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https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1948111489078116781

ayy lmao

Real thread
>>511176151

sprint to your local woman and have sex quick!

I love you women and to be inside you is a real treat
on behalf of all men i say this to you, i want to have sex with you

>>511176159 (OP)
BAZZZZZoiiiNGA

gobbo free thread
>>511176151

>>511176159 (OP)
baps on that

Which is the real thread?

>>511176493
this one has links and milkers so here tbqh

https://xcancel.com/owenjonesjourno/status/1948026151613395264#m
>Always tip your Deliveroo driver generously.
But....why?

>>511176229
{X}

ode to women

vagina you have one
i love you and want bone
you ring me on the phone
using your female voice

you speak in pretty riddles
about laws and fiddle
with malcolm in the middle
and hurt me with laws

with laws you prevent me
i drug you with fenty
and make you resent me
i cut my hair like reese

i love you i love you
until you i drug you
and then you use laws
the dad from breaking bad

yep it's fucking snack time

>>511176450
but. you are gobbo though.
posting on a vpn flag because your bake was weak

>>511176159 (OP)
Open pant

>>511176723
bargain

>>511176723
Corrr imagine the farts you're going to have tonight.

got some free IPAs from work but i don’t really fw them

>>511176723
>adult lunchable
Cheese and grapes for me.

Horsenonce is a gay old paedophile.

>>511176539
Reparashuns for all those times we brought civilization to their shitholes.

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>>511176159 (OP)
Bb helo sho brasts give me vagena come to live Pakistan

ode to a woman

the way you smell, and your gait
i follow you and mimic your gait
we walk along like alligait
into the smelly alley

i follow you into the war
i follow you and still want more
i follow you and follow more
and try to walk like you

i wear your clothes and wear your head
i wear you out like werewolf bread
and smell you down the alleyways
like duncan from dragons den

i ballantyne your ballantyne and ballantyne you ballantyne and balllantyne your ballantyne unti lyou theo phaphitis
i love you and i follow you
from dragons den to dragons when
and deborah meaden cannot ken
the heart that bleeds for you

why does it keep altering the fucking headline
ffs

>>511176997
none of these on the side?

>>511177113
it's good and sincere

>>511177127
Got Marmite.

>>511177127
>Midges

>leto
>gay furry obsessed with shagging dogs
>horse nonce
>gay furry obsessed with getting shagged by horses
Hm.

ode to the forgotten woman

i did not forget you forgotten woman
safe in your superman lazer gaze
i remember you
so no more lazy days
we can live together in peace
after i have sex with you
things will change now i have rescued you

>>511177365
>His wife is the tallest of them all
topkek man

>>511176159 (OP)
Come living my family in Miripur having 1 feet penas sho bobs

>>511177365
wife’s fit tbf
bet he felt a right don pulling a tall bird

>>511177405
>gay
No, mares aren't stallions.

ode to the woman who was abused

oh no that was terrible
but don't worry i can save you
let me give you my opinion on trauma but it isn't real
oh no i've abused you again and made it worse
but that is just the way it goes unfortunately
because you are
like a magnet for people who abuse you
and you seem to uniquely attract, right bastards

>>511177491
this is only funny because it’s how you actually speak

>>511177612
You are the fucking bladdy betch

>>511177572
>i'm not gay I only fantasise about horse cock and spam MLP "porn" all over 4chan
Disgusting individual. The fact that you're nearly 60 only makes it worse.

>>511177127
Horse beer???

ode to the woman who thought she escaped but didn't really

i've fucking got you, you dumb slut
you thought you could
run away
but now i've roped you right up
and i can do with you as i please
i bet you felt like you got away
but i caught you
and now there is double time to pay

>>511177703
this ‘bit’ where you just make up lies about people spamming illicit content ‘somewhere else on 4chan bro i saw it’ is getting a bit tired t b h

>>511177703
>spamming cartoon horses
Why do you keep making stuff up?

Now that the government has banned porn, hopefully they ban all violent media next.

>>511177886
Thats a bit antisemitic. On both accounts.

>>511177866
Hilarious how you changed it from 'MLP' to 'cartoon horses', therefore confirming the claims.
Rancid old cunt.

