Anonymous
ID: YYMOPkl4
7/23/2025, 5:01:50 PM No.511138760
you can imagine my surprise when I was going through a Google Image Search for badass T-Rex pics and saw this:
This sad, dopey, pathetic little faggot creature is some freedom-hating artists' rendition of what some jackass rogue paleontologists have recently decided to pass off as a Tyrannosaurus Rex. This fucking tragedy against nature and borderline-crime-against-humanity is absolutely nothing like the raging car-devouring megabeast that menaced Jeff Goldblum and Newman from Seinfeld in Jurassic Park, and the fact that this bullshit feathery abomination even exists in a hypothetical illustrated form kind of makes me want to amputate my own balls with a set of stainless steel barbecue tongs and declare the official death of World Badassitude. Seriously, you'd need two of these little fluffball asshats to just make a damned Double Down sandwich for a real T-Rex, and that idiotic "hey guys wut up" "Reptile Steve Urkel" looking face makes me want to clench my fists until my eyes explode out of my head on a river of blood while sobbing uncontrollably like a little bitch.
I mean, what the fuck, people? First Pluto, then Brontosaurus, then Triceratops, and now this insanity. And scientists wonder why people don't like science anymore. Get the fuck out of here with that gay ass shit.
This sad, dopey, pathetic little faggot creature is some freedom-hating artists' rendition of what some jackass rogue paleontologists have recently decided to pass off as a Tyrannosaurus Rex. This fucking tragedy against nature and borderline-crime-against-humanity is absolutely nothing like the raging car-devouring megabeast that menaced Jeff Goldblum and Newman from Seinfeld in Jurassic Park, and the fact that this bullshit feathery abomination even exists in a hypothetical illustrated form kind of makes me want to amputate my own balls with a set of stainless steel barbecue tongs and declare the official death of World Badassitude. Seriously, you'd need two of these little fluffball asshats to just make a damned Double Down sandwich for a real T-Rex, and that idiotic "hey guys wut up" "Reptile Steve Urkel" looking face makes me want to clench my fists until my eyes explode out of my head on a river of blood while sobbing uncontrollably like a little bitch.
I mean, what the fuck, people? First Pluto, then Brontosaurus, then Triceratops, and now this insanity. And scientists wonder why people don't like science anymore. Get the fuck out of here with that gay ass shit.
