Is this really what passes for pizza in England?

>>511084640 (OP)
that looks like a fucking lunchable

>>511084640 (OP)
That's from Fosters Hollywood in Spain.

why is the sausage cut so thick?

>>511085272
lmao when I was a kid I would throw cheddar, pasta sauce, and kebalsa sausage on a tortilla I crisped up in the oven. It looks just as bad.

>>511084640 (OP)
fuck i'm so hungry

Why sir, that is a Hot Charles...they can be purchased for 4 pounds sterling after tea time.

>>511085733
It's not kosher, sorry

>>511084640 (OP)
that meat looks disgusting

>>511084640 (OP)
No mutt. Even if it was, being lectured about food by a mutt is laughable.

>>511085964
You are a bong, you have the worst food in existence. Especially fast food.

>>511084640 (OP)
I would put cheese and ragu on a tortilla and microwave it as a kid.
Eat it like a burrito, my own pizza pocket.

>>511086023
You are a mutt, you have the most processed food stuffed with MSG and whatever the elves in the lab have knocked up.

>>511085964
Britain has objectively the worse cuisine in the world.

>>511085964
>>Blood sausage
>>Bangers and mash

I wish Hitler would have exterminated you fucking faggots

>>511084640 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

ENGLAND EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW

>>511085814
that's alright

>>511085272
they dont really eat that in spain. pretty sure they eat rice and chicken like mexicans

>>511084640 (OP)
2 bongs out of 10 bongs... no fish and chips

>>511086189
It's nothing to do with England you fat retard, literally the second reply ITT

>>511084640 (OP)
sir thats an ironing board

>>511084640 (OP)
most pizza joints in England are owned by Pakis. Pakis don't know a fucking thing about Pizza, they were shown how to make it by some fucking jew.
Pakis don't have pizza in their shit culture, they especially don't have pepperoni and sausage there.

It's just like the shit you call Chink food here in Burgerland - it's not chink food, it's jew food. Chink food is rats, bats, dogs, bugs, rice, and other chinks.

>>511085485
because pakis don't know shit about pizza.

>>511085964
The USA has the best food on earth... get fucked you roty bong nigger

>>511086112
Your national dish is a sandwich.

>>511086321
We invented apple pie.

>>511084640 (OP)
Yuck... That "pizza" looks like shit.
Picrel is what pizza should look like.

>>511084640 (OP)
There's literally spanish in that image, has the education system really failed that badly in the states?

>>511086333
Checked. What is our national dish?

>>511085272
lel
>authentic American food

>>511085733
Ran out of foreskins?

>>511084640 (OP)
For something home made it doesn't look like the worst pizza ever. It could clearly be better but it's not completely horrible. 3/10, would eat to be polite.

behold: british "cuisine"

>>511086460
bagels & lox

>>511086321

>>511086460
Baked beans is about the only thing americans have ever invented

>>511085964
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>511086607
Don’t forget fake cheese.

>>511086321
Name some without naming european dishes because we eat those too just like you.

>>511086677
american cheese is cheddar cheese with an emulsifier added to make it melt quicker onto burgers and grilled cheese, it isnt "fake"

>>511084640 (OP)
Grim if true

>>511086677
And grits and possum bollocks.

>>511084640 (OP)
Nope

>>511086321
Shitty american fast food is considered the floor in food quality in most civilised nations

>>511084640 (OP)
>in italy
ftfy

>>511086382
You invented bean pie and shit sandwiches too, but that has not to do with my comment, retarded bean eater

>>511086108
topkek

>>511086735
there is literally a 25% chance your last meal came from an american fast food restaurant

>>511086750
It legally cannot be marketed as just cheese, as it contains less than 51% actual cheese

What's this meme about British cuisine being worst in the world about? It's kinda boring but not even close to being the worst in the world (same as the US). Have you not seen what half of the 3rd world countries pass off as "food"?

>>511086607
>>511086677
Don't forget AIDS

>>511086382
stop acting jewish everyone knows the dutch did

>>511086410
>has the education system really failed that badly in the states?
Yes.

>>511086233
I saw niggers everywhere when I visited paris, england is doomed

>>511086533
>>511086735
>>511086782
American BBQ beats everything you bong niggers have ever done in your entire inbreed histroy or inbreeding.

>>511086841
Most of your embassies have shut down have shut down here.

>>511086841
Only kids and niggers eat at fast food restaurants in Europe.

>>511086841
lol, no, do one you melt

>>511084640 (OP)
>no baked beans
Not english.

