/LPBG/ - Louisiana Parole Board General - /pol/ (#511135241) [Archived: 211 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:07:09 PM No.511135241
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md5: e949224fc1fe98143251cc2a69da06dc๐Ÿ”
Come watch niggers beg for freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqumHhp1ir4
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:07:44 PM No.511135283
file
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md5: e07cc7ad829499105d87b9a1d8a4d5d0๐Ÿ”
Docket
The child porn producer was removed
Replies: >>511137774 >>511138079
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:10:12 PM No.511135427
1744814339274387
1744814339274387
md5: b739d4a37366e330f7a54efc4be16e45๐Ÿ”
Is this nigga trans?
TYB
Anonymous ID: 45CWR2+pUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:12:11 PM No.511135564
i could barely understand what that guy was saying but it seemed to be more about himself than the zoo animal
Replies: >>511135868
Anonymous ID: ig8z/hBnUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:14:38 PM No.511135743
1-in-4-Tone
1-in-4-Tone
md5: 658a866d8ddebcbe10b2260b42ef4e3a๐Ÿ”
TYB

What is up with this dude's voice?
Anonymous ID: 7+hOZxHoUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:15:19 PM No.511135792
20 years for growing forest plants
Anonymous ID: yOI9UWojAustralia
7/23/2025, 4:15:56 PM No.511135831
This guy sounds like an enterprising young entrepreneur in the marijuana industry, you ain't ever gonna keep him down
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:16:23 PM No.511135861
This stroke-induced mumbling made it sound like he said
>My goal is to go home, beat my wife, and tie my dog
Anonymous ID: h08lKXWGNew Zealand
7/23/2025, 4:16:27 PM No.511135868
>>511135564
>wwmwamt hmwdiwd ywmo sammw?
Anonymous ID: EqTg9xCUUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:17:28 PM No.511135930
WHAT?
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:18:59 PM No.511136035
another marijuanas manufacturer locked away from society in a cage for the protection of civilization. thank you Louisiana
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:19:09 PM No.511136047
>Everybody's is being shot down, it don't matter what you...
I love hot mics
Anonymous ID: EqTg9xCUUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:20:13 PM No.511136107
MUSHMOUTH
MUSHMOUTH
md5: ab758419d0873cb1d310231927a23b55๐Ÿ”
WHAT DID HE SAY?
Replies: >>511136281
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:20:37 PM No.511136137
>06 WILKS, DERRICK D 00763837 W/M 09/01/1983 RVP 09/12/2025
> CLC LCD 02 07/08/2025
> 1259723 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
> 1201323 AGGRAVATED ASSAULT - DATE PART
> 1201323 ILL CAR WEAPON/DOMESTIC ABUSE
> 1201323 ILL-CARRY-WEAPON/INSTUMENTALIT
> [1259723] INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
Ok, so if I'm reading this right:

He was out on parole for indecent behavior with a juvenile (the charge in brackets)
Then he caught several more charges including another count of indecent behavior with juveniles, and aggravated assault on a dating partner
Plus he had a weapon he wasn't allowed to have
Replies: >>511136466
Anonymous ID: krvh96hpUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:23:01 PM No.511136281
>>511136107
Something about his goals to feed his wife and his dog.
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:24:23 PM No.511136372
1728290802762792
1728290802762792
md5: 4df31d9de08d81d232f40daff2e2398c๐Ÿ”
Growing weed is just a gateway to other crimes
Like stealing barbecues
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:25:48 PM No.511136448
file
file
md5: a054a4f57eb1305a9017c5749f1073a7๐Ÿ”
This dude is staring into my soul
Replies: >>511136503 >>511137793
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:25:59 PM No.511136460
this one is crazy af
Anonymous ID: ig8z/hBnUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:26:03 PM No.511136466
50-and-A
50-and-A
md5: de96a2bb0380d0f5ef82f0e3eaab0760๐Ÿ”
>>511136137
Must have had a lover's quarrel with his cunny side-piece.
