Thread 511065299 - /pol/ [Archived: 94 hours ago]

Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:11:09 PM No.511065299
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I'm not a politics guy, but I've always loved these two men and I'm just so glad to see them in full gear.

If Colbert wants to retire after this I'll understand, but a spiritual successor to the Colbert Report would be fantastic right now.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:18:50 PM No.511065300
>>511065299 (OP)
I imagine Colbert feels very free now, because though he did serve the role of DNC public mouthpiece, he seemed very unhappy with the position and expressed this frequently. He’s a smart guy and a Catholic so this whole thing must have been soul crushing
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:20:04 PM No.511065301
>>511065299 (OP)
>>511065300
How much do you get paid for this
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:20:25 PM No.511065302
>>511065300
He was always anti-right but I don't know if that necessarily means he's pro-left
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:21:51 PM No.511065303
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WOAH! THE BAIT IS OFF THE CHARTS WITH THIS THREAD!
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:22:41 PM No.511065304
>>511065299 (OP)
Colbert was peak when he was on Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law
David Letterman was too fucking good, the Lineup of Letterman, Conan and Ferguson and then Stewart/Colbert was just way too kino, TV will never hit these peaks again
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:22:43 PM No.511065305
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>They made 1 mistake, they left me alive
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:23:24 PM No.511065306
>>511065300
What do you mean he loves the vax-scene.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:24:14 PM No.511065307
>>511065299 (OP)
Colbert's been subtly teasing a return of the Colbert Report. would be cool if it came back
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:24:27 PM No.511065308
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I wonder if Jon ever gets second hand embarrassment from his underlings like Colbert and John Oliver and the handful of others who have faded into obscurity
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:25:08 PM No.511065309
>>511065299 (OP)
>Tells millions of millennial college kids they're smarter than everyone else.
BURN
IN
HELL
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:28:10 PM No.511065310
>>511065309
Based
Beyond
Belief
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:30:03 PM No.511065311
>>511065299 (OP)
Sorry Stephen, but you'll have to try harder to get Jon to hire you back.
on your knees boy
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:33:44 PM No.511065312
>>511065307
the guy he was mimicking hasn't been on television in 8 years
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:35:00 PM No.511065313
>>511065311
after the way he shit all over his attempt to do a bit on his show during the covid years because it even hinted that maybe we shouldn't "trust the science" he's deserve at least that much
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:37:33 PM No.511065314
>>511065299 (OP)
>I'm not a politics guy
you never realized you were watching a political show?
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:41:32 PM No.511065315
>>511065309
you post on 4chan, everyone is smarter than you, you do nothing faggot fuck
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:43:36 PM No.511065316
>>511065312
if they can dig up the corpse of every 80s movie colbert report could come back
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:46:19 PM No.511065317
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>>511065314
I'm a left-leaning libertarian so very little on those shows was ever offensive to me.

I don't know why there's this prominent idea that 4chan is exclusively alt-right. People on the left or in the middle just sort of let you faggots screech yourself to sleep because we're generally more interested in our hobbies or fictional media.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:57:49 PM No.511065318
>>511065306
Yeah man I don’t know about that, he doesn’t write his own material, you know. He’s not allowed to improvise messaging or policy. He was ordered to do a circus jig for vaccines.
>>511065302
Yeah I think so.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:59:03 PM No.511065319
>>511065317
Extremists have problems assuming everyone shares their extremism. They prefer the idea that they are a massive army in waiting, so they assume the masses are full of their comrades
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 6:59:20 PM No.511065320
>>511065299 (OP)
omg he said the fword and said trump had penis envy very biting criticism
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:02:11 PM No.511065321
>>511065317
When people learn ideology through peer pressure, they do it to ‘fit in’, so it’s funny when you take them out of that peer group and see how they still try to earn your approval using the extremist’s message
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:03:09 PM No.511065322
LOOK EVERYONE, HERE >>511065300
A COMPLETE RETARD
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:06:20 PM No.511065323
>>511065322
I’m not saying the guy’s secretly right wing, I’m saying it must be life-changing to finally perhaps find some peace after being such a stressed cog in the propoganda machine
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:07:06 PM No.511065324
>>511065299 (OP)
>I've always loved these two men
gay
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:08:35 PM No.511065325
>>511065317
>so very little on those shows was ever offensive to me.
yes, when people are in their echo chamber they just think what they are hearing is normal and unremarkable.
>I don't know why there's this prominent idea...
nice, I think you should reread this part of your post over and over until you see the problem with it.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:09:19 PM No.511065326
>>511065323
he's a true believer anon
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:10:04 PM No.511065327
>>511065323
>stressed cog
lol
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:10:14 PM No.511065328
>>511065299 (OP)
I would love it if they brought back Colbert Report but made it even more Fascist/RWE but without any irony or studio laughs. Just Stephen watching clips of minority on white violence and endorsing genocide again and again
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:11:38 PM No.511065329
>>511065305
This was a pretty badass quote
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:12:29 PM No.511065330
>>511065326
Maybe. I really can’t tell if he’s all-in or crushed into service
>>511065327
Even if he’s a full believer, it’s not a good life, and he doesn’t write his own material. He can’t just go on his show and say ‘I understand the controversy about vaccines’, he starts the new episode 23 hours after the last one ended and they give him scripts and costumes to perform with.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:13:01 PM No.511065331
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>>511065319
>>511065321
>>511065325
Extremists are literally just hylics. They can't actually argue their opinions because they're not theirs.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:15:18 PM No.511065332
>>511065331
Exactly, plus when you decide to be an extremist, that means you have to do and believe extreme things. The whole thing starts at ‘normal isn’t enough’ and from here the strategy is ‘don’t be normal’. So you just start saying shit people won’t accept, for the very reason that they won’t accept it
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:16:01 PM No.511065333
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>does the classic colbert report face
>namedrops colbert report in phoenix ep
is he bringing it back?
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:17:07 PM No.511065334
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>>511065317

