Regardless of what you do or how much money you make, you're literally not a man if you've never had sex. You can get fit etc but nobody will ever look at you as a man or take you seriou if you've never had sex. People can tell you're a virgin even if you don't tell them. Especially women can sense it.

prostitutes or sub-9s don't count

I've never had sex but I have had some pretty spicy ERP ("Erotic Role Play") sessions online. See, on the Internet I'm a big buff wolf with massive abs and a girthy cock. I've pounded Lola Bunny, I've done unspeakable things to Krystal the Fox, I've fucked superheroes you've probably never even heard of. Wanna know the best part? My wolf's listed as Gay on his profile, he just can't help himself when a hot chick sees his red rocket.

In my life I've had sex with only 5 women.
I honestly haven't bothered in 11 years now, it's kind of boring.

>>511141991
this counts, welcome to manhood

>>511141717 (OP)
Also most adult male virgins are or become pedophiles. Most people will naturally and probably rightfully assume you're a pedophile if you're an adult male virgin. Adult male virgins over 30 are about 0.03% of the population but approximately 19% of reddit users