Anonymous ID: h08lKXWGNew Zealand
7/23/2025, 4:26:39 PM No.511136503
>>511136448
blinking in morse code
Replies: >>511137793
Anonymous ID: ig8z/hBnUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:28:03 PM No.511136577
drift
drift
md5: 80994d578f1bcfa563d5a86cb472c443๐Ÿ”
>Took a 100% complete turn
Replies: >>511137194
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:28:28 PM No.511136596
>Sexting a 16 year old girl
I just can't understand how that happens
The dude's 42, he's not just randomly meeting 16 year olds
Does he literally cruise the high schools or something?
Replies: >>511137292 >>511137715
Anonymous ID: 7+hOZxHoUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:32:54 PM No.511136881
Too much blinking, denied
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:35:34 PM No.511137040
This one is so boring it killed the thread
Anonymous ID: +i8KnlnUUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:37:39 PM No.511137194
>>511136577
>did a 360 and walked away
Anonymous ID: zKs9JdVFUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:37:43 PM No.511137199
>I don't control situations, God does.
And denied.
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:38:04 PM No.511137224
1741815078502101
1741815078502101
md5: 49e91919f4ab6023ba9f852247a903d7๐Ÿ”
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:39:17 PM No.511137292
>>511136596
maybe the intel agencies framed him because he knew too much. same as they did Scott Ritter
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:43:35 PM No.511137592
>05 MIGUES, LESLIE 00616023 W/F 10/11/1978 CWR 01/23/2025
> SMR NID 02 07/07/2025
> 17251621 VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
> 17251621 VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
Last case today
Replies: >>511137802
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:45:28 PM No.511137715
>>511136596
Unfortunately the internet has many spaces where adults and teens share.
And girls now a days are too promiscuous and go out seeking adult males to talk to and guys who don't do their due diligence to make sure they're not chatting with a minor get themselves caught up.
They don't do the old internet habit of assume everyone is a dude and to treat them as such.
So it's not out of the realm of possibility that he ended up chatting or texting with a young female.
Replies: >>511137979
Anonymous ID: NAv7HIxeVietnam
7/23/2025, 4:46:10 PM No.511137774
>>511135283
>The child porn producer was removed
Noooooooo
Replies: >>511138079
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:46:25 PM No.511137793
c-u-n-n-y
c-u-n-n-y
md5: f572cf0dbb9aca490f565d1b39130726๐Ÿ”
>>511136448
>>511136503
>blinking in morse code
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:46:29 PM No.511137802
1739818955602789
1739818955602789
md5: 62513d2d856f98f301f364918df034f1๐Ÿ”
>>511137592
Anonymous ID: uDIou00IUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:49:23 PM No.511137979
>>511137715
This is why you get OFF the interwebz and clean yourself up, go out, and meet someone. Never on these apps, or websites, or discord servers. NONE. The only thing you're gonna meet is chris handsome or skeeter or the fat kike who respects the hell outta pedophiles.

THERE ARE NEVER WOMEN ON THE INTERNET. Best act like it.
Replies: >>511138199
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:51:07 PM No.511138079
>>511135283
>>511137774
>The child porn producer
why is he not in federal prison?
Replies: >>511138280 >>511138451
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:51:30 PM No.511138105
kerry homerun myers color
kerry homerun myers color
md5: eba5362188007d9e0009479ed8706b34๐Ÿ”
"Wives could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this parish before. There could be wives anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare nose. "I HATE wives" he thought. Take Me Out to the Ball Game reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 cafรฉ au lait circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of married women. "With a baseball bat, you can beat whoever's wife you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Replies: >>511138200
Anonymous ID: xxTrnsRiUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:51:38 PM No.511138115
>only 3 on the docket
You canโ€™t lie to me and tell me they couldnโ€™t find more criminal niggers
Replies: >>511138207 >>511138288
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:52:56 PM No.511138199
>>511137979
>This is why you get OFF the interwebz and clean yourself up, go out, and meet someone
Yeah and do it before 2pm kek
Nothing is more awkward than trying to chat a cutie up at the grocery store then her mom comes walking over.