She is not liking you bladdy basterd she is liking the me

ode to the gay man who hasn't revealed to his friend group he's gay

you are gay and everyone can tell
people will deny it but i can tell you are gay
are you gay
is that what you are
why don't you tell me
gay boy

Josh's real name is leto.
it's not "josh". That's just another one of his personas. Josh is an actual paedophile called Leto

decent poems in fairness mate

>>511177795
https://youtu.be/M-iNQZCI4S0

I fucking love tits

Ode to a cheerless wank

I watched her to and fro from behind
And stored the image in my mind
Yet here is where the tears fell
I had the vision but not the smell

ode to Josh

All hail to Josh, the Brinnie king,
With sharpest mind and wit to sting.
He moves with ease through every scene,
Cooler than ice, calm and clean.

He leads with laughs, he speaks in flame,
No cap, no stress, just Brinnie fame.
In every group, he stands out fast,
A legend now, built to last.

>>511178197

>>511178209
moving, i'm moved

>>511178131
josh derangement in full effect

>>511178014
>Hilarious how you changed it from 'MLP' to 'cartoon horses',
Where did I do that?

>>511176159 (OP)
>>511178197
Enter thread.
Save boobas.
Leave thread.

>>511178258
you are quite literally an obese, middle aged, bald, fat jewish paedophile. none of this is an exaggeration or a joke or hyperbole. You are actually a jewish paedo, with tits who posts CP and gets banned for it and even you own friends banned you from discord for it

my little balls are begging to bust

>>511178389
Deranged joshowned joshwidow

>>511178341
post proof you live at waterside so i can come smash you teeth in you fat jewish paedo
you won't
because you can't

ode to the smelly woman

you stinky bitch i don't think you realise
how you smell
smelly woman
i didn't vote for this
at any election
smelly woman
how can we democratically resolve this smell
that i steal from you
smelly woman
please you are offending me
stand as a councillor

>>511177522
In the dwarf kingdom you're more of a chad the smaller you are

>escaped the holocaust
of course

Soo could any britfag
explain what is going on with that whole "Online safety act"

>>511178389
>>511178427
>>511178490
>>511178510
unsubscribe

>>511178657
je ne pas les jews

>>511178510
why do you even need proof?
>im going to kill you, im a cold hearted killer
>uhhhh gonna need some confirmation of your address first though, i-i get anxiety otherwise hehe
cringelarp

>>511178658
Precursor to digital ID for accessing online services under the guise of saving the children from the internet, despite seeing and expericing horrors much worse in real life.

little wimpy runcorn faggot
with his high pitched low T voice
daren't provide proof he lives at the address he posted. instead cries to the jannies to ban discussion of him or his address. because he knows he'd get his faggot teeth kicked in
>>511178741
yeah it's a larp fatty
post the proof you live there, for the larp.
you won't though will you?

>>511178793
>yeah it’s a larp
finally you admit it
gonnae stop humiliating yourself now?

>>511178741
>>511178793

>>511176159 (OP)
Nina Phoenix.
Fun lass to DM back and forth with, she's really into big boobs as a fetish, which is rare in gals who actually do have them.

ode to the toad

ribbit my nigger, or is that the frogs
never mind we out here and we are dogs
i love you my hound i love you my mode
median is average and you are my toad

>>511178869
Pick one and mirror it. Same person.

>>511178864
>posts address
>daren't post proof you live there
>hur it's a larp you wont do shit
>but i still wont post proof i live there though
scared little pussy
if it's a larp, and i wont do shit, you can post proof you live there then can't you
you fat paedo cunt

>>511178864
>>511178951

bet he goes crying to the jannies again
>>511178984
>3pbtid
wow what a shocker

>>511178149
Using the AI saar

toadfish rebeki he raped me the speccy
i thought we were neighbours
but his penis invaders

>joshletto seething again

>>511179066
what

>>511179087
don’t get on my bad side mate

>>511178921
>i love you my hound i love you my mode
Brilliant line

>see josh has done you he has laa he has, from me random ID online with no other posts
cool post proof you live at waterside then?
>no fuck you laa i mean uh. anon.
lol
fat cunt seething again
daren't post shit
>come get me laa
>no i can't prove i live at the address i said i live at because uh something

