>IT'S HAPPENING!

MEXICAN MAN OFFICIALLY MARRIES TO A CROCODILE!

>ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!

REACTIONS, POLITICAL and GEOPOLITICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THIS WEDDING?

She cute, NGL

>Reaction
Knee jerk was to be a bit jealous but overall I'm happy for him

>Political and Geopolitical Implications
It's yet again, over for roasties

>>511144535 (OP)
I hope she bites his dick off

>>511144633

>>511144535 (OP)
Congratulate him on finding happiness. May she not tear his limbs off as they connsumate the marriage.

>>511144535 (OP)
was she a prison guard at Alligator Alcatraz

>>511145181
Kek

>>511144936
"Nothing ever happens" - incels completely BTFO after this tsar bomb dropped

>>511144535 (OP)
the reptilian overlords will not be pleased with this development

>>511144535 (OP)
She cute

>>511145685

Cavemanon won

>>511144535 (OP)
Its some tradition in the southern stare of Oaxaca (of course it had to be Oaxaca) to invoke good harvests. Pretty harmless compared to other traditions people have there, like selling their infant daughters for marriage to get cows and money.

Some days ago I read some news about a teenager who fell off a bridge somewhere in the country and got eaten by crocodiles.

>>511144535 (OP)
Mazel tov

>>511144535 (OP)
At least someone out there is living a happy life

>>511148097
Thoughts on the Tatu-A'y? My idea of an Folivorised Cingulate strain.

>>511144535 (OP)
Can't be worse than marrying a Mexican woman

>>511144535 (OP)
>Oaxaca
Please PLEASE if someone has a spare nuke lying around use it there, I beg you.

>>511145181
No, but she has family working there. he's working it for the long run

>>511148531
All I can do is release the Tatu-A'y.

>>511144535 (OP)
The funniest part is that he is not just any random dude but the mayor of the town

Also the bride's name is Miguelana Estela del Mar Zavaleta Ramirez
I don't know why or how does she has a last name

>>511144535 (OP)
Indian influence is growing in Mexico.

Get them out before its too late.

>>511148996
Cute AF. Women and RoboWaifus BTFO desu

>>511149084
Nah, Mexicans believe a lot of bullshit by themselves. Let's not forget Aztecs used to sacrifice children to make it rain. They pulled out their teeth beforehand to make them cry more thinking the more tears they shed the more rain would come.

Nowadays a lot of backwards people believe in all kinds of dumb shit. One that particularly pisses me off is how some retards believe owls are witches so they kill them and burn them alive. This place is superstitious as fuck.

She doesn't love him, those are crocodile tears of joy

>>511149695
Charles!

>>511149695
Delete that comment bro

>>511149650
>"You have to respect the traditions of natives"
>Meanwhile natives torturing cats in the name of Christ
Man, it is really hard to be left wing in Mexico

>>511150121
Mohammad never misses an opportunity. Hey Ahmed, watch out for the mighty ZUTT like your faggot pedophile prophet had to do lol

>>511144936
This isn't some novelty it’s tradition. Man is a mayor, and he has to marry and sleep with the reptile. If he already has a son, then legally, the alligator becomes the boy's mother. It's a symbolic act, representing the eternal alliance between Mexicans and alligators.

>>511150105
That "usos y costumbres" shit needs to go away. It seems every where, indígenas do some retarded shit. For example I live in Sonora and the Yaqui tribe is always blocking highways demanding shit while getting millions of pesos because they charge people to get through. Another tribe, the Seris, have this ritual where they smoke toad venom (Dmt) and it got popular some years ago so hippies began paying for that experience and now that toad is endangered. I was in the seaside town where they do that once, and in some restaurant a few tables away I saw some huge black dude and a bunch of other gringos having lunch. The black dude had a tattoo on his face. Then I realized it was fucking Mike Tyson. Sure enough I later read he came down here to try that toad DMT thing.

Anyway indios get away with a lot more shit than they deserve.

>>511150721
Now I know where to breed the Tatu-A'y. Thank you Anon...

>>511144535 (OP)
It's so he can escape Gator Alcatraz later
You cant make anyone testify against a spouse

>>511150914
Did you know that besides humans, armadillos can carry leprosy and infect humans?

>>511151182
Only the Nine-Banded Armadillo. Three-Bandeds are immune. The Tatu-A'y will be immune to most diseases thanks to Two-Toed Sloth genes.

>>511144535 (OP)
>aside from AI GFs women have to compete with crocodiles
It's over.

>>511151321
I checked, might carry Eastern Equine Encephalitis and Oropouche Virus.

Alligators are superior

>>511151182
Seals can give humans syphilis

>>511151806
Uncanny-valley seal leopards need to fuck off

>>511152101
Bygone gay lord

>>511152101
Uncanny-friend seal leopards

>>511144535 (OP)
Good for Pablo. I'm happy for them and hope they have a long, fruitful marriage down in the sandy straits of Mexico.

>>511152351
That was awful

>>511144535 (OP)
Wait til it bites his wiener off, you know it will

>>511148996
Unironically why is even people still talking about Epstein if This wedding is a bigger deal so far?

>>511152467
That's nature. Nothing goes out well. The seal seemed to get attached to the camera man and was bringing him gifts, which is interesting at least.

>>511144936
>Come, croco-wife, it is time we consummated our marriage

>>511144535 (OP)
The heart wants what it wants.

>>511153052
It's true nature is a whore and she doesn't care

>>511144535 (OP)
I hope they build a lovely swamp for themselves with many crocochildren

>>511152533
Then you finally will have something in common with him

>>511150721
>Yaqui blocks the path
Yaqui you say?

https://cdn-0.mexicounexplained.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Screenshot-2025-02-22-171430-480x405.png

>>511144535 (OP)
They look more like colombians desu.

>tfw no lusty argonian maid