>>511126742 (OP)This morning before I got to my office, i stopped by McDonalds (which i never do frankly) and grabbed two sausage, egg, and cheese biscuts as well as a large carmel cold coffee. I ate them when i got to my office while playing Old School Runescape. For a while i was munching away and leveling my fishing at Barbarian Outpost for the 49k-55k fishing xp per hour, and i felt a rumble in my gut.
Decided to run to the bathroom and scroll tiktok as i did my business, when suddenly it hit me. Like a kidney stone the size of a baseball, i had started passing the largest shit of my life. I had to take my shirt off because of how much i was sweating, and it had a really nasty pasty slide to it, you know the kind. I had to have pushed for at least 10 minutes, and out plopped this giant jelly bean shaped turd that had been ripping my asshole apart. Apparently my dinner last night which consisted of two pork chops and rice, had compacted with likely even the day priors food as well. It all seemed to be coaxed out of me with this unusual McDonalds morning breakfast.
Luckily i'm the only one here at work, so nobody will know who left the bathroom in such a smelly state.
Anywho, back to fishing on OSRS! Enjoy being poor you fucking faggots, I made $55 to take that shit if you break down my salary.