>>511178951
i guess this post probably makes sense somehow in your addled mind

>>511179242
>>511179115

>>511178776
Thanks m8

>>511178888
tell her I said she's extra cuddly

if her clit isn't as big as a thumb then i'm not interested

>>511176159 (OP)
I love titcows so much bros.

this is an absolute masterpiece of British cinema
https://youtu.be/CiYQnr8mTKo

>>511176997
>>511176723
MREs are adult lunchables.

ode to the dead cockney race

oh grapes and lemon sides
grapes and lemons sides
we're up the apples and pears
with the grapes and lemon sides
we're all brown bread today
we're brown bread today
within the bow bells listening
we're graped and lemon sides
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle i

>>511179346
Welcome mate. Please sort your plugs out.
>>511179398
It had better pulsate.

>>511177113
Jesus fuck my tummy hnnnnnnnAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>511179398
yoooo you got me wondering something and this shit is craaazyy
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e26cce7725b1

>>511179405
PHWOAR
there's literally no such thing as too big when it comes to tits

>>511177795
This has to be in extreme peace holy shit

ode to the filter

in you go mate
you too pal
in you go mate
you too pal
in you go mate
you too pal

>>511179648
extreme peace is cringe and samoyel got flustered over a gorilla nest lmfoa

>>511179647
Teats, on the other hand, can be too big.

>>511179699

>>511179789
At least he admitted hes the filternonce.

>>511176159 (OP)
HNNNNNNNNNNG
*CUMS*
BROS...I...I
*CUMS*
AAAAAAA GODAMNIT BROS I'M...BROS I HAVE TO ASK
*CUMS*
ACK
*CUMS*
SHIT BROS IM GONNA DIE
*CUMS*
*CUMS*
HOLY SHIT I WAS DEAD I SAW THE LORD HE WAS GOON-
*CUMS*
AAAAAAAH MY TIME IS UP BROS
*CUMS*
JUST GIVE ME THE SAUCE SO I CAN RE-
*CUMS*

>>511179405
Hnnnnngggg

>>511179760
that interview was so stressful, extreme psychic war

>>511179770
not sure i understand the difference. some sort of horsenonce parlance?

>>511179856
DIOS MIO

>>511179789
ode to a (You)

I read your post
it was quite shit
same old wank
it made me sick

>>511179760
I get the hate bro, but it gets my keks. What is that gorilla shit tho? I know my Sam can be a shitlord and kind of a shit eating pedo uwu

>>511176159 (OP)
SAUCEEEE

>>511179398
BASED
>>511179647
Instant +10 so a hag face just makes them more cultured.
>>511179760
It's more complicated than that
>made Sam tape up Zipp can, no free promotion
>tight and ripe was a reference to Boston Ross, which was a video Sam made making fun of marky thompson (a 16 year old he groomed and abused when he was 29)
>Harland wanted to make Sam practice eating pussy on a peach, Sam can't ever be the butt of the joke
>gorilla sticks = fish tank
BTW watch Freddy got Fingered if you haven't. Hardland Williams is the main characters best friend.

Tom Green, maker of the movie, is who invented the modern absurdist humor that Sam "practices."

>>511179932
Same organ, different term, same lower back issues.

i've run out of booze
someone help me send help
what a fucking nightmare

>>511180081
remain calm
remember your training

>>511180081
Again? Rookie mistake.

>>511180032
The two women I posted have never had back pain. They exercise. Women are just lazy.

>>511179946
AAAAAHHH DO YOU HAVE SAUSE?
*CUMS*
QUICK BRO I MIGHT RUIN YOUR COOL SHIRT
*CUMS*
AAAAA MY BAD BRO
*CUMS*
DONT WORRY ILL LICK IT IF YOU SAUCE ME YOU RAG

>>511180154
what a complete fucking disaster

>>511179995

>>511179889
all i saw was harland being a funny goofball and Sam not being funny enough to riff off his chops and getting increasingly frustrated about it, he chimped out because every angle he tried fell flat and he knew he looked bad
not saying it’s ruined their careers again like some people were claiming but it’s the last nail in the coffin for me personally, sam is just so unfunny and predictable he has one joke and it’s ‘im doing le racism!’

>>511179647

Gobbo/denchwog/horsenonce getting humiliated as usual bry crynonce?

