Thread 511070820

1.5 years since graduating with a bachelor's in comp sci and I haven't found a job. What is gonna be done to fix this?

>>511070820 (OP)
come join the trades, we have alot of openings after ICE scared off the mexicans.

i can teach you how to trench in less than an hour.

>>511070820 (OP)
The comp sci job market has collapsed. You have to be good and driven to succeed in this market

Unironically you should have went to trade school and learned to be a plumber or electrician. A self employed plumber now earns more than most com sci grads

>>511070929
Digging ditches. I think he wants a real job.

>>511071044
Most comp sci jobs are not real jobs. Very few are productive and most are administrative. Whats termed Bullshit Jobs

If you mean in an office by real job that just means you have been clowned

>>511071044
Unless he was making AAA games for fun as a teenager, his field has been taken over by AI. Learn to drive truck.

>>511070820 (OP)
>bachelor's in comp sci

>>511071030
>>511070929

Tradies, your $30/hour doesn’t impress anyone.

>>511070820 (OP)

Grad school time

>>511070820 (OP)
two options
become pajeet
jump the border, get illegal papers, become my cousing william jamie dominguez sanchez, jump the border back
live on gibs
moderno problemo requiere moderno solucion amigo

>>511070820 (OP)
I'll pay you zero dollars an hour to go be free and homeless.

>>511071030
>A self employed plumber now earns more than most com sci grads

this, just be careful of your body.
everyone here over 50 has a broken body and shit family life. the smart ones get out of the field ASAP and leave the body breaking for the young boys instead. very pyramid schemy

>>511070820 (OP)
You compete with billions of jeets and pakis for rock bottom jobs that can be done by ChatGPT.
Congratulation, you played yourself. Might as well start at Mc Donalds now bro.

>>511070820 (OP)
they expand the Vance Visas so more indians will get the jobs

>>511070820 (OP)
smoking dat anon pack

rip BOZO!

>>511071295
your $30/hour doesn’t impress anyone.

better than OP's $0/hour

>>511071472
if you cant compete with jeets (they literally cant even speak english) you deserve to starve

>>511070929
>>511071030
>>511071044
>>511071196
>>511071207
The "go into trades" and the "AI is taking over programming" memes are getting old.
Have you ever used an LLM to actually generate code in a very large code base? It's useless actually generating code by itself without it being looked over and fixed by a programmer who knows what they're doing.
Also,
>memeflag
>opinion discarded

>>511070820 (OP)
if your cs degree isnt from t10 like harvard or mit then fuck off

>>511071511
That's literally the playground for a fresh graduate, he's useless and not even worth $10/h.

>>511070820 (OP)
>What is gonna be done to fix this?
nothing we are the most overeducated generation to date but it wont get us anywhere since its all made up bullshit to begin with

>>511070820 (OP)
My advice as a non-tech bro. This is where you need to engage with some self-agency - particularly if you are a White man.

Open up your own corporation, put a posting on google offering to help Boomers with IT needs - with a rate for setting up printers, etc for individuals. Then market something also to business based clients.

If you have other friends in the space with a similar issue, find a project to start working on independently while looking for work or accepting shittier work.

You could also start applying for jobs at companies you know are jeeted / h1b heavy and see if there is a way to sue them later.

>>511070820 (OP)
>Applies to the hottest, most highest paying job market
Let me guess, you've applied nowhere else, have you?
The problem with comp sci isn't that it's dying, the problem is that the $300k entry level jobs were like the 1% of jobs but got the most attention. 99% of programming jobs are building some back end for s furniture company or front end for restaurants or etl pipeline for a brake company, but nooooo that's too boring and not sexy and ONLY pays $140k ew gross!

build more shit

>>511070820 (OP)
>1.5 years since graduating with a bachelor's in comp sci and I haven't found a job.
Post up your resume and perhaps /pol/ can help you polish it up.

I'm convinced the majority of jobs advertised don't actually exist and the ads are just run for data collection

>>511071892
Furthering to this:

>Email Migration
>Basic Cybersecurity
>Printer Setup
>Land Pages / Basic Website Design
>Offer to build Apps for businesses
>Offer work on FIver, Totpal, Upwork

You can try to set up a community program where you teach ex-cons, foster kids or special needs kids IT. Or even offer tutoring or other aspects.

Otherwise look at your surroundings and think 'what product can I make which is marketable?'

Also my captcha was SS0YY. So don't be a Basedboy and lets get rockin'
Use Craigslist, Google Business, Facebook Marketplace or any other bulleting system.

>>511070929
post a link then

>>511070929
Based. Office fags deserve the rope.

t. house painter

>>511072000
it was common amongst my graduating CS cohort to apply to 100s of jobs for 1 offer. For me I hit a 1000 before I realized I was been screened out for DEI. Once I included a cover letter optimized with woke buzzwords and claimed I was a troon, I got offers. Sorry, but im not taking jobs that literally require me to be a faggot.

I’m 33 and just got a job as a bagger in a grocery store chain after 3 years of neeting.