>>511086922
I thought that was Africa niggers fucking rhesus monkeys.

>>511086841
>The first dish known to have been deep fried was fritters, which were popular in the European Middle Ages. However, the Scottish were the first to have been recorded as deep frying their chicken in fat with breadcrumbs and seasonings, as evidenced by a recipe in a 1747 cookbook by Hannah Glasse and a 1773 diary entry describing fried chicken on the Isle of Skye.
>hamburgers from germany
>hotdogs from germany
>pizza from italy
>>511086944
Euros have been barbequeing longer than america has existed.

>>511086460
Breakfast: Bacon and eggs with pancakes.
Lunch: Cheeseburger with fries and milkshake.
Dinner: Surf and turf

>>511086920
>What's this meme about British cuisine being worst in the world about? It's kinda boring but not even close to being the worst in the world (same as the US). Have you not seen what half of the 3rd world countries pass off as "food"?
It's just an old meme. It's not accurate.

>>511084640 (OP)
This can’t be real
How can anyone sell something like this and not be fucking ashamed of themselves?

>>511087096
>Fish and chips in a dirty news paper
Never change bong niggers... never change

>>511084640 (OP)
No.

>>511084640 (OP)
>>511085272
You are telling me this is real ?

>>511086944
You did not invent the concept of a braai (BBQ). Putting the word American in front of something everyone in the world has been doing since caveman days does not make it yours.

>>511086321
>USA has the best food on earth
I guess you do have a shit ton of Mexican restaurants over there.

>>511087114
>Oi mate... wez yuropeans invented food, mate!
Sure sure bong. Talking to a bong is like talking to a nigger, German, and Russian... they invented everything.

>>511086893
american cheese is 100% cheese, usually cheddar
>>511086984
ive been to london and more than half of the resturants are american
>>511087006
completely untrue
>>511087096
learn english randeep
>>511087114
you seem upset that all of the best people left europe because it was an oppressive shithole. The only people that remain are cucks and inbred nobles. You are literally the subject of a literal cuckold

>>511087115
Not any more. Breakfast burritos, lunch burritos, evening tacos.

>>511087115
Wrong.
>The United States doesn't have a single official national dish.

>>511087370
>american cheese is cheddar cheese with an emulsifier
>american cheese is 100% cheese,
Which is it, mongo?

looks like footy scran

>>511087352
We did so much americans had to pretend to go to to the moon so you could look like you'd done something.

>>511087239
>american bbq
you won't understand until you start eating brisket that's been smoked for 12 hours
it's not just oh meat on fire caveman

>>511087370
>you seem upset that all of the best people left europe because it was an oppressive shithole. The only people that remain are cucks and inbred nobles. You are literally the subject of a literal cuckold
imagine saying this about 'your own race' when your country is getting swamped with blacks indians and mexicans, now I know you're brown
>>511087352
Americans think they invented pizza and burgers? Thats what I thought honestly.

>>511087352
>they invented everything
No, you just invented nothing

>>511085795
>Hot Charles

>>511086486
Beat me to it

>>511087370
>ive been to london and more than half of the resturants are american
A Burger shop is NOT a restaurant although yo might thinks it's fine dining.

>>511084640 (OP)
>passes for pizza in England

>>511087513
>Americans think they invented pizza and burgers?

but we did

>>511087370
Mcdonalds isn't a restaurant it's a sandwich shop.

>>511087462
We also put so much shit in ice cream we can no longer call it ice cream, rather “frozen dairy dessert.”

>>511084640 (OP)
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
I mean, it still fucking sucks but until you've tried it it hasn't actually done anything to you.

>>511086677

they started selling pizza flour in my local shop and its like a gift straight from heaven. i made pizza for 10 years and refused to order this shit online but now that i have it its like day and night.

1kg is enough for 3 full baking trays and the dough is good for 3 days, so its perfect. dirt cheap too

>>511087513
'All the best Europeans went to America' is age-old cope
America was founded by puritan nutjobs who were too autistic to get on in a normal fucking society, and then subsequently joined by Irish beggars, Italian mobsters, and eastern-European Jews.

>>511087416
Maybe you should make them then.

>>511086944
>inbreed histroy
ngmi cletus

>>511084640 (OP)
I don't think I could think of such fucked up pizza even if I tried...