>>511180265
harland was trying to bait sam into assaulting him then acted like a total bitch in the comments section
sams crashout was vindicated by how much of a pussy harland was in the comments

>>511179966

>>511179995
I saw freddy when it came out. Never expected my first absurdist keks would go full ouroboros.
Nor I expecTED TO BE BALD FUCK YOU GRAMPS.

i can feel myself sobering up
god help me

>>511180383
ode to a poof

your bum is fat
and full of shit
but head is hollow
and heart is sick

>>511180210
You impetuous fool

Josh is a Ρaedophile

WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME?

>WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME?

WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME?

>WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME?

WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME?

>WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME?

petit bottle of top shelf wine

>>511180460
Can you get benzos so you don't start to seizure?

>>511180478

>>511180684
>josh tier IQ
>she's still repulsed by him and thinks he's in the spakker class

>>511180529
i will go to the farlands to acquire booze
this journey will be costly
parts of me may never return
i will take my enchanted kitchen knife lest i come across romanians or poles

>>511176159 (OP)
22 hours remaining

>Why are these new rules being introduced?
>The rules are being introduced under the Online Safety Act. Ofcom is the UK’s regulator for online safety, and keeping children safe when they’re online is a priority for us.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/age-checks-for-online-safety--what-you-need-to-know-as-a-user

horsenonce crynonce little boggy b
these the kinda twats you are gonna see
blogpost facepic really boring larp
bunch of minging ponces no smarter than a carp

>>511179995
didn’t know all that, I thought he might be taunting Sam about marky on purpose but then I thought he was just doing an absurdist/uncomfortable humour type bit and Sam was taking it personally
lmao if true though, in that case harland got the exact reaction he wanted and then some

>>511180377
idk man i didn’t feel like he was being all that antagonistic it was just Sam being unable to keep up

>>511180684
>beautiful eyes
>stains everywhere else
A shame.

>>511179699
>>511180935
kek

Josh spotted in outer
https://4chan.org/pol/thread/511180906
https://4chan.org/pol/thread/511180906
https://4chan.org/pol/thread/511180906

Owed to Klarna

Pay up for that slice of Domino's
Or we'll make your credit score
Look like a spit on whore
You fucking hoes

>>511180874
Mood. King needs nailing to the finishing line at the next horse race.

>>511181040
>Josh
>hi i'm josh

>>511180935
We eating good tonite b
>premium steaks
>petit bottle of top shelf wine
>homemade mashed potatoes with loads of butter

he says my poems they do really suck
but find me he will without a given fuck
fuck a poncepost sexlarp VPN
memenonce retard genetic dead end

>>511176159 (OP)
thats a big breast

>>511180906
>>511180906
>>511180906

I hate how all top chefs are so pedantic with muh seasoning
You'll be tasting the seasoning then and not the food

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

>>511181398
>I hate how all top chefs are so pedantic with muh seasoning
>You'll be tasting the seasoning then and not the food
>mogged by salt
Kek

>>511181255
Hey hey you kike, fuck your mom!

>>511181463
Don't reply to me you fat gay paedophile

i can't even be bothered to go to the farlands to get more alcohol, decadent, weak
drunkbros is it over

oryt lads whats the latest on the fugee rape bonanza? seen some protests in the news lately but of course that doesn't mean shit

>>511181536
>fanfics
Weird, you're salty but never season your food.

>>511181624
>still replying
You really are desperate for attention you fat gay paedophile huh
Filtered
Kys

Joshletto seething

>>511181564
Thats called sleep.its good for you, like predinner mayonnaise.

>>511181564
Bro you suck at alcoholism.
Imagine not dragging your dick through glass to get 12 cans of 7.2% beer, you suck bro.

Crabaziod oh Crabaziod
Return again to find out spirits buoyed
We miss you dearly son of the sea
Bring back your wisdom and give it to me

>>511181685
when i supped that first drink i didn't do so with the intention of sobering up
now you get out there, and you speak to whatever indians necessary to get your BAC up
we don't quit at half time m'am you don't score until you score

>>511181661
You've been here all day, again. I've been here for this thread
:^|
Sad cunt™

>>511176159 (OP)
i know nothing about britland other than watching all of topgear around 10 times. the reason i came into this thread was this slag with bigga boobas

i just want to tell you brits that i like you and your silly accent makes me laff

lel chewsday

>>511181403
Nina Phoenix
Don't look her up, extremely disappointing and revolting oversized pancake nips

>>511181825
>no u
Useless fat gay paedophile
You really have no mates ffs imagine being this desperate for attention.

