>>511178373>What if you saw Brigittes pussy irl and fingered her so you could feel it was a real pussy and test the depth of her vaginal canal?Too much of a risk to be known as the guy that fingerblasted an old man's dick canal. Besides, I don't really care and calling her a troon is more fun than fingerbanging an old lady.
Reminds me of a bachelor party trip I went on to new orleans, the first night there we got hammered and most of us were ready to go bed since we were golfing the next morning but two guys wanted to find a "massage parlor," they set off searching the back alleys and settled on a strip club. The next day while golfing one of the guys was in one golf group and the other was in my group, he came over to us and said 'hey anon, did you tell them about the dude you made out with last night?' Lots of laughs were had at anons expense and he was fuming, swearing it wasn't a troon. A couple nights later the whole group were wandering around and came across that strip club, the other anon pointed it out, so in front of everyone anon walked up to the bouncer and as he did he saw the stripper he made out with walking by and asked 'her right there, is that a troon?' The bouncer replied 'they're all troons' the name of the place was Dixie Divas for fuck's sake. So anon could've gone the rest of his life getting teased because he may have made out with a troon but he had to push and now he knows and we know he definitely made out with a troon.