You never hear about these Mountain nigs. They have funny accents. Germans make fun of them for being hillbillies. Are they even relevant Europolitics? I've never met a successful Austrian.

>>511073461 (OP)
Red Bull is from Austria
Magna Steyr is from Austria
there is tons of succesful austrian businesses

>>511073461 (OP)

>hillbillies

Not wrong.

>>511073890
nah, its ridiculously wrong
and germans dont think that either

>>511073723
Gentlemen, I fear an Austrian is amoungus

They made the Aug, Glawks, KTM, and wiener schnitzel, among other things.
Also they were the real evil behind ww2 germany

>>511073461 (OP)
what exactly caused this new meme? afaik austria is more rightwing than germany so it cant really be about immigration
is it just one guy spamming the board?
not that im against it
>schluchtenscheißer

>>511074095
GONNA PUT SOME PRAWNS ON THE BARBIE MATE?

>>511074037
why dont you go fuck yoruself, you mexican nigger

>>511073461 (OP)
They fight wars against emus and have boxing matches against kangaroos.

>>511074045
I completely agree they make fantastic armaments and machinery. It seems that they punch below their weight in other arenas.

>>511073461 (OP)
>country of 8 million autists
yeah we are super important you fucking retard

>Zionism (Theodor Herzl)
>Gigachud (Adolf Hitler)
>Music™ (The Sound of Music)
>That will be $200 plus tip (Sigmund Freud)
>Autism (Hans Asperger)
>Negro equilibrium machine (Glock)
>Fuck you (Denuvo)
We are gods among mortals

>>511075592
>Hans Asperger
it's him!

>>511073997

Not the point of us being unsophisticated. Just a bit insular in outlook.

>>511074037

*beep boop*

Uhm, haven't seen any around here.

>>511073461 (OP)
We austrians are fine, there's nothing wrong with us.

>>511073461 (OP)
They make up for it with narcisism.
They know they are not real germans so they overcompensate.

>>511075945
yeah, austrians live in the mountains but its not the same as white trash from west virginia
its a completely stupid comparison

>>511076181
Hillbilies live outside of the law austrians have even more bureaucracy than germans.

Isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger from there?

>>511076710
yip
Arnold laughs about this thread

>>511076677
Even worse. Austrian civil servants combine the autistic need for order of Germans and the arbitrary decision making of Italians.

>>511073461 (OP)
they just milk cows and do peasant shit and that's pretty much it

>>511077869
absolute bullshit

Italians kicked their asses in WW1

>>511073461 (OP)
>I've never met a successful Austrian.
Hitler was an Austrian.
Just sayin'

>>511074419

>>511078081
OP is probably a baiting jew

>>511078081
> Leader of Germany
Okay?

>>511077430
I guess need for order here means need to keep a job. Maybe even hire a wife/son for more order.

>>511078503
Hitler made Austria part of Germany.

>>511078503
your entire thread is a joke

>>511078503
Braunau is the town where Hitler was born.

>>511079212
Sweet, I'll put it on my travel itinerary!

Being relevant is an extremely tiny price to pay in comparison to being truly happy. Here as a tourist so sure, rose tinted glasses, but the people here in Tirol seem to be living the ultimate life.

>speak with herdsman up in the mountains
>talk about cows fucking
>talk about shooting wolves
>report a dead sheep in the mountains
>makes sure I get a free Likör in the Hütte he owns an hour of a walk later
>served by his friendly big titted wife
Such is the life of a Tiroler. These people deserve all the good they can get in the world.