>see cute girl on that subway
<you make eye contact and she smiles at you
>with that sign above her head
What do you say to actually get her number /pol/?

>>511165673 (OP)
hi slut cunny, i'm going to rape you like nanking

>>511165673 (OP)
Subways are horrible pick up places. Whatever you do is a waste of time. How many couples do you know that met on the subway? Zero. There's a reason for that. My attempt: Sorry to bother you. Not in my wildest dreams would I try to talk to a stranger on a subway. Yet, you're so unbelievably striking that I must. Fancy grabbing a coffee with me?

>>511165673 (OP)
Pядoм хoхoл и oн хoчeт тeбя yбить, хoчeшь жить - выхoди нa ocтaнoвкe вмecтe co мнoй.
:)

>>511165673 (OP)
Just gimme your number betch. No need to make signs like that.

>>511165673 (OP)
that's a man.

>>511165673 (OP)
Public transport is already awful, don’t make it worse

>>511165673 (OP)
>cuny
Uohhhhhhhhh

>>511165673 (OP)
>do not ho
sound advice

>>511166217
and then you tipped your fedora

>>511165673 (OP)
tell her staring is sexual harassement and is not tolerated and call 61016

>>511165673 (OP)
in real life, you have to have extremely tight game to pick up a chick on a subway car. I would not recommend it unless you can handle getting rejected in front of everyone on that car. It's gaming a 5 set on girls night, it's hard mode stuff.

WIth that said I would point at her chest and when she looked down I would then raise my finger to smack her nose, like you do with kids, and then I would give a half cocked smile and go "I can't believe you fell for that"

>>511166217
>My attempt: Sorry to bother you. Not in my wildest dreams would I try to talk to a stranger on a subway. Yet, you're so unbelievably striking that I must. Fancy grabbing a coffee with me?
And that's how you get pepper sprayed on the subway