>>511070820 (OP)
Do you call them back? Do you follow up? Do you email various people you can find within the company?

>>511072965
>a job as a bagger in a grocery store

wtf is this job?

>>511073315
you put items into bags for customers.

>>511073091
Going to stand by my post from earlier. If you are a White man with a specific or specialist skill - you should just go into business for yourself. Particularly if there are very limited start up costs.

Then when you operate your own business, hire other White men.

>>511073393
>>511072965
anon could handle my baggage instead

>>511070820 (OP)
Literally ICE, CBP Officer or Border Patrol Agent. You will make 6 figures in less than five years.
Plus you get to make the USA a better place.

USAjobs.gov

>>511070820 (OP)
>what is gonna be done
Nothing. In fact it will get even worse.
>868 applied jobs
You're not even trying. You could have sent that many in a month.

I just started a new codemonkey job a few months ago. Life is good.

>>511070820 (OP)
>What is gonna be done to fix this?
More Indians.

>>511073691
I know all about handling baggage...

>>511070820 (OP)
troon out

>>511073315
It's the checkout clerk
In the USA they also put the groceries into bags for you

The wagies aren't allowed to sit down lol

>>511073393
how come you don't do this yourselves? i mean, why is this a job?

>>511070820 (OP)
where did you go to school lad? the new meta is going to the best school possible that you are accepted to, even if a more affordable but less prestigious school accepts you.

Imagine getting a degree then having to do a shit job. Must be depressing

>>511073393
isn't that job the kind they give out to special needs people?

>>511073854
i did it on high school, title was "courtesy clerk". you bag groceries for old boomers and walk them to their car and help load them in. you also retrieve the shopping carts from the parking lot

>>511071295
Anon, I'm in grad school. I don't recommend it at all. You'll just spend years working for pennies to get a degree that doesn't give you a lot of leg up in the industry, all while your mental health plummets. Do you know how stressful it is to have to keep reworking a paper because your university demands you target venues with less than 20-25% acceptance rates just to graduate?

Post CV

>>511074063
oh, so it's just for old boomers? so you don't have to bag watermelons and sprite bottles?

>>511074130
More Indians.

>>511073854
It depends on the store. Most don't do it anymore but the nice one I go to does. They usually prioritize doing it for old people and will haul it out to their car for them if they want. The baggers at my store also do other support things when it's not too busy.

I'm going to end up applying for one of those training companies like mthree or revature or some shit. 50k is shit but better than unemployment.

>>511074021
that or teens, usually.

>>511073858
Thats the oldest meta theres is isnt it

>>511070820 (OP)
Is CS really that bad? I’m glad these threads exist because I will tell every kid I know not to set themselves up for failure like that

>>511070820 (OP)

Apply to IBM in the Hudson Valley of New York. There are numerous locations looking for competent workers who don't have shit stained fingers b

>>511074193
it's not exclusively for boomers but that was the target demographic. it was a lot of mom's doing the grocery shopping too. you'd help bag for everyone but if they requested groceries brought out to their car you'd do it. i worked in a white neighborhood so no one bought watermelon or sprite specifically but I'd imagine you would bag them if they bought them.

>>511074556
No, you just hear complaining from the unemployed ones. It's still one of the best degrees although far harder than 4 years ago to get a job.

>>511074720
The unemployment rate seems to be on par with liberal arts degrees

>>511071295
40 bucks at 29. On track to make 55 by 35 my nigga, and thats if I don't start my own shit. It's not much relatively speaking, but its enough.

T. Refigeration tech

>>511074797
Yes but the difference is the employed CS majors are making a lot more than the liberal arts majors. It will go back to normal in 3-5 years, tech is boom/bust cycles and dependent on interest rates.

>>511074460
yeah, but for a long time the meta became that any degree at the cheapest university you could go to was the way to go, that is shit tier advice now

>>511074556
It's pretty oversaturated, for sure. Accounting and nursing/medical shit are always in demand, but the starting salary for accounting isn't great--though it gets a lot better with more experience.

Write you're own open source programming language and throw it up on github. That's what I did. Also delete all the nazi shit from your twitter.

>>511074964
Oh yeah,also back then people didnt even need a degree at least for coding. He could maybe get a masters in some fancy school tho

>>511073693
>USAjobs.gov
Can foreigners get one of these jobs? I don't really give a shit about the security of America, I just want to rough up darkeis

>>511075624
Just stop thinking about em lad

>>511070820 (OP)
Bachelor? Is that even still a thing there? Over here, even the cats have master's degrees.

>>511070820 (OP)
What have you lived off in all that time?

>>511071044
digging trenches is as real as it gets. juggling imaginary numbers and displaying images on a screen isn't

>>511074576
Lmfao, IBM (Indian Business Machines)

>>511070820 (OP)
github or gtfo

>>511070820 (OP)
Get a real degree, like engineering , instead of bandwagoning off of tue literal trendiest academic path for the past 20 years

>>511070929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6wtdBLrKCg

oh no no no no... hahaha