>tfw i'm a centrist neolib
>tfw been here since 2009

Didn't think some of you would unironically believe in the Nazi jokes we were making.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:18:12 PM No.511065335
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>>511065332
I'm very abnormal but I don't put on a mask of being even more abnormal

most extremists really just actually are the Colbert Report character -- they're playing at being considerably more extreme and ridiculous than they are so they ALWAYS can fall back on "that was just an act, I never REALLY believed it"

they are disingenuous people and almost exclusively narcissists
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:18:48 PM No.511065336
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>>511065299 (OP)
>I would also seriously like to vote for a clown
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:19:07 PM No.511065337
>>511065299 (OP)
awww looks like he’s taking the firing well
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:19:27 PM No.511065338
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>>511065334
no yeah see there it is
like
you have to realize, at some point, surely

you're not pretending
you're JUST retarded
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:26:35 PM No.511065339
>>511065299 (OP)
The clip where Jon Stewart blames China and the Wuhan lab for the covid virus, while Colbert squirms like a worm.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:29:35 PM No.511065340
a terror of growing older, manifesting precisely not as fear but rage-- rage at how the world that once belonged to you, or should now belong to you, is being wasted on everyone else
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:36:03 PM No.511065341
>>511065317
4chan used to be a predominantly left-lib website until sometime between gamergate and the 2016 election. Then the zoomers began flooding in, most of the older userbase left, and now it's an unironic nazi hellhole.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:38:24 PM No.511065342
>>511065317
>left-leaning libertarian
There is literally no such thing
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:39:25 PM No.511065343
>>511065341
It used to be a Libertarian website.
We supported Ron Paul twice.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:40:45 PM No.511065344
>>511065341
4chan used to be apolitical. get out.
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:41:47 PM No.511065345
>>511065342
I can identify as whatever I want
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:41:53 PM No.511065346
never watched Colbert
if he got cancelled because of poor ratings (which he didn't) that would be fine
but he got cancelled because he kept shitting on an increasingly unstable individual, and that's just fucking hilarious
MAGA were the real snowflakes all along and we all knew it
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:44:43 PM No.511065347
>>511065341
>>511065343
>>511065344
>4chan used to be only people like ME
>until YOU ruined it!!
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:46:03 PM No.511065348
>>511065346
>never watched Colbert but watch me shill for him like a pro
>never watched Colbert but I know he couldn't have been cancelled because people weren't watching him
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.511065349
>>511065299 (OP)
Who watches this shit?
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:47:09 PM No.511065350
>>511065341
so then why did it always have a reputation as a nazi sesspool?
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:48:29 PM No.511065351
>>511065348
yeah, you don't have to watch something to check its ratings, what's your point?
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Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:48:39 PM No.511065352
>>511065299 (OP)
>both of them spent minutes yelling expletives on air to own drumpf, thinking that they'd look cool
when did you realize that these boomers are morons?
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:49:42 PM No.511065353
>>511065300
>he seemed very unhappy with the position and expressed this frequently
name on instance of this.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:49:42 PM No.511065354
you know why
you know why
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>>511065347
this but unironically
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:50:02 PM No.511065355
>>511065350
The demand for Nazis far exceeds the supply. So, naturally, anyone even slightly right of Mao is called a Nazi.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:52:09 PM No.511065356
>>511065317
>left-leaning libertarian
>doesn't realize that this is an oxymoron
I can't even comprehend how low your iq must be.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:53:55 PM No.511065357
>>511065319
You can scream your buzzwords as much as you want, redditor, but your politics are objectively nothing but destructive nonsense. Open borders and leftist authoritarianism isn't moderate or liberal. None of you dems are real liberals.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:55:18 PM No.511065358
>>511065319
>>511065317
Desu, I think you'd have to be low iq to not be rightwing as a white person in the West nowadays. You must really suck at pattern recognition and ability to reason.
Anonymous Unknown
7/22/2025, 7:55:31 PM No.511065359
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>>511065299 (OP)
Trump will be gone in 3 years and it will all bounce back to normal. Why are you such drama queens?
Anonymous ID: mAWGpDgL
7/22/2025, 7:58:16 PM No.511065695
just delete the fucking thread janny this is horseshit
Anonymous ID: RX2R9EweUnited States
7/22/2025, 7:58:21 PM No.511065704
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>>511065351
my point is a LOT if people say they didn't watch him
and that's why he was cancelled.
Anonymous ID: oScPnZ2JUnited States
7/22/2025, 8:03:29 PM No.511066067
>>511065299 (OP)
Does anyone even watch late night talk shows?

Seriously.
Anonymous ID: 3DftjFR6United States
7/22/2025, 8:04:54 PM No.511066149
>>511065299 (OP)
Imagine worshipping some queer fag ass vax homo that makes $15 million year.
Anonymous ID: TCj1987NUnited States
7/22/2025, 8:17:19 PM No.511067081
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reminder Jon Stewart had secret meetings with Obama to shill his policies to you young impressionable audience

people like this:
>>511065302
fell for his literal propaganda