Oops.
Replies: >>511138343
Anonymous ID: Z2NKcMpjUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:52:57 PM No.511138200
>>511138105
kek
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:53:06 PM No.511138207
>>511138115
I think word has gotten around the prisons - there's basically no point in applying for a Pardon since the board will just deny you
Anonymous ID: ig8z/hBnUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:53:40 PM No.511138247
women-laugh-thread
women-laugh-thread
md5: 7d9417efe881001dc6101a7342e6e897๐Ÿ”
Blaming a man in 3...2...1...
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:54:20 PM No.511138274
Subway has the best prison inmates working for them
Anonymous ID: NAv7HIxeVietnam
7/23/2025, 4:54:25 PM No.511138280
>>511138079
I dunno senpai but I'd have been interested to get the story.
Replies: >>511138451
Anonymous ID: uDIou00IUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:54:31 PM No.511138288
>>511138115
They had an extra busy day yesterday, could be why. Or we were lucky and the ones who got crossed out literally were "crossed out". Btw, this hole deserves to stay in jail. I remember seeing the one yesterday where the guy hit someone and he lost a leg. This cunt killed someone. O hope she dies in prison, the fucking marmish looking cunt.
Anonymous ID: zKs9JdVFUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:55:01 PM No.511138311
>Victim's mother.
Oooh going to be rough.
Replies: >>511138398
Anonymous ID: uDIou00IUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:55:28 PM No.511138343
>>511138199
What the actual fuck, I hope you die nigger
Replies: >>511138397
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:55:33 PM No.511138348
1726371738398999
1726371738398999
md5: 089fc5c65d49bcb512a80c85183e5922๐Ÿ”
>I killed someone with my car
>but I'm taking classes and stuff so let me out
Jenna Fisher really is on hard times
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:56:27 PM No.511138397
>>511138343
It's a joke
Relax
Replies: >>511138634
Anonymous ID: 6OTPKuvXUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:56:28 PM No.511138398
>>511138311
>My daughter's gone forever
>She wants her live back? My daughter will never get her life back
Oof, yeah she's pissed, and rightly so

>Disengaging a breathalyzer on her vehicle
Ok yeah, fuck this lady
Anonymous ID: h08lKXWGNew Zealand
7/23/2025, 4:56:42 PM No.511138415
Brutal Honesty
Rare Gold
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:57:17 PM No.511138451
out of what
out of what
md5: 4a992990b938a5543a0f481ef738cadd๐Ÿ”
>>511138280
>>511138079
https://www.kplctv.com/2024/02/02/lake-charles-man-accused-possessing-90-videos-child-pornography/

I think this is the guy.
Replies: >>511138768
Anonymous ID: xxTrnsRiUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:58:16 PM No.511138523
>fake crying
Anonymous ID: uDIou00IUnited States
7/23/2025, 4:59:51 PM No.511138634
1753231038789702
1753231038789702
md5: 98ec613ef2254b90afad9215602ba328๐Ÿ”
>>511138397
Nothing is funny about child rape. Orange child raper, is that you? Burn and die.
Replies: >>511138749
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:01:34 PM No.511138749
>>511138634
Bro I'd rather have the race baiter stink up the thread than you
Anonymous ID: xxTrnsRiUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:01:55 PM No.511138767
>dumb cunt murders a woman and only gets 8 years after repeatedly getting DUIs
Life is different if you have a vagina
Replies: >>511138892
Anonymous ID: NAv7HIxeVietnam
7/23/2025, 5:01:56 PM No.511138768
>>511138451
>child sexual abuse material being posted on a social media app
He should plead mental retardation.
