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>>511128958 (OP)
Release the Epstein files, moshe.

>tfw the USAID money runs out

Fuck Stephen Colbert! If I cost my boss even one nickel I'd be fired, but this faggot got to hemorrhage $40 mil a year for the network and was kept on for years. I feel like we all somehow subsidized it too. Fuck this fucking pig.

>be genuinely funny
>be bitter old liberal faggot

gotta pick one

>>511128958 (OP)
Matt and Trey win again

>>511128959
>Lefties pretending they care about pedos
No one takes you seriously

>GRONALD GRUMPF IS A-.... WHO JUST CLAPPED!? WHO. CLAPPED. FOR. STROMPF?! WHICH ONE OF YOU FILTHY LICHENTIOUS SIMIANS SLAPPED YOUR DIRTY PAWS TOGETHER FOR BLUMPF! IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?!? GUARDS! GUUUAAAAAAARRRDS! SEIZE THAT MAN! SEIZE HIM AND BRING HIM TO ME!

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>>511128958 (OP)
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DUUURMFH

who's next?

>>511128958 (OP)
Everything colbert ever said about Trump and vaccines turned out to be accurate which is why magapedos are obsessed with him

>>511128968
John Oliver getting deported would be kino.

>>511128966
B U B B L E
B A T H

>>511128964
Ok but anime is for pedophiles. This guy also being a pedo doesnt negate that

>>511128964
So far 4 of the people Trump has pardoned have been re-arrested for pedophilia

>>511128970
He's a citizen. Although I understand that means nothing to you

>>511128958 (OP)
>>511128971
I dont understand this meme. He never said or did any of this

>>511128974
>citizen
he can be a citizen of londonistan when he goes back

>>511128964
>this guy who's in prison is a pedo that means its ok that Trump raped kids and won't release the Epstein Files and everyone who committed crimes with Epstein should get away with it
Ok?

>>511128977
we all say this

>>511128968
John Oliver needs to be deported to the ice alcatraz or whatever its called
Most punchable face
Built to test maces in a medival castle

Republican politicians make up 67.4% of child sex crimes involving politicians while it's only 13.3% for Democrats. The rest are two Libertarians and those in non-partisan positions.

Out of the top 20 states with the highest rates of child sex crimes, Republicans dominate 16 positions, plus one swing state.

South Dakota (Republican)

Nevada (Republican)

Mossouri (Republican)

Vermont (Democrat)

Iowa (Republican)

Wyoming (Republican)

Alaska (Republican)

West Virginia (Republican)

Idaho (Republican)

Nebraska (Republican)

Indiana (Republican)

Loisianna (Republican)

Kentucky (Republican)

Oklahoma (Republican)

New Hampshire (Democrat)

Kansas (Republican)

New Mexico (Democrat)

Montana (Republican)

Pennsylvania (Swing state)

Utah (Republican)

https://www.whoismakingnews.com/ which analyzed nearly 11,000 child sex criminals and broke them down into multiple demographics, including political.

>>511128975
He did say all of that actually

Republicans have a Pedophilia problem

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

>>511128974
All foreigners are second class citizens.

>>511128980
We're not Republicans, we're National Socialists.

>>511128970
would still pale in comparison to watching him get shot out of a cannon into outer space

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

>>511128984
So what's that mean, you're like... nationally social?

>>511128984
>>511128983
>Blah blah blah actually im a nazi not a republican
You think all these right-wing diddlers weren't crypto-nazis?

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

This list hasnt even been updated in years by the way. The sheer volume of conservative sex crimes against children is essentially endless

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.

I think what chuds should be asking themselves is what is it about their ideology that makes pedophiles feel so safe in their midst. There's clearly no fear of being ostracized when you're a pedophile in right-wing circles

Thanks bot, I’d forgot to update my filters

>>511128958 (OP)
DLUMFPT should replace every late night show host with a cardboard cutout of himself while AI Trump reads out the news and makes Rosie O'Donnell jokes

>>511128964
>only lefties want to see the Epstein list

You ain't fooling anyone, kike.

>>511128964
shills really didn't like this post

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>>511128962
His "Exit 57" co-star Mitch Rouse was a hundred times funnier than Colbert, but Colbert was the one who became rich and famous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMXILpksplY

I guess Mitch wasn't willing to suck jew cock and sell his soul to Satan.

>>511128958 (OP)
>NATANYHOO HALP UURGH I'M RETARDED