>>511087462
you have to go back randeep, an emulsifier is made from whey
>>511087513
americans do not consider themselves european anymore, we are superior in every way having hoovered up all the talent from europe for 100 years, with 98% of all european start ups moving to america even today. The o only people in europe are actual losers who cant leave and fart sniffing old money (which you 100% are not)
>>511087575
it is though, sorry that more than half your meals are american
>>511087635
see above chaim

>>511084640 (OP)
>using a cracker recipe for pizza dough

>>511087751
Looks like Tyrone Hernandez is raging and full of seethe.

>>511087680
I would cover a family size bag of frito corn chips in that and the micro would deliver me heaven.

>>511085964
How bongs NOT mutts? what percent of your population is Arabs, Indians, and Africans again? Bongland is just as mutted as america now

>>511087614
Lol.
Yes because what you call pizza hasnt been tried anywhere else so you "invented" it.

>>511087739
I can't believe Poles don't make meals like this when they get home pissed.

>>511087331
LMFAO. The white man's Mexican food has really nothing to do with you taco niggers.
-The white man has flour tortillas. Mexicants have corn
-The white man love white man's tacos: corn hard shell, ground beef, drain the grease, tomatoes, little bit of lettuce, lots of cheese, chunky salsa, like Pace Salsa. Mexicant are like the opposite.
White man loves Texas chili with bigh meat chunks slowly cooked. Mexicants love quickly cooked shredded meat.
White man love variety and strange things, so makes up stuff: try everything fired or with some strange sauce. Mexicans like same things shitty watery sauces like things.

>>511087844
>n-no you!!1!
cringe

>>511086667
Go back to your toast sandwich Ahmed

>>511087853
>Bongland is just as mutted as america now
Kek
Far from it.

>>511087853
You lot started race mixing as soon as you got there, we're not even friendly enough with wogs to live near them.

>>511087751
>an emulsifier is made from whey
Anon, the first step in making cheese is to separating the curds from the whey. If it has whey added to it, then it obviously isn't '100% cheese', you spacker. This is, "cheese comes from the store!" level of shit
Although a quick search reveals that the most common emulsifier in producing "American cheese" is actually sodium citrate, not whey. So you're wrong there anyway

>>511088044
>>511088047
who the fuck do you think you're fooling? pol is full of threads every day about england being packed to the brim with jeets and pakis and turks

>>511087239
Dumbest bong in the thread. Go cook your nigger food over fire, nigger

>>511087751
>americans do not consider themselves european anymore, we are superior in every way
oh he a cloaca gentium ass nigger
>>511088041
ethnic canadians are british braindead pajeet

>>511087853
Bro your country is like 50% white, your national dish will be a Burrito by the end of this administration

If Americans invented food, why are all the foods named in European languages and not American ones?

>>511088110
im not reading all the cope
>>511088142
haha you mad

>>511084640 (OP)
Could be worse, could be Altoona style.

>>511088128
They can't make us fuck them.

>>511088207
>im not reading all the cope

Fuck I haven't made/eaten pizza in a while.

>>511088128
>? pol is full of threads every day
And that makes it real?

Just like this thread started by saying this pizza is British?
Gullible twat.

In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?

>>511088304
haha you mad

>>511088142
We're French/Scots for the most part. Anything else is playing pretend.

I invented a banana meatloaf. It was awesome. The bananas have to be just the right kind of ripe and well mashed but it imparts a distinct sweetness and adds a great moisture content. Y'all should try it next time you have some bananas just past eating raw but not banana bread ready yet. Not saying it's an American origin but an American made it.

>>511084640 (OP)
No mate, I don't know what the fuck that travesty is.

>>511088370
>gets btfo
>insists everyone else is mad
Retro, that's like vintage 2012 posting

>>511085615
Yeah a lot of us made these poverty "pizzas" with whatever we could find at home. Nowadays the 2lb frozen deluxe pizza is somehow still one of the cheapest options at the supermarket. But you'll pay for it with your health.

>>511087370
>american cheese is 100% cheese
It's luminous fucking yellow and has the texture of rubber

>>511088041
>Oi... you betta pumpp-a yous braukes mate!
>Dat be a naotional treasura

>>511087853
We have containment zones.

>>511088606
>noooo you cant tell me about my country
>now let me tell you about yours
kys retard. we'll be eating burritos and you'll be eating kebabs

>>511088531
Fooking hate pikies.

>>511086112
No scandinavia takes that spot. Most bongs eat industrial slop. Their original food is not the best but not the worst either.
When you have bong tourists your food goes to shit though. Because they have no taste buds.

>>511088047
Most of us "mutts" were mutts when we left your shithole island were all sorts of Irish, Scottish, Welsh, English etc