Having your NOSE right next to the ASS of the neighbor in front of you who's blowing EGGISH FARTS up your nose during a 12-hour commute. Having the rotten feet of the old man in the back, right in your face. Can we please TALK ABOUT this subject?

>save your working-class/half-homeless income for 4 years to pay for the trip of a lifetime
>quickly eat a hearty omelet breakfast
>brave the Paris metro to catch your plane on time
>finally board the new AIRBUS after being mistreated by the airport staff
>find yourself seated at the bottom, 20cm from Sanjay's rump, who ate 800g of rice, curry, and onion before boarding the flight
>turn around and fall nose-to-nose (NOSE-TO-NOSE) with the swollen feet of a big old man in a suit
>see the first meal arrive once you're in air
>start eating the delicious onion soup and rack of veal
>find out the soup tastes like fart
>realize it's actually Sanjay letting out gigantic farts 15 cm from your dinner
>be disgusted and leave your meal on the edge of the tray table
>getting 50 cl of boiling soup on your head, looking up and seeing the old man apologizing above it
>trying to rest in this cramped hell
>wondering why the flight attendant didn't bring us cheese since it's smelling like Gruyere
>realize it's not Gruyere, the old man has just taken off his boots
>seeing a brown stain appear 15 cm from your HEAD on the back of Sanjay's seat
>realizing that this bastard is SHITTING HIS PANTS and it's soaking through onto the seat
>seeing drops of BROWN LIQUID starting to drip onto your tray table
>spending the next 11 hours regretting this trip, this vacation, this life

I don't care as long as it's cheaper

>>511117352 (OP)
PROFFFIIIITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

>>511117424
imagine the smell

>>511117352 (OP)
I don't know, the Asian guy looks pretty happy behind her

>>511117424
It will be cheaper for the airlines, not for you

I work as an engineer that has to fly around the world installing and maintaining very critical infrastructure. Myself, and all my colleagues will quit on the spot the moment they implement this shit.

kek imagine a crash and all those people in the bottom seat go face first into the assholes of the people sitting infront of them

>>511117553
We will keep these dogs at bay, fren.

>>511117352 (OP)
I genuinely don't understand why they don't just people beds like sleeper buses here in Vietnam. It's not the most comfy but you could easily get the same amount of people all laying down if you just build 2 levels.

>>511117352 (OP)
Thats why i like more going to local places

>>511117352 (OP)

>>511117553
>Myself, and all my colleagues will quit on the spot the moment they implement this shit.

You can pay a bit extra to get exit row seats, so I don't see why you won't be able to bid on the farting seats.

>Massive leg room
>Unlimited Braaapps

I love it.

>>511117352 (OP)
at that point a honeycomb of pods is better

Lel. Poorfags who can't afford to fly business/first.

>>511117676
>Unlimited Braaapps
Wait until pic related is seated in front/above you

>>511117655
Kek

>>511117646
Americans also take the planet sometimes. It wouldn't work.

>>511117352 (OP)
And then you hit turbulence and because you're on the bottom chair your body flies up and breaks in half and your spine is severed because of a rapid descent. Yeah this seems like such a really good fucking idea Yeah this seems like such a really good fucking idea

>>511117655
checked, great post anon

>>511117352 (OP)
>Having your NOSE right next to the ASS of the neighbor in front of you who's blowing EGGISH FARTS up your nose during a 12-hour commute. Having the rotten feet of the old man in the back, right in your face. Can we please TALK ABOUT this subject?

if you dont want this, payy for better seats goy. What are you too poor?

I'm going to fartmaxx before my next flight and pay the extra 200 for the top seat.

>>511117352 (OP)
civilized air travel died in the early 1980's

>>511117352 (OP)
Lmfao, just curious, how many seats does this supposedly add? Because to me, it removed the upper storage areas, and then essentially offsets them to the point that maybe 2-3 rows are added? Maybe?

>>511117655
Id pay extra for this

>>511117424
not going to save you money but it'll make a lot of extra $$$ for Big Airplane if people are stupid enough to fall for this slave ship bullshit

>>511117655
You think that's air you're breathing?

>>511117655
Fuck I wanted to do it, but I’m a faggot phone poster and dunno how to edit pics

>>511118543
I flew from London to Singapore a few years ago and I had been on the turps for 3 weeks straight. I was brapping roughly every 3 minutes for the entire flight. It was a ferocious display of power cheese.

>>511117352 (OP)
*farts in your faec*
:3

>>511117352 (OP)
>EGGISH FARTS
Ahi

>>511117352 (OP)
His 5'1" feet fit SO well into that cuck box. I'm sure all those other fucking people above his height will be alright.

tell me you wouldnt eat tacobell then pay more for the fart dispenser seat?

>>511119048
Had this experience too, destroyed the toilet with a fat sloppy grog bog, left a big tread mark on the bottom of the bowl and stunk to high heaven.

>>511117352 (OP)
Whoever designed that should be drowned in a toilet while their family watches.

>>511117553
Thanks for helping psychopaths maintain control over the world goy

>>511117352 (OP)
So it's either Airbus and you get 50/50 chance of having the ass sniffer seat, or it's Boeing and you got 50/50 chance of falling out of the sky...
I'm never flying again. Fuck this.

>>511117352 (OP)
They should put each passenger in a tube and lay them horizontally on top of each other, like torpedo's in a silo.

>>511117352 (OP)
based oeuféposter

>>511117352 (OP)
>BRAAAAAAAP!!

>>511117424
You dont get it.
The standard quality drops, the price stays the same. You pay extra to avoid eating as much shit, but you’re still paying to eat shit.

>>511117352 (OP)
You must be someone on a holiday. A frenchman can't be funny like this

>>511117652
Based KOMBI enjoyer. This is basically what most of the balkans travel with, except the vehicles are nicer.

>>511117424
lol lmao prices only go higher they never go down anon, we are in jewconomics late stage.

>>511117352 (OP)
Surely there will be no problems for the knees of passengers in the lower seats when something goes wrong.

>>511117352 (OP)
>Can we please TALK ABOUT this subject?
Anon, how often do you fly?

>>511117424
You’ll pay more

>>511117553
or you could just fly boeing
safe landing is not guaranteed but at least you be smelling ass (you will of course)

>>511117655
kek

>>511117352 (OP)
Do you have to pay exftra so you can BRAAAAAP in people's faces? Kek, I'll pay double to sit in front of a woman, beans only the entire week before the flight.
She's about to feel the patriarchy

>>511117553
>quitting your high paying career cause you can't hanlde some BRAAAPS
Gay and retarded, just make sure you're always in the top seat. It's a BRAAP or ger BRAAAPED on world out there!

I'm thinking the shitting and farting issue might be just a little exaggerated

>>511118915
slave ship bullshit is right. it pisses me off that people willingly go along with this crap.

>>511121740
Found the bottom!
Don't worry I'll always have the top seat ready to assert dominance over you

>>511121815
The other option are the standing seats which are maybe comfortable for 1 hour max after which you need to start moving lol

>>511117352 (OP)
Imagine a rough landing in these seats. Say goodbye to your face

>no one pointing out the obvious
the lawsuits from retarded people falling from the upper seats and breaking bones would be endless. never going to happen (in merica)

>>511117655
>Chaise pong

>>511117424
>jews making things cheaper
ohnononono