>>511181807
Make one about blue lobsters and roided out insufferable kikes after chopping their love handles.

>>511182052
Your poem idea I find quite queer
It's not for me to write I fear

>>511181510
Spaniards are half Jewish and half Muslim and that's a fact

>>511176433
ms can I please interest you in feeding the children

>>511177365
>his son is the shortest of the bunch
Rough

Joshletto
S
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

>>511182157
Maybe bro, idk, ask mom.

this guy is jokes

https://kick.com/edmatthews

Tragic thread, absolutely tragic

>>511177722
You feed this to the horse and because they are hindgut fermenters, you drink their piss and get drunk

>>511182144
No, you are just shit
All of it
Cant even rhyme
Shitty memes
Eat a dick
Or maybe not
Time will tell if you are a fag-got.

I rly h8 u uwu.

>chomping at the bit
Kek. Night.

>>511182052
Here scuttles a lobster, so blue
Whose stygian eyes gleened that roided jew.
He saw steroids deface nature as vandals,
And the claw could pinch no fat from handles.

>>511182524
wiling

>>511182772
Kek.
Is that you Greg.

>>511182524
BONNIE!!

>>511182845
Not Greg, no. How could that remind you of anyone?

>>511182524
diabolical

>>511182597
Oh I see
it's now clear to me
You are one of those
a she/he
You wear a dress but have a beard
Boobs so round that do feel wierd
Silicone and inverted willy
Make up on you look so silly

>>511182524
oh my fucking god normies are completely insane

my circadian rhythm fucked

>>511183217
Yeah mine too. It was a girl on holiday, don't ask me her name.

Bury My Sex Arse at The Sycamore Gap

good thread desu

idk why i wake up

>>511182958
All that shit is based on a real beef between two people and "blue lobster lat spread fart noise" is an actual real inbred meme in the community that knows about it.

Its a beef between a guy named Greg Doucette and a kike "doctorate" in physical science or some bs that wants to start bodybuilding at 46 or some shit named Mime Israetel or some shit.
Lurk it when the stare into the abyss is longer than 15 seconds after your last youtube algorithm cum.

>>511182524
this is more schizophenic than anything i've ever posted is this how normies are now

Wtf is this thread

>>511183467
hes dgaf, seems pretty based though is casually racist and most of them dont even question it

>>511182524
Sometimes I wonder if British people were like this 400 years ago

>>511183580
i feel like i'm gazing into the abyss
this is so surreal, like a beckett play

>>511183071
Hey dude
Men are woman
And woman...get raped
I'm maybe blunt
But jeet's not castrated
So expect to be raped
Again, raped
Pajeet never ended
Your ass hurts
But is not girth caused
Is curry and ass worms
Pajeet emanated.
You got raped.

>>511183633
alright cauldron

>>511183711
this is fucking nuts

>>511183505
Freestylin' with the boys bro, we getting cocky *spits*
....
>on your dick
UUUUUUUwUUUUUUU

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14934731/Asylum-seekers-using-taxpayer-handouts-fund-gambling-habits.html

this is the craziest shit i've ever seen in my entire life
has everyone in magaluf been replaced by a schizo double
i've never seen anything like this
is that just how life is now

>>511183808
his bouncer fucked someone up earlier because of his brother

>>511183926
lmfao

>>511183808
Shagaluf is Vietnam for Deanos

>>511182866
Josh applied to be number 1001 but she turned him down in favour of a shitskin from pakistan

>>511183926
>AHAHAHA YOU GOYS I AND ONLY I RAN THE CONSPIRACY OF GIVING GIBS TO FILTHY INBRED THIRDWORLDERS SO THEY CUM ALL THEIR *MMMMONEY* IN MY CASINOS AHAHAHA!
>...conspiracy?