Replies: >>511138836
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:02:21 PM No.511138795
sorry for party rocking
sorry for party rocking
md5: 315bf9f389adcb9c555dbca69a593917๐Ÿ”
>tfw that's the last case
Anonymous ID: h08lKXWGNew Zealand
7/23/2025, 5:02:38 PM No.511138814
watch out folks, 1 year and a bit and she's gonna GET YA
Replies: >>511138982 >>511138987
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:02:57 PM No.511138836
>>511138768
These creeps have lizard brains not a single strand of rational thinking
Anonymous ID: h08lKXWGNew Zealand
7/23/2025, 5:03:46 PM No.511138892
>>511138767
>easy mode
Anonymous ID: ig8z/hBnUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:04:05 PM No.511138982
absolutely-wunderbar
absolutely-wunderbar
md5: 26c3023ac4a37a73b7ae7e0b28d6c1e0๐Ÿ”
>>511138814
Fucking kek. The Bayou Boogeywomb of Louisiana.
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:04:08 PM No.511138987
1740463083542036
1740463083542036
md5: e13ef40315bd7904a894539f260f72f5๐Ÿ”
>>511138814
Just one Nattie Ice and this bitch is drifting like Initial D into your driver side
Replies: >>511139071
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:05:19 PM No.511139071
miami mutt
miami mutt
md5: ffd1622d0c0b7d7dd81bb879b7636e90๐Ÿ”
>>511138987
Kek.
There's the miami hearing if anyone wants to stick around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwUygX1yxlU
Replies: >>511139277 >>511139329
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:07:49 PM No.511139277
>>511139071
>Woman judge
>Spanish jibberish as soon as I open the stream
Oh lord this is going to be a mess
These fucking door surfers are a scourge
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:08:35 PM No.511139329
>>511139071
street scum of Miami is a pretty decent show
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:10:33 PM No.511139445
So the interpreter is always there due to Miami being a Spanish shithole
Anonymous ID: NAv7HIxeVietnam
7/23/2025, 5:10:49 PM No.511139469
Well that was fucking gay.
Anonymous ID: WfVixmBBUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:11:28 PM No.511139508
Oh damn, got to work late and missed it.
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:11:51 PM No.511139536
1748275551222337
1748275551222337
md5: b4cce7ab8e8d5a4d458e2e8d3be0e120๐Ÿ”
>white
The justice department needs to fix this shit but the won't
Replies: >>511139625 >>511139679 >>511140996
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:13:17 PM No.511139625
>>511139536
seriously Pam Blondi needs to do something about that bullshit. It's an egregious display of CRT in practice
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:14:07 PM No.511139679
>I'm setting his bond at $25,000
>I think he's a danger to the community
You just have to pay 10% to get out, right?
>>511139536
Thanks for the screenshot I noticed that as well.
Replies: >>511139822 >>511139836
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:16:25 PM No.511139822
>>511139679
Again, female judge
It's a shit show
>You can visit the victims home once with police
You just know he only heard the first part of that
Replies: >>511140996
Anonymous ID: m1G+K2PQUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:16:31 PM No.511139836
>>511139679
this judge likes to set $1 bail amounts and the states attorney hates her for it. that was a rare occurrence
Replies: >>511140790 >>511140996
Anonymous ID: oygAp9QmUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:29:51 PM No.511140790
>>511139836
I feel like at the end of every year all the cases a judge handles should be reviewed to point out any abuse of power, oversight, or other monkey business.
Anonymous ID: q55xL87SUnited States
7/23/2025, 5:32:42 PM No.511140996
average white male
average white male
md5: 44923e5761392aa16526e94874c0cbe6๐Ÿ”
>>511139822
Yea he's gonna be right back in jail
>>511139836
>$1 bail
You can't bail yourself out, can you? You'd still need a bail bondsman or a friend to bring a dollar for you?
>>511139536
Here's another white male, speaking via his Spanish language interpreter