ironically :)
meme magick it into being

>>511064573
wwords

>>511063203
>>511063344
you're both wrong. Obama was a corporate puppet (see the largest bank bailout in US history) in way that I don't believe Stewart would be.
And I'm not saying Stewart would be good, I suspect he'd push us further towards a welfare state than we should be. I only suggest that he may be able to balance that shortcoming by not sucking AIPAC and corporate lobby dicks.

>>511065038
name one president in your lifetime that wasn't a puppet

>>511058390 (OP)
>Stewart / Colbert for president and vice president's 2028
this would be great
they'd get about 3% of the vote
the butthurt would be glorious

>>511065368
I can't. That's the problem.

I suspect JFK (before my lifetime) was probably the last one. His assassination was most likely a quiet coup and we've only had puppets ever since.

>>511066461
it definitely goes back further than that for sure, but yeah

I find it difficult to support any party or candidate when it's just all shit... but I could support a comedy candidate because then at least I could laugh while suffering

>>511058390 (OP)