>>511183671
It's jokes to me
When I do see
That you are pee
One two three
Have a big wee
Then you flee

is it just me, is no one else finding this insane
what happened to e4
open air hospital

>>511183926

>>511183996
Yeah bro, I have been replaced by an schizo myself and bro that guy was cooked I mean what the fuck is this place I was watching youtube comfy piglets

>>511184344
my heads gone

you couldn't write something more insane than this

>>511183926
This here post
it's meant to mock?
I must check in
with grok

i have no deliveroo thanks to Starmer

how do i make food , i want burger chips pls

>>511184254
Oh so you gettin' lazy
Now its all hazy
Snots and eyeshit
All through your face-y
You seem just woke up
You shit bit beebop
Whats for dinner bitch

>>511184526
dunno im watching gay porn

>>511184385
Yeah I know. It's with my dick.

>>511184593
gay burger chips you can deliver?

it's like everyone is gently trip sitting him
like he's on shrooms and the world is trying to look after him

>>511184526
>>511184593
I think you guys fit better than you think.

OH BOY THEY GOT A BIG ONE

>>511184528
Yeah I tired
I'm almost done
Of speaking to you
With your bum
Brimming over with nigger cum
You're a sissy and a fag
You're father's sperm
Better spent on a mag
With men that lay with others gay

>>511184688
MooooooOOODS THERE'S FUCKING GORE IN HERE MOOOOooooOOOODS

>boggy beats
>he eats discount meats
>his table?
>used to be the door on a stable

>>511177365
>common knowledge that if you breed with genetic defects youre getting genetic defects
>shit out 2 midgets anyway

this is the sole reason this faggot deserves that pasta torture

watching this makes me want to kill myself
the world is so different to what i think it is

>>511184775
the big lad has zero game ffs

Might convert to islam
you know for the shits and gigles
and also to learn their plans

>>511177365
Imagine fist fighting his whole family

>>511184948
>ID: CUm
Nice

Poems we make
For shitposts sake

They need not be
That much to see

But from the heart
They must fart

>>511177365
You see, they keep midgets in stock because one day they might be needed to serve as engineers on a space vessel. Too small for regular humans, but too complicated of a solution to have children in the engine room. So Humanity makes sure that Midgets never really die out, one day they'll save all of Humanity before reaching their final destination at Alpha Centauri and are sacrificed to Moloch

rabbit are you still here? I have a question about london.

Do you know what the circled power plant is? I assume its long gone now. mightve been something to do with the railroad there at earls court?

my heads gone

>>511184809
Aha, jokes on you
Mi dad came in a gun
It fired and it all begun
A retard that can't even sum
And yet here he is
Covering you in cum
Get real you flew flew little boy
Rap like niggers and bring me the joy
Of being based and not full of s-0-y
Blang Bleng Bling Blong Blung
I'm shitting and that's real, there's no rhymes. I'm shitting fr this is me *shits*. Ah men that's good. A good ol rhyming just gets topped by shittin' ykwim?

>>511180174
Kek. I love you, crazy coomer hermano.

>>511185039
Why, you can just stomp the fellas.

>>511185331
oh no do you think it will come back?

>>511185426
i go through life and i think i know roughly how things operate but i watch this live video and i don't know anything
i feel like all the stories in my mind and everything i've ever done mean nothing

>>511185353
Too long to read
Your dopey screed
In my life I do not need
Things this gay to be seed

>>511185534
all you've ever done is drink and post on britpol

Josh is a Ρaedophile

Arse like a chocolate eclair
Brown stripe on the outside
Cream on the inside

is it just me

>>511185535
Oh I'm no host
But pls read my post
No bully pls hermano
Lee mi post y folla mi ano

>>511185651
>CUm

>>511185744
just you

haven't had a drink in two weeks, bar one pint at the pub

>>511185802
that's fucking nuts

i'm the last bastion of sanity everyone's gone mad

guess none of you care that you wont be able to access large portions of the internet tomorrow

including this website

>>511177365
Now you're talkin!

>>511186135
*sighs*
Ooooookay Jimmy, whaaaats is it?

