https://hotminute.co.uk/2025/07/23/uk-announces-30-million-funding-package-and-tax-breaks-as-it-aims-to-be-the-best-place-in-the-world-to-make-games/

>>511123882 (OP)
>entire office space which already costs 20k per month to rent gets broken into and all the computers stolen by niggers

>>511123882 (OP)
*any video games made must include 50 shades of brown, gay and femoid
*all the plots must be similarly awful

The UK had ONE good studio. Only one.

>>511123882 (OP)
These boomers have no idea what they’re doing.

>>511124403
i wouldn't put it past the bongish government to sabotage their own industry like this

>>511124509.

>>511124594
Trust in our Starms. Top bloke he is. Stopping the young uns from looking at that porn shite on t'internets n going to stop boats from crossing channel. Smashing.

Please use your government drilled brain chip implant to log into the game store, and verify your identity.

I'm an average game dev in the UK, i hope this helps me

aaaand its all gone to London

>>511123882 (OP)
Labour are making a lot of decisions, that are not benefiting the people at all. In fact, they're plaguing everyone's lives. They've raised billions by fucking everyone over, and wasted it on pointless shit. Was it really that difficult to get 4 or 5 things right. Was it really that hard, to fuck people over and spend the money on something that would benefit them. These need killing, they've committed treason. Every politicians that has existed over the past 50 years.

>>511123882 (OP)
how the fuck are you going to do that in the uk where "no fun allowed" is law?

>>511124859
It's probably all gone to prop up Creative Assembly

>>511123882 (OP)
games can give you a lot of soft power.
Genshin probably did more positive for China's international image than anything else they did.
It will backfire though, because they'll try to shove their propaganda shit in there instead of just making good games that people will enjoy playing.

>>511126180
>>511124859
This, and maybe some liberal arts faggots in Dundee.

>>511124622
is that goldhawk? if so i agree

>>511124859
Of course. London is the UK, don't you know?

>>511123882 (OP)
You gotta wonder what conditions will be attached to that funding.

>>511123922
Theives dont normally steal computers. Difficult to quickly sell and trackable with serial numbers. More likely local or foreign governments to do those types of theft.

>>511126733
Most of it will probably actually go into the pockets of the administrators in charge of giving them money to devs.

>>511126797
giving the* money to devs

>>511123882 (OP)
I hope they make the sequel to my favorite game, Dustborn

Every game will be concord

>>511126954
Nah, the next one will be named moonseed.

>>511126404
That is Psygnosis, developers of Lemmings, G-Police, and WipeOut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yy0RGTaWYM
and many others

>>511126880
Dustborn was Norway's turd.

>>511123922
>police arrive and mark all employees with 'non crime hate incidents'
>immediately arrested when asking why
That's actually happened.

Or
>make game
>not up to date on modern british safe speech laws and conventions
>publish game that offends middle aged desk warmer
>entire company liquidated by state order for damages
>raped and murdered by new english

>>511124622
Miss psygnosis

They invest in stuff that corrupts youth and makes them braindead retards like games hahahahhaa

>>511123882 (OP)
>Wokie central approved games
>30 mio
So funds for maybe one game, because sales won't be happening?

Post some good British games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDvlNVbeWNI

Brits *used to* make pretty good games back when they still had half a testicle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuTnilEv9g

>>511123882 (OP)
>30m
>average current AAA slop is 10x for a single game
lol, lmao even

>>511127846
30m on "helping refugees become game developers". Never seen again, 30m gone with the wind.

>>511127946
Don't worry, he played candy crush on his phone, so he's a real gamer. He knows what the market wants.

>>511123882 (OP)
That's fuck all for an industry subsidy.

Creative Assembly spent over 100 million for Hyenas, and it was so shit Sega refused to let it launch.

That's your British game dev talent.

>>511126180
Probably, those retards aren't getting it from anywhere else.

>>511126771
you're thinking of smart thieves, these are england's niggers