Give the government literally all of your income.

Rabbi yeshua actually commanded to give it all to Peter

And if you make the mistake of not giving every single thing like Ananias and Saphira

You will mysteriously die in the Christian cult compound

>>511112510 (OP)
Chapter and verse.

>>511112703
I Can Haz Taxes???
{15 den teh fariseez went out an laid planz 2 trap him in his werdz.16 they sent their disciplez 2 him along wif teh herodianz. "teachr," they sed, "we knoe dat u r man ov integrity an dat u teach teh wai ov ceilin cat in accordance wif teh truth. U arent swayd by others, cuz u pai no attenshun 2 hoo they r.17 tell us den, wut iz ur opinion? Iz rite 2 pai teh imperial tax [a] 2 caesar or not?"18 but jesus, knowin their evil intent, sed, "u hypocritez, y r u tryin 2 trap me?19 show me teh coin usd 4 payin teh tax." they brought him denarius,20 an he askd them, "whose image iz dis? An whose inscripshun?"21 "caesars," they replid. Den he sed 2 them, "giv bak 2 caesar wut iz caesars, an 2 ceilin cat wut iz ceilin cats."22 when they herd dis, they wuz amazd. So they left him an went away.
>Matthew 22

>>511112664
>And if you make the mistake of not giving every single thing like Ananias and Saphira You will mysteriously die in the Christian cult compound.

The reason wasn't that it didn't give it all (which God did not command anyways, it was a voluntary thing for the survival of the persecuted church at that time), but rather than he lied to God about it. Had he kept whatever he kept and said what he gave wasn't all that he had, he wouldn't have died.

“Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God.” (Acts 5:4)

>>511112949
Sorry I don't speak shitskin. I got the chapter, now give me the verse.

>>511112510 (OP)
>Give the government literally all of your income.
He never said that you lying kike.

>>511113018
>jesus just died to forgive man all their sins, including murder, rape and more
>lying about money?
>that's where I draw the line mister!

these fairytales are unintentional humor