>>511186250
who the fuck is jimmy, and don't tell me Saville

i need to go to magaluf and have sex with these schizophrenic demons

>>511186355
I was making a shitty joke anon. I want to know what will happen to the internet tho.

i want to kill myself i'm so alienated from these people
i'm ancient and moribund

>>511184842
Ahahahaha this is what AI was made for holy shit

>>511185767
It's off to bed for me
Talk no more to foreigners see
For those that come afar
From our country we should bar

>>511176159 (OP)
Remider the Brexit vote was caused by a massive Russian campaign backing it and it was intended to weaken the UK economically and divide NATO and the EU. Farage is a Russian agent and GB news was founded with Russian money. It is Russia that is flooding Europe with immigrants and it is Russia that is directing them to the UK in particular.

This board is 60%+ Russian talking point spam

>>511176159 (OP)
Imagine thinking the daily express and gbnews is a source for anything except utter shite.

the world has turned and left me here

>>511186470

>>511186135
Oh no. Will that mean the end of boring spastics posting about din dins and namefags? How terrible

>>511186777
checked
>>511186135
it will be funny

>>511186864
>fatty bitchtits soothing himself with his head friends
Sad cunt

>>511186864
That's not me and /pol/ is not even my main board. I rarely post here as is.

>>511177109
*come to live in Mumbai

through the looking glass

>>511186789
Can't believe they made the wankin loicence real

>>511187014
Not advocating for memeflags but that meme was made by jews, I'd think twice before posting it.

How we getting around the block on Friday sisters?

>>511187235
i bet you get around the block slut

>>511187111
they want the future to be just one big loicence, unironically

no wonder jay slater killed himself

You fagoots are all drunkposting, aren't you.

>>511187320
it's so good when he baits out women and then mugs them off

>>511187366
might start drinking ngl

>>511187281
Don’t be rude now x

>>511187111
Don't worry. It violates the human rights of asylum seekers so there's bound to be legal challenges. Achmed didn't risk his life escaping tyranny to be denied access to unlimited hardcore porn on his new. iPhone.

>>511187372
i fucking hate this so much
but what can i do, i can't kill them all

>>511187461
thems words of love sweetheart

>>511187366
Kek. If only anon. I would absolutely desecrate 12 cans with a post like this running, and this would be filled with absolute awfull poems, but I'm having a kek of a time anyways.

genuinely whats the point

>>511187725
good lad

>>511187725
see >>511176647

>>511187783
ill fuck your mouth if it cheers you up

>>511187014
>Indians want you dead.
>Muh dik

>Ofcom ‘must show teeth’ if tech companies breach child safety rules
https://archive.is/ZCcHk

D E A R O F C O M
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>>511187830
i thought people had some dignity

>>511187916
alright ill ask
wtf are you crying about

>>511188006
watching a livestream in magaluf

>>511188082
never been?

>>511188137
women don't like me

>>511188260
i know cauldy

>>511188382
i'm not caudlron i'm anonymous

>>511187910
>NSPCC chief says the regulator must enforce rules requiring firms to protect under-18s from harmful content
Mental how the government has absconded the responsibility of parents to, you know, parent their fucking child.

>>511188511
Come on now. That's just the public facing reason.

>>511187803
I know bro
I was the homeboy replying
Trying get pro
Sayin' shit and rhymin'
But it got fucking old
Cus the other fag's dreamin'
With eternal semen

>>511188475
i know cauldy

job interview in 8 hours should probably have a shower

>>511188698
Regardless of the government's ulterior motive you still have the useful goys like the NSPCC who push this shite because Stacey couldn't be arsed to parent her child and let tiktok do it for her.

>>511188952
Godspeed anon. Schratch those balls thoroughly, don't reek it. And buy some antibiotics so you get sure to get some rogue e.colli after the ass kissing. Also condom your tongue.

>>511188952
56pbtid. You're obviously mental and they'll sense that immediately

>>511189346
Dont treat my boi like that c'mon. Maybe the interviewer pulls out a glass pipe and they make friendly talk about cristal methodism and their Lord.

>>511189346
i hope i don't lose my temper and ruin it

>>511189521
Any mental diagnosis anon? You probably need something to stabilize this. I know pharma is kiked, but antypsichotics would probably do wonders on you. I have seen worse cases come down to earth with a pill.
Take care anon.

was it cauldy that got like 114pbtid couple weeks ago?

>>511189521
Are you going to sleep first?

>>511189674
kek i don't think i'm mad