Why aren't you doorkicking right now, /pol/? https://www.usajobs.gov/job/834569500

>>511135949 (OP)
100k salary with 45k bonus and only 10k positions? Good luck competing against ex military candidates

I'd assume they are only looking for people with existing police/military experience.

>>511136095
I'll excuse your ignorance due to your flag.

Ex-mil become the trainers and drill sarge for the fresh meat.

I'm a lawfag, I presume I would get put into management. But I think I will pass.

>>511138066
>i'm an immigration lawyer, well i guess anti-immigration lawyer

>>511135949 (OP)
>tfw have a civil DV case
I'd be doing it in a heartbeat, actually wanted border patrol, but due to a court case from three years ago I'm ineligible.

>>511135949 (OP)
Im planning to
I have two more semesters until graduation

>>511138557
Do you think I can be Dudge Dredd?

>>511135949 (OP)
Too proud to become a glownigger

>This position requires the selectee to carry a firearm. Any person who has been convicted of a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence cannot lawfully possess a firearm or ammunition (Title 18, U.S.C. Section 022 (g)(9)).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA the absolute fucking state of kafirs. Stop emotionally/financially aboooosing your wives Chud! Or no gun for you!

Honestly I'd be worried about what's going to happen when Trump is out of office. We know republicucks don't actually support America being a White country again since that's not what their israeli masters want.

>>511135949 (OP)

because the fags at the government want clean-cut and shaved boys. Men with full beards and hair are a threat to their existence.

>>511139672
do you think muslims beat their wives because they also kill goats after fucking them, and this is just a holdover reflex?

>>511139672
>kafirs

do you unironically believe in islam? i always thought it was a "the emperor is naked" situation?

>>511140252
>Pathetic meme response
Why can't kafirs ever bring a legitimate criticism of Islam? Like why even reply at all lmao?

>>511135949 (OP)
I would love to.

>>511135949 (OP)
How do I get comfy surveillance drone operator ICE gig?

>>511142632
https://www.usajobs.gov/job/837383100

>>511140113
>What makes the grass grow?!

>>511135949 (OP)
why the fuck do you need a college degree to round up mexicans at home depot

>>511142763
>Education: A master's or equivalent graduate degree
To run a fucking drone? What the fuck is wrong with these people.

>>511142826
Because if you don't have it, the HR roasties will simply round file your application.

>>511142971
>You need a college degree to do field work and throw mexicans in vans
designed to fail, this is the single biggest piece of evidence

>>511143051
>designed to fail, this is the single biggest piece of evidence
Well, yes, but that is WHY you have to have a degree.
I guarantee that no one could tell you any other reason that has any basis in reality.

Like all things in the USA, we do it because policy says so.
>Why does policy say so?
Because, that keeps us in compliance.
>Compliance with what?
It keeps us in compliance with policy.

That's it.
That is what is keeping this vast fraud machine running.
Thank God it will fail.
Unfortunately, it has been a quarter of a century past when I thought that would be.

>>511143430
the book catch-22 is a really good description of anything to do with the american government. I wonder if its just us or every government is has the same kind of insanity going on just with different flavors.

Like with with most government jobs requiring a bachelor's degree. Fuck in a lot of places you need a 4 year degree to be a firefighter. its almost like a 4 year degree has become the bizarro equivalent of landed gentry.

>>511137719
Yep. Obedient puppers only.

>>511135949 (OP)
Because soon they will be used (like Palantir) to round up bad goys who speak about pedophile rings and say nigger online.

>>511135949 (OP)
I went to school for coding though...

>>511135949 (OP)
They want a <40 year old with a bachelor's that can pass a polygraph. I'm too autistic to pass a polygraph, I've tried before. Last time they asked me about the crimes I've committed and I kept going on about all the different pens and pencils I had taken from work. They just wouldn't let up. If they have other positions cool, post them.

>>511144730
As far as I can tell it literally doesn't matter what you got your degree in.

>>511141854
>legitimate criticism of Islam

Denying the resurrection of Jesus Christ, without which there can be no forgiveness of sin, if a massive criticism.

>>511135949 (OP)
So wtf is the deal here? Why the fuck would you bring them here just to kick them out? lol

America is a ticking time bomb.

>>511145438
Yea, but how does a STEM degree help get illegals?

>>511135949 (OP)
disgusting bootlicking wannabe gestapo
you'll get what's coming

>>511135949 (OP)
We are two weeks away from an ICE reality show on Netflix where illegal immigrants have to fight UFC champions inside elaborate arenas in order to earn citizenship. Can't wait!

>>511145296
> anon state your first and last name
Anon Ymouse
> do you like bah mi?
Yes.
> would you like to get lunch after this?
Yes.
> would you like to get lunch with me?
Uh...
> think carefully, this could effect your performance.
Yes.

>>511137719
Does 2k hours in CS:GO count?

>Why won't you betray God and your nation to serve child raping zionist Jews?

I don't want your 30 pieces of silver. I'm a man of God and would rather work an honest job.

>>511145873
>>511146504
If anyone does not provide for his own, and especially his own household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.
1 Timothy 5:8

>>511145736
Because if you have a STEM degree you develop a passionate hatred for Indians

>>511146752
your ideology and its putrid kin you use to kill each other are the closest humanity will ever know to real "evil"

>>511146951
Touch grass, summerfag

>>511147035
touch ass, incel

>>511146912
This is very true.

>>511135949 (OP)
I'm surprised ICE hasn't dropped the boomer bachelor's degree requirement. It's proven at this point degrees given today don't represent competence

I don't